Please vote for your bestest letter in June.
The closing date for all the votes is 21/6/2006.
1.
DO THE CROUCHY I see that footballers do a little dance when they score a goal, but what about Peter Crouch doing a robot dance when others dance like monkeys? Still, he will have a future painted in silver paint in the High Street. Well, toodles,
Love and Hugs
Princess Psycho -----
2.
What about David Buck-ham? Apparently, all England players lost between five and ten pounds against Paraguay. Mind you, that's only small change on their wages.
Unusual Suspect I hear that one of the midfield players won the bet. By the end, they were all owing Hargreaves. -----
3.
WOLF CHASE. WLW, I am afraid of the big bad wolf, he lurks in the field near my house and steals sweets and money off people.
He only comes out at night so I'm his prime target, he chases me all over town, but I guess you gotta get your exercise somehow, eh?
The Vampire of Ye Olde Hinkytown. Yeah, beats those rowing machines in the gym. -----
4.
IT'S 'ZINE WEATHER. Expect a lot of Little Dew Fox this morning. Later on we will see some Elden Rain, with a slight chance of lightning, the kind that struck the DeLorean once (or twice). Be careful when driving through The Sheep With Snow-where to Sleep, as there may be some Smashed Strawberry, Hector's Ice, as well as The Fogtrix. There amy be a Mister Lister Gale, and a worst case scenario is a Freshly Squeezed Cyclone.
Vigilante Hailstorm. British summertime, you gotta love it.