Saturday Showcase - August 2005.

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Megazine Letters.

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1st Sept 2005 at 9:18 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Please vote for your bestest letter in August.
The closing date for all the votes is 24/8/2005.


1.FAKE TAN.

For a while now I've worried myself into a goo about fake tan. People say it's just something you rub into your skin adding a bronzed tone, but how do they then extract the sun's beams from the sun, and turn them into actualized cream and then store it in the bottles?
The sun is like a coiled beast in waiting - if we mess with it, then we can only blame ourselves for the havoc it will no doubt wreak.

Stuttercut

Did that happen to REM at Live 8?
IT TURNED MICHAEL STRIPE'S FACE BLUE

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2. MY COMPUTER.

Yes, my computer. They dared sell it to me as a life-changing super computer. They promised me a monkey operated computer, and what did I get?
After putting bits of sliced banana into my CD drive and them returning with a "no, thank you" reply, I took the computer apart and found it was weasel operated. Quite frankly I'm appalled, and my weasel is dead at the time of writing. Damn you, Bill Gates.

Big Bob Flapper

Don't knock it - in years to come
WEASEL COMPUTERS WILL BE VALUABLE


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3. "And so Zine gave way to the evils of text, nd there was much wrath amongst those upon high as the Promised Page was turned to much sin, like Crazy Frog and Horrific Dullness.
"And yea, the Cynical One became enraged, and smote those who spoke against the laws of the Page. He smote those who had fallen, and those who caused them to fall. And there was much rejoicing."

Freshly Squeezed Cynic.

Take it you won't be needing my text
ABBREVIATION DICTIONARY? NOT SO GR8.

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Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2005
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Rayanne Graff

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3rd Sept 2005 at 9:47 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
When is the next Showcase?
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Colin

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3rd Sept 2005 at 11:45 am

Colin -

 
When is the next month?
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Rayanne Graff

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5th Sept 2005 at 9:22 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
I like your dancing robot.
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Colin

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5th Sept 2005 at 6:01 pm

Colin -

 
Thanks. I like yours.
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Rayanne Graff

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6th Sept 2005 at 8:55 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
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Little Blue Fox.

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9th Sept 2005 at 3:50 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry_
When is the next Showcase?


This showcase isfor all the letters in August. - The closing date forall the votes is September 24th.
The next showcase is at the beginning of October, it is for all the really cool letters in September.


It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

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10th Sept 2005 at 9:05 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Thanks.
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Megazine Letters.

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23rd Sept 2005 at 10:52 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
The bestest letter in August was "Fake Tan" by Stuttercut.
He got 4 out of 10 votes.
Yay! Well done!

FAKE TAN.

For a while now I've worried myself into a goo about fake tan. People say it's just something you rub into your skin adding a bronzed tone, but how do they then extract the sun's beams from the sun, and turn them into actualized cream and then store it in the bottles?
The sun is like a coiled beast in waiting - if we mess with it, then we can only blame ourselves for the havoc it will no doubt wreak.

Stuttercut

Did that happen to REM at Live 8?
IT TURNED MICHAEL STRIPE'S FACE BLUE


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SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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26th Sept 2005 at 7:58 am

 
Wow. That was nice. Not only was I nominated, someone voted for me(!).
Thank you, Muffin Man whoever you may be.


 
 
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Lucozade Lover: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

 

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