Saturday Showcase - November 2005.

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Megazine Letters.

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2nd Dec 2005 at 10:50 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Please vote for your bestest letter in November.
The closing date for all the votes is 17/12/2005.


1. IN THE FAMILY.


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Little Blue Fox.

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2nd Dec 2005 at 11:05 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Please can I nominate "In the Family" by Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House...

IN THE FAMILY

WLW, you remind me of my father. Both of you tell cheesy jokes. Um, I mean funny jokes. Please answer me these
three questions:

1. Do you have a flat cap?
2. Are you good at making soup?
3. Are you bad at dancing?

If your answer to these questions is "yes", you must be my father. Are you my father, WLW?

Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House

I'm saying nothing till the
DNA TEST RESULTS COME THROUGH


...and also "Procrastination #2" by Lara Croft.

PROCRASTINATION #2.

Yes, yet again I am sat here trying to do some homework, and yet again Mr May is bothering me.
No Brian, I will not straighten your hair.
Yes, I know your fingers are getting stuck in it.
Yes, I know you look silly becasue your missus has the same hair as you.
What?
Yes, yes, I thought you'd never ask!

Lara Croft (currently Googling train tickets to Gretna Red).

Oh my goodness, has he given
YOU A MATCHING 'DO?


They are both really funny and smart.


It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 75,118 posts


3rd Dec 2005 at 9:55 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Thanks for the nomination, David. :-[ Anyway, here's
my nomination.

Monday, the 28th of November, 2005.

LOOK WHO'S STALKING

On my way to school today, I had someone following me. He was not speaking but mouthing to me and was using his hands to express himself. It was as if we were in a conversation, but he was scaring me.

Could this be Ed from B*ckch*t trying to mug me because I am writing to 'Zine? Maybe we could poke him with sticks. Watch out for him.
Llama Farmer
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The Man from Southampton

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4th Dec 2005 at 6:46 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Psychic_Potato_
Sechs.

HOLY SKITTERS BATMAN!

I once ate a packet of Tunes too quickly. Afterwards I had the skitters for three hours. And if you want to know what the skitters is, just ask my toilet.

Don't ask my toilet any geography though, he failed it at school. He thought Iceland was beside the Batcave. Like he knows where the Batcave is...

Paddy Irishman

What a pleasant letter
THANKS PADDY, I'M ALL FLUSHED


Quote: Smashed_Strawberry_

Page 6.

CAFE

Sitting alone in a cafe isn't what it's cracked up to be; so, after staring aimlessly, counting the coffee beans on the walls for five minutes (272 and some crumbs if you're interested), I decided who was having an affair with whom, how to set alight their CD player- it was all jazz- and why the table was sticky.

You don't want to know.
Elden Ray

You weren't dribbling again
WERE YOU?


Quote: Smashed_Strawberry_

Page 4.

TRAVELLING WITHOUT MOVING

I've not written in for a while. I've been trying to get some life experiences, but not getting very far.

What I have learned, is that I'm not very good at getting my own way. So, I have decided to shut myself away, playing the guitar until I bleeeeed. Then when I'm advanced, I'll be able to have all I desire. That said, I only want a cuddle and a trip to
the cinema...
Luco El Loco

Take the day off for hugs and a film
THEN YOU'LL BE READY TO ROCK AGAIN

Page 5.

ATTENTION SEEKING

Right, from my research (and I have done plenty into this subject), I feel you should know this.

A very good way of attracting people's attention is to strip off in public, and walk around naked. Alternatively, you can talk to imaginary people, sing to yourself loudly in the street, or steal a traffic light. The first and last may get you in trouble with
the law.
Elden Ray

I've heard of stealing traffic cones
BUT A TRAFFIC LIGHT COULD BE TOUGH
Now is that salary pre or post tax?

100% of Earth's population agrees with the following statement.

"Forces should be spending their time catching rapists and murders and not worry about piracy theft."

Dinglebutt

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6th Dec 2005 at 4:46 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
I was actually going to nominated Jens Procrasination (i cant splle for siht!) too, ah well, too late
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Megazine Letters.

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9th Dec 2005 at 12:15 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Please vote!

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PsyPo

| 2,175 posts


9th Dec 2005 at 12:27 pm

PsyPo - The original potato.

The original potato.

 
I vote the "Skitters" letter by Paddy Irishman!
Follow me on Twitter: @DJKrisopolis
Follow me on Twister: Right Hand Green!

http://thekettlereview.blogspot.co.uk/
http://52876.bandcamp.com/

Rayanne Graff

| 75,118 posts


10th Dec 2005 at 10:37 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
I'm voting for Llama Farmer.
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Dr Namgge

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11th Dec 2005 at 8:42 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
i liked them all so they all got a vote but then i figured that wouldn't help so i voted for paddy irishman
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


12th Dec 2005 at 4:48 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
that means all your votes apart from one of the times you voted for me should technically be discounted. I don't want to win if its not done fairly
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Megazine Letters.

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16th Dec 2005 at 4:39 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
The bestest letter in November was "procrastination #2" by Lara Croft.
She got 4 out of 11 votes.
Well done!


PROCRASTINATION #2.

Yes, yet again I am sat here trying to do some homework, and yet again Mr May is bothering me.
No Brian, I will not straighten your hair.
Yes, I know your fingers are getting stuck in it.
Yes, I know you look silly becasue your missus has the same hair as you.
What?
Yes, yes, I thought you'd never ask!

Lara Croft (currently Googling train tickets to Gretna Green).

Oh my goodness, has he given
YOU A MATCHING 'DO?


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Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Lucozade Lover: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

 

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