I thought of an idea for Mega-zine.
Idea...we could make lots of little challenges for letters for Mega-zine.
*Challenges...
1. Use the phrase "See my mittens (former kittens)". (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 19/6/2006).
2. If 'Ziners were Futurama charcters. (By Grimble Gromble and Little Blue Fox - 29/6/2006).
3. If 'Ziners were TV advert characters. (By The Shamrocking Bogman - 17/8/2006).
4. If 'Ziners were emotions.
5. Write a letter about reindeers. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 7/9/2006).
6. If 'Ziners were songs. (By One Winged Angel - 16/5/2008).
7. If 'Ziners were The Magic Roundabout characters.
8. If 'Ziners were Neighbours characters. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 28/9/2006).
9. Write a letter in which the acronym spells MEGAZINE IS GETTING BETTER. (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 23/11/2006).
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 18/4/2007).
11. If 'Ziners were Muppets and Sesame Street characters.
12. Write a letter about Tony Blair's pants. (By Paddy Irishman - 5/10/2006, and also Elden Ray - 6/10/2006, and Blossom Black Shadow - 9/10/2006).
13. Being a Smurf would be great because... (By Lilac Leopard - 2/10/2006).
14. Write a haiku about Noel Edmonds. (By Dr Namgge - 9/10/2006).
15. Write a letter in which the phrase "Talk to the hand" is used two times. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 12/10/2006).
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why? (By TheUnitedTruth - 21/3/2008).
17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig. (By Vigilante Maesltrom - 27/3/2008).
19. Write a letter about Santa and Mickey Mouse and Woody Allen ,but it cannot be set at Christmas time. (By Paddy Irishman - 30/10/2006).
20. Write a letter in which the last line is: "If I ever get those peanuts back he's in for a fright". (By Elden Ray - 8/11/2006).
21. Write a letter where each word begins with a vowel. The letter must make sense. (By The Soul Cake Duck - 16/11/2006).
22. Write a letter about a haunted house. (By Elden Ray - 23/11/2006).
23. If 'Ziners were The League of Gentlemen characters.
24. "It cannot be true that there is life after death, because there is no evidence for it" Do you agree? Give reasons to support your answer and show that you have thought about different points of view. You must refer to Buddhism in your answer.
25. Write a letter about a pair of your smelly socks, and how they have influenced people's lives. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 8/12/2006).
26. Write a letterabout how you used to have an embaressing crush on Phillip Schofield, and also how all your feelings for him came back when you watched Test The Nation. (By Lilac Leopard - 12/12/2006).
27.Write about 2 of the following things in one letter…costermongers, Chihuahuas, Hitler moustaches, cone bras, MySpace, dancing hobnobs. (By Dr Namgge - 15/3/2007).
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable. (By Marmaduke Twist - 16/11/2007).
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do... (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 5/2/2007).
30. Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”. (By Elden Ray - 13/12/2006).
31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters. (By The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 5/1/2007).
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
33. Write a letter about Japan. (By One Winged Angel - 1/2/2007).
34. End a letter with: "So what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?". (By Psychic Potato - 3/12/2007).
35. If ziners were muffin flavours. (By TheUnitedTruth - 19/3/2008).
36. An alternate view on creation (By Paddy Irishman - 10/4/2007).
37. something to do with tigers in a tree. (By One Winged Angel - 11/1/2007 and Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 8/8/2008).
38. Write a day in the life of a piece of gravel. (By Aphra The Post-Moder Spy - 29/5/2007).
39. Write a letter (preferably starring Noel Edmonds) that ends with the phrase "Deal...or no deal?". (By Marmaduke Twist - 31/12/2007).
40. If 'Ziners were Pokemon. (By One Winged Angel - 9/3/2007).
41. Use the phrase "I've said too much!". (By One Winged Angel - 14/3/2007).
42. Why Digimon are better than Pokemon.
43. If 'Ziners were other 'Ziners. (By Elden Ray - 12/3/2007).
44. Use the phrase "So then I said" at least 4 times.
45. What would happen if Santa and Satan got together?
46. My alien twin brother.
47. Write a letter in whale-speak. (By One Winged Angel - 16/3/2007).
48. Write a letter about how to burn your tongue, and then what to do with it.
49. Things to do with a sponge. (By Paddy Irishman - 27/6/2007).
50. Why Hell is better than Heaven.
51. If 'Ziners were sandwich fillings.
52. Start a letter with the sentence "Y'know I've been thinking, Badgers really could be the solution to world peace." (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 22/6/2007).
53. If 'Ziners were Harry Potter characters.
54. Write a letter nivolving The Milk Tray Man and Bobcat Goldthwait (Zed in all the Police Academy movies).
55. Imagine you are an alien and describe your impressions of Earth.
56. If 'Ziners were Super-Heroes.
57. If 'Ziners were Super-Villians. (By Little Blue Fox - 6/3/2008).
58. If 'Ziners were children's TV characters (please can you use 2 out of Bagpuss, Bananaman, Count Duckula, Paddington Bear, and StopIt and TidyUp).
59. What things do you want ot be reincarnated as?
60. Use the phrase "bee's knees" or "cat's pyjamas". (By Paddy Irishman - 18/6/2007).
61. Write a letter where you imagine that you are possessed by the ghost of Ed (editor of B*ckch*t).
62. Use the phrase "The first rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club". (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 17/12/2008).
63. Start and end a letter with the word Uniform. (By Psychic Potato - 2/7/2007).
64. Refer to 5 song titles by a band of your choice, without acknowledging this or making it nonsensical.
(By Haryuu No Hanekata - 26/6/2007 - Ash - 5 titles).
(By Little Blue Fox - 13/8/2008 - Smashing Pumpkins - 11 titles).
65. Write a letter that only uses words of 5 characters or more. (By Aphra The Post-Modern Spy Hector's House - 29/6/2007).
66. Use the word "Simple" as many times as possible, but at least 5 times. (By TheUnitedTruth - 12/9/2007).
67. If 'Ziners were politicans and political parties.
68. Write about anything you like, using only one type of vowel. (By Marmaduke Twist - 13/12/2007).
69. If 'Ziners were Transformers.
70. If 'Ziners were Red Dwarf characters. (By Rose Timp - 19/3/2008).
71. I should use all my superheor powers for evil because... (By One Winged Angel - 13/9/2007).
72. Write a letter requesting to be employed in Teletext Towers. (By Menome - 23/2/2009).
73. Explain the theory of evolution in a language young children will understand.
74. If Ziner's were childrens TV characters (Tweenies, Teletubbies etc).
75. If stranded on a dessert island, explain why you'd rather bring a ladel than survival equipment. (By Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 23/10/2007).
76. Write a letter about being trapped inside a pumpkin. (By One Winged Angel - 1/8/2008).
77. Write a letter under the guise of WLW. (Humour optional.)
78.Compose a poem about your love of brussel sprouts, every 3rd word must rhyme.
79.Give evidence that there is indeed life after 'Zine, proven only by the contents of your fridge...
80. Write a letter (not short) that uses the word "obtuse" every six words. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 14/10/2008).
81. If actors were 'Ziners in a big megazine movie.
82. Write a letter about using a ouija board.
83. Write a review of a West End play where Richard E Grant is playing Eeyore.
84. If 'Ziners were Christmas presents (By Lord Sebastian Flyte - 17/12/2007).
85. If 'Ziners were reindeer. (By The Soul Cake Duck - 10/12/2007).
86. Oh my goodness - I am really worried my parents are aliens because...
87. If 'Ziners were Scrubs characters. (By One Winged Angel - 22/2/2008).
88. Please can you write a letter about the loneliness of an odd sock. (By Aphra The Post-Modern Spy - 21/2/2008).
89. If 'Ziners were video games consoles. (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 5/1/2009).
90. Write a list of things you shouldn't say if you want to get letter on 'Zine.
91. Please can you write a letter in the style, wherefore therein, of John Prescott.
92. I wish my life was like a musical because...
93. Write a letter that mentions Pablo Marmite twice. (By Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 13/3/2009).
94. Write a letter about the pros and cons of webbed feet. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 2/5/2008).
95. Write a joke about Heather Mills without mentioning her wooden leg.
96. Use 4 words from foreign languages, without directly acknowledging this in the letter.
97. Write a letter about a Zine Big Brother. The letter should include Insane Jam Sow, Junior Minister and two other Ziners of your choice.
98. Write a letter in the character of David Cameron if he was a megazine-n00b.
99. If 'Ziners were verbs.
100. If 'Ziners were Shrek characters.
101. Please can you write a letter about all the good things and bad things about using the Crystal Dome/Medieval Zone in The Crystal Maze for prisoners instead of regular prisons.
102. Write a letter about why think that it would solve all the world's problems if you were to make a hybrid animal out of a giraffe, a goldfish and a gnu.
103. Write a letter about which Ziner (or Ziners) you'd most like to play Scrabble with, and why.
104. Please can you write a letter about all your childhood was really horrible and disturbing because your parents muddled Santa and Satan always. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 19/12/2008).
105. Please can you write a letter about you are really worried gummy worms are really alive, but no-one realises at-all. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 18/11/2008).
106. Write a letter about why you think David Icke is right aobut the world being run by lizards.
107. 'Ziners get lost on the North Pole during during a team building exercise. What happens and who survives?
108. Use the phrase "If Santa thinks a couple of candy canes is going to make up for *that*, he is very much mistaken". (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 10/12/2008).
109. Write a letter where you suggest resolutions that Ziners should make.
110. Make some rules for your own political party or religion.
111. write a letter about what would happen if a flamingo and a penguin had a fight.
112. Write a 26-word letter, each word starting with a different letter of the alphabet (it doesn't matter about the order). (By Menome - 9/2/2009).
113. What super-powers would 'Ziners use to save the world from a giant asteroid?
114. I am really worried I am a robot because...
115. If 'Ziners were Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavours...
116. If 'Ziners were Vampires.
117. Please can you write a letter about black holes.*Tiny Challenges...
a. Vampire.
b. Frantic.
c. Spooky.
d. Paradoxically.
e. Malevolent.
f. Eerie.
g. Sunshine.
h. Fantastic!
i. Hopeful.
j. Crooked.
k. Nightmare.
l. Gandalf.Please can you quote all the challenges you really want to do.
Also, please can you make a new challenge for everyone when your letter is printed on Mega-zine. - It is like a reward, I think.
I am sorry it is really silly and muddled.
Please does anyone want to do any of the challenges at-all?
I hope it is a cool idea. :-[
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.
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