Saturday Showcase - March 2006.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Please vote for your bestest letter in March.
The closing date for all the votes is 22/4/2006.
1. CAT STORY.
What's that Sprinkles?
*meow*
Lily kissed a Prince?
*meow meow!*
But she turned into a frog?
*meow*
The Prince was cursed?
*meow*
Blind dates are so silly!
Little Blue Fox.
Blind dates rock, but here's a special reply for the Fox. I didn't realise foxes liked cats.
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2. CRUMBS.
Vigilante Maelstrom: I'm looking for bread.
Employee: Ah, here. This is not just bread, this is the finest Korean bread, carefully produced by the world's leading breadmakers. Watch me pour cream over it and break it sexily.
Vigilante Maelstrom: The thing is, I want just bread.
Employee: This is not just bread, this is...
Vigilante Maelstrom: Do you sell just bread?
Employee: No.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Love it, this is melt-in-the-middle, go-to-heaven chocolate pudding.
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3. HAZARDOUS FIRES.
Man, I was so tired last night, I fell asleep in front of the fire. Bad thing is, there's no fireplace in my bedroom. The fire officer told me that it wass most likely smoke inhalation that knocked me out. Said I was very lucky.
Don't drink and drive, kids!
Paddy Irishman.
Fire and drinking never mix.
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4. HAIR PINS.
No matter how hard I try, I cannot unpick a door with one. It's not that I have a sudden urge to be a cat burglar, I just think the skill would come in handy should I ever be desperate enough for cash I need for ebay. I'm joking there. I just have a habit of losing my keys and it's cold.
Elden Ray.
Don't diss the ebay, Elden Ray. There's nothing wrong with cashing in from the attic, you know.
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5. FOR THE (AHEM) LOVE OF ZINE.
I sure love Zine. I love it to pieces, I do!
I also love a quick kick in the crotch!
I also love gouging my own eyes out with a trowel!
I also love sarcasm.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic
What a note to leave on...
The closing date for all the votes is 22/4/2006.
1. CAT STORY.
What's that Sprinkles?
*meow*
Lily kissed a Prince?
*meow meow!*
But she turned into a frog?
*meow*
The Prince was cursed?
*meow*
Blind dates are so silly!
Little Blue Fox.
Blind dates rock, but here's a special reply for the Fox. I didn't realise foxes liked cats.
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2. CRUMBS.
Vigilante Maelstrom: I'm looking for bread.
Employee: Ah, here. This is not just bread, this is the finest Korean bread, carefully produced by the world's leading breadmakers. Watch me pour cream over it and break it sexily.
Vigilante Maelstrom: The thing is, I want just bread.
Employee: This is not just bread, this is...
Vigilante Maelstrom: Do you sell just bread?
Employee: No.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Love it, this is melt-in-the-middle, go-to-heaven chocolate pudding.
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3. HAZARDOUS FIRES.
Man, I was so tired last night, I fell asleep in front of the fire. Bad thing is, there's no fireplace in my bedroom. The fire officer told me that it wass most likely smoke inhalation that knocked me out. Said I was very lucky.
Don't drink and drive, kids!
Paddy Irishman.
Fire and drinking never mix.
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4. HAIR PINS.
No matter how hard I try, I cannot unpick a door with one. It's not that I have a sudden urge to be a cat burglar, I just think the skill would come in handy should I ever be desperate enough for cash I need for ebay. I'm joking there. I just have a habit of losing my keys and it's cold.
Elden Ray.
Don't diss the ebay, Elden Ray. There's nothing wrong with cashing in from the attic, you know.
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5. FOR THE (AHEM) LOVE OF ZINE.
I sure love Zine. I love it to pieces, I do!
I also love a quick kick in the crotch!
I also love gouging my own eyes out with a trowel!
I also love sarcasm.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic
What a note to leave on...
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
The bestest letter in March was "Crumbs" by Vigilante Maelstrom.
He got 4 out of 8 votes.
Well done!
CRUMBS.
Vigilante Maelstrom: I'm looking for bread.
Employee: Ah, here. This is not just bread, this is the finest Korean bread, carefully produced by the world's leading breadmakers. Watch me pour cream over it and break it sexily.
Vigilante Maelstrom: The thing is, I want just bread.
Employee: This is not just bread, this is...
Vigilante Maelstrom: Do you sell just bread?
Employee: No.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Love it, this is melt-in-the-middle, go-to-heaven chocolate pudding.
*Thank you for voting.*
He got 4 out of 8 votes.
Well done!
CRUMBS.
Vigilante Maelstrom: I'm looking for bread.
Employee: Ah, here. This is not just bread, this is the finest Korean bread, carefully produced by the world's leading breadmakers. Watch me pour cream over it and break it sexily.
Vigilante Maelstrom: The thing is, I want just bread.
Employee: This is not just bread, this is...
Vigilante Maelstrom: Do you sell just bread?
Employee: No.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Love it, this is melt-in-the-middle, go-to-heaven chocolate pudding.
*Thank you for voting.*
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i was a late voter 
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