Saturday Showcase - October 2005 (Please vote!).

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Megazine Letters.

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5th Nov 2005 at 10:11 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Please vote for your bestest letter in October.
The closing date for all the votes is November 25th.

1. JOB SEEKING


Edited by Megazine Letters. Nov 2005
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Little Blue Fox.

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5th Nov 2005 at 10:18 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Please can I nominate "job seeking" by The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

JOB SEEKING

I would like to apply for the position of Dr Nick. My
qualifications are:
* I have a friend called Nick. Well... he's called Ben. But his dog is called Nick AND he's a doctor!
* Or was it a cat? Can cats be doctors?
* Hold on, now I think about it he said his name was Bill.
Am I hired?

The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning

Clearly perfect for the job of
HELPING UNTANGLE MUDDLED TEEN MINDS


It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

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5th Nov 2005 at 10:51 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
I'd like to nominate Enchanted Rose's letter. It was screened on Mega-zine on Monday, the 10th of October, 2005, & was
on page 3.

1ST BIANNUAL 'ZINE AWARDS

The competitioon has been tight so commiserations to those who didn't win.

* AWARD FOR SERVICES TO THE COMMUNITY: Aphra for the infiltration of B*ckch*t.
* AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION: Smashed Strawberry- 12 years!
* BEST COUPLE: Junior Minister and Fluffy the Bald Mouse.
* MOST PRINTED 'ZINER: Norman Radcliffe. I can't look at the TV screen without seeing your name.
Enchanted Rose

I will preside over the awards next
YEAR AND HAND OUT POSH SCROLLS, OK?
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Dinglebutt

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7th Nov 2005 at 2:45 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
DADDYPOOS. They are building a new office block in Wigan. 24 floors tall. They wanted to make it 25, but that's another story. Now you've floored me.

I don't really like this guy too much, but this was an awesome letter
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Chris Kamara

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7th Nov 2005 at 11:58 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: Baz_
DADDYPOOS. They are building a new office block in Wigan. 24 floors tall. They wanted to make it 25, but that's another story. Now you've floored me.

I don't really like this guy too much, but this was an awesome letter



haha i agree

Jewbacca

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8th Nov 2005 at 12:34 pm

Jewbacca -

 
but it's an old joke i've been hearing since i was seven and im pretty sure he didnt make it up himself. he's probably got my phone lines tapped and is listening to all one of those conversations ive had with my dad where he told me that joke.

still made me laugh though....
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dinglebutt

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8th Nov 2005 at 12:43 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: DeLorean_
but it's an old joke i've been hearing since i was seven and im pretty sure he didnt make it up himself. he's probably got my phone lines tapped and is listening to all one of those conversations ive had with my dad where he told me that joke.

still made me laugh though....


I figured he probably didnt make it up, I just felt it was the funniest letter that month

And he doesn't have your phone line tapped. Ashton Kutcher does. Why? I don't know. But yeah
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Megazine Letters.

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9th Nov 2005 at 2:07 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Yes. :-[
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Little Blue Fox.

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11th Nov 2005 at 2:16 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Please can I nominate "Hallowe'en" by Freshley Squeezed Cynic feom Hallowe'en Megazine, too? - Is it ok?


Hallowe'en.

Ah, Halloween. The only time of the year when people can give strange small children sweets without getting lynched by Daily Mail readers.
A few children came round my door, actually. One was dressed as a witch, and so naturally I told her to wait till I got the matches so I could burn her, because that's what we do to witches.
I was joking, of course. I didn't have any matches.

Freshly Strangled Cynic.

You should save some of them
FOR BONFIRE NIGHT!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Megazine Letters.

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14th Nov 2005 at 3:34 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Please vote!

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Dinglebutt

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14th Nov 2005 at 3:44 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
I nominated him, so i'm voting Daddypoos
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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18th Nov 2005 at 10:41 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
I'm voting for Enchanted Rose
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Megazine Letters.

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21st Nov 2005 at 11:20 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
I up-dated all George's Megazine statistics...

- Saturday Showcase Wins.

Evil Tongs (18/10/2003).
Caged Liberty (25/10/2003).
The Hoopiest Frood (1/11/2003).
Caged Liberty (8/11/2003).
Farmer Jack (15/11/2003).
Little Blue Fox (22/11/2003).
Elusive Moose (29/11/2003).
Clive Eats Alligators (13/5/2004).
Freshley Squeezed Cynic (May 2005).
Dissimulation (June 2005).
Paddy Irishman (July 2005).
Stuttercut (August 2005).
1929 (September 2005).

- Saturday Showcase Nominations.

Caged Liberty - 4.
Lilac Leopard - 4.
Stuttercut and Topper - 4.

Freshley Squeezed Cynic - 3.
Big Bob Flapper - 3.

Vigilante Maelstrom - 2.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - 2.
Little Blue Fox - 2.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 2.
Farmer Jack - 2.

Evil Tongs - 1.
Jingle - 1.
Pablo Marmite - 1.
Not a Trendie, Not One Of You Either - 1.
The Hoopiest Frood - 1.
DJ Dave - 1.
Broken Bubbles - 1.
The One With Little Significance - 1.
Apologetic Breadstick - 1.
Gnuffo - 1.
Satan's Rubber Duck - 1.
Elusive Moose - 1.
Clive Eats Alligators - 1.
HP Baaxter - 1.
The Suited Stranger - 1.
Aphra the Postmodern Spy - 1.
Numberthree - 1.
Yeahyeahyeah - 1.
WLW - 1.
Dissimulation - 1.
Delirium Trigger - 1.
IceBlink Luck's Hatful of Hollow T-shirt - 1.
Satan's Little Helper - 1.
Smerker - 1.
Elden Ray - 1.
Daddypoos - 1.
Enchanted Rose - 1.




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curly_cow

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21st Nov 2005 at 11:28 am

curly_cow - make luv not war!

make luv not war!

 
delorean..although all of them were good
The world is quiet here.


 
 
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Lucozade Lover: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

 

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