Saturday Showcase - September 2006.

Please vote for your bestest letter in September.
The closing date for all the votes is 20/10/2006.

1. Zine Dream Analysis.

If your dream involves:
- Eggs and men: You've finally, though subconsciously, solved the cryptic puzzle of Dr Namgge's name.
- Yourself: The only path to true happiness is sending all of your money to me.
- Sheep: You are Kate Bush.

Vigilante Maelstrom.

Sometimes I dream about all four of those things. Too much information?

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2. Fishy Tale.

Noddy was skipping along happily, when a passer-by asked him why he was so happy. Noddy said he was going fishing with Big Ears, when he arrived at Big Ears's house, Big Ears shouted out, "I'm not going fishing with you. I never want to see you again. Now get off my land before I shove that rod where the sun doesn't shine!" Turns out Noddy had slept with Big Ears's girlfriend.

Paddy Irishman.

Now hang on a minute. Big Ears and Noddy... they're straight?

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3. It never rains, but...

Today, it's been pretty sunny. I wonder if it will ever rain again? Imagine if it didn't and rain just stopped forever. When newborn babies grow up, people would say: "Hey, remember that time it rained", and the ex-baby would be like: "Er, what's rain?" Then everyone would have a good laugh. Babies are stupid. Bye.

Farmer Jack.

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4. 'ZINE RULES.

We got bored playing Monopoly and cam up with some of our own "Chance" cards.
- "Street Repairs.- You get stuck in concrete. Never move again".
- "Go to go to jail".
- "You're fat".
- "Tornado! Swipe off some houses".
- Paint Mr Miyagi's fance. Wax on, £200 off".
- "WOOF! Change to the dog".

Vigilante Melstrom and Grimble Gromble.

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5. Cee-fax.

Dedicated to our departed rival:

There once was a feature called Backchat,
which on Ceefax,
five-hundred-and-three sat,
its demise long ago,
went only to show,
that Zine is the place
to be seen at.

Insane Jam Sow.

"Ceefax?" I'm not familiar with that term.

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6. Lamp-post Appreciation.

Right, let's show our love for those givers of light who allow us to tie our naked, drunken friends to them by giving them a big hug! Hug the lamp-post outside your house, your school, or even just a random lamp-post. Leave no post un-hugged!

One Winged Angel.

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

I nominated Colins Dreams letter but I never seen Martins one before so i'm afraid it gets my vote. Sorry Colin

Haha, it doesn't matter, I'm not that proud of that one. The Monopoly one, however...

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

i thought they were all good, but Deb's was my favouritest.

same

The bestest letter in September was " 'Zine Rules" by Vigialnte Maelstrom and Grimble Gromble.
They got 5 out of 14 votes.
Well dones!

'ZINE RULES.

We got bored playing Monopoly and cam up with some of our own "Chance" cards.
- "Street Repairs.- You get stuck in concrete. Never move again".
- "Go to go to jail".
- "You're fat".
- "Tornado! Swipe off some houses".
- Paint Mr Miyagi's fance. Wax on, £200 off".
- "WOOF! Change to the dog".

Vigilante Melstrom and Grimble Gromble.