Please vote for your bestest letter in Feburary.
The closing date for all the votes is 18/3/2006.
1.
ODE TO MY VENUS FLYTRAP Oh hairy Venus Fly Trap of mine,
How you send shivers down my spine.
You are really gross.
Lola Cherry Cola Why keep it? -----
2.
POOR JOKE Mary Poppins goes to a restaurant, "How was the meal?" asks the waiter.
"Well...," she says. "Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious.
Pedantic 252 -----
3.
BIG-UP DENTISTS I watched Aeon Flux and I have to say I've had more enjoyable visits to the dentist!
All those involved, take the shame.
Norman Barry