Saturday Showcase - October 2006 too.

Hi hi. I made an extra Saturday Showcase for October because lots of people did not like the other Showcase. I hope it is ok. :-[
The closing date for all the votes is 24/11/2006.
Please vote too!

1. Worrisome.

I am so worried about what I will bring to the metaphorical Mega-Zine party. For, while some 'Ziners bring funny and intelligent stories, or fabby mix CDs, or Tizer, I'm scared that I will only ever bring skacky sausage rolls that taste like Tony Blair's pants. And they just get thrown in the bin. I hope I will bring better things that that.

Blossom Black Shadow.

Last, but not least BBS. But how do you know what Tony's pants taste like?

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2. Modern Slides.

At last: a reason to visit Tate Modern that isn't to mooch in the book shop: slides! "Weeee"- that's the noise I made, hurtling down the slides; today, in class. Of course, when another type of artist takes to the slide and goes "weeee", they'll spoil it for everyone; or, as my art teacher said, "They might create a piece of folk art" - which is her euphemism for number twos.

Lord Sebastian Flyte.

"Weeees" and "twos"? Who says the Zine has gone down
the toilet?

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3. ISN'T IT IRONIC?

I want to open a Christmas Decortions shop in Hollywood. Y'know...purley for the irony of it.
It'd probably have to close down after a few weeks and I'd lose most of my life's savings, but think of the irony man...think!
Don't assumt it's obvious. Never assume. Because when you assume, you make an a*s out of u and me.

Paddy Irishman.

Sounds like you've been attending the Alanis Morissette School of Irony.

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4. Six. Godot is always really early when he is going to meet Davord. Who is Godot, though? And what's the nature of his business with Davord?

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5. A(N) (A)TYPICAL DAY.

Rain. People. Bus stop. Puddle. Ducks. Happy. Lorry. Accelerate. Impending doom. Grimaces. More rain. Big splash. Drenched. Feathers. Muddy. Duck pate. Free dinner. Why can't thnigs just happen like in the adverts, where the culprit get sucked down into Oblivion. WHY are bus stops always built in front of puddles? *Sighs*.

Elden Ray.

Because the drivers are no good with moving targets, silly.

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6. Wagon Of Bandiness.

Not wanting to be left out, I tried to jump on the current Zine bandwagon. Unfortunately, BBC officials weren't too impressed when I leapt out of the audience, ran to the front desk and rugby tackled Stephen Fry. Still, I made it onto the Six O'Clock News.

Dr Namgge (Help Avoid Bandwagons, Kill All Bands).

I can hear the wheels straining on this bandwagon, already. The backlash will inevitably come.


Please vote!

:-? Me either.

The other bestest letter in October was "Modern Slides" by Lord Sebastian Flyte.
He got4 out of 9 votes.
Well done!

Modern Slides.

At last: a reason to visit Tate Modern that isn't to mooch in the book shop: slides! "Weeee"- that's the noise I made, hurtling down the slides; today, in class. Of course, when another type of artist takes to the slide and goes "weeee", they'll spoil it for everyone; or, as my art teacher said, "They might create a piece of folk art" - which is her euphemism for number twos.

Lord Sebastian Flyte.

"Weeees" and "twos"? Who says the Zine has gone down
the toilet?