Saturday Showcase - May 2006.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Please vote for your bestest letter in May.
The closing date for all the votes is June 23rd.
Please vote!
1. THE BOOK OF EXCUSES, PT 1.
- "I refuse to take your exam. You're denying me free speech by restricting me to what you mysteriously call 'the
correct answer'".
- "I was attacked by a flock of birds, who mistook dandruff
for breadcrumbs."
- "I can't see you this Saturday. I'm expecting a headache."
Samurai Hedgehog.
Excuses, excuses. Get on and do it.
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2. A TERRIBLE JOKE.
My mates, Dalton and Hugh, always tell me jokes. But when Dalton tells a joke, Hugh always finishes it and it's funnier. But yesterday, Dalton started telling me a joke while Hugh was in the bathroom and it wasn't funny.
Well, I guess Hugh had to be there.
Paddy Irishman
I can't even bring myself to respond to that terrible "joke".
Get out!
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3. BIG BROTHER
It's really ironic KitKat are making a Charlie And The Chocolate Factory-style competition to find a new Big Brother person, because most of the housemates are complete Willy Wonkas already (by which I mean they are fun and inspirational and creative. Yes. Obviously...)
Helga Hufflepuff's Hat
And some are millionaires. Not much Willy Wonkaish
about that!
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4. FUNNY STUFF
Do you know what's funny, WLW? Vernon Kay.
Do you know what's funnier? Mega-zine is.
Do you know what's even funnier? Sarcasm.
YeahYeahYeah
Boring sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
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5. DO YOU HAVE A WIKI SIDE?
Dear Spider Fight Club,
Thank you for bringing it to our attention that you added your name to the Wikipedia "Legendary 'Ziners" list.
Don't worry, it has now been deleted. If it happens again, please inform us so we can correct it for you.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Now, now, children, do try to play nicley. We are all a legend in our own lunchtime. Or something.
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6. I always thought Emo was that cheeky little fellow from
Sesame Street.
The Psychedelic Gloom
The closing date for all the votes is June 23rd.
Please vote!
1. THE BOOK OF EXCUSES, PT 1.
- "I refuse to take your exam. You're denying me free speech by restricting me to what you mysteriously call 'the
correct answer'".
- "I was attacked by a flock of birds, who mistook dandruff
for breadcrumbs."
- "I can't see you this Saturday. I'm expecting a headache."
Samurai Hedgehog.
Excuses, excuses. Get on and do it.
-----
2. A TERRIBLE JOKE.
My mates, Dalton and Hugh, always tell me jokes. But when Dalton tells a joke, Hugh always finishes it and it's funnier. But yesterday, Dalton started telling me a joke while Hugh was in the bathroom and it wasn't funny.
Well, I guess Hugh had to be there.
Paddy Irishman
I can't even bring myself to respond to that terrible "joke".
Get out!
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3. BIG BROTHER
It's really ironic KitKat are making a Charlie And The Chocolate Factory-style competition to find a new Big Brother person, because most of the housemates are complete Willy Wonkas already (by which I mean they are fun and inspirational and creative. Yes. Obviously...)
Helga Hufflepuff's Hat
And some are millionaires. Not much Willy Wonkaish
about that!
-----
4. FUNNY STUFF
Do you know what's funny, WLW? Vernon Kay.
Do you know what's funnier? Mega-zine is.
Do you know what's even funnier? Sarcasm.
YeahYeahYeah
Boring sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
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5. DO YOU HAVE A WIKI SIDE?
Dear Spider Fight Club,
Thank you for bringing it to our attention that you added your name to the Wikipedia "Legendary 'Ziners" list.
Don't worry, it has now been deleted. If it happens again, please inform us so we can correct it for you.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Now, now, children, do try to play nicley. We are all a legend in our own lunchtime. Or something.
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6. I always thought Emo was that cheeky little fellow from
Sesame Street.
The Psychedelic Gloom
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Quick correction - it should say 'the correct answer', rather than 'the correct shower'. 
You! Me! Milkshakes!
The bestest letter in May was "Do you have a wiki side?" by Vigilante Maelstrom.
He got 4 out of 12 votes.
Well done.
DO YOU HAVE A WIKI SIDE?
Dear Spider Fight Club,
Thank you for bringing it to our attention that you added your name to the Wikipedia "Legendary 'Ziners" list.
Don't worry, it has now been deleted. If it happens again, please inform us so we can correct it for you.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Now, now, children, do try to play nicley. We are all a legend in our own lunchtime. Or something.
He got 4 out of 12 votes.
Well done.
DO YOU HAVE A WIKI SIDE?
Dear Spider Fight Club,
Thank you for bringing it to our attention that you added your name to the Wikipedia "Legendary 'Ziners" list.
Don't worry, it has now been deleted. If it happens again, please inform us so we can correct it for you.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Now, now, children, do try to play nicley. We are all a legend in our own lunchtime. Or something.
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