Saturday Showcase - July 2005 (please vote!).

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Megazine Letters.

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2nd Aug 2005 at 1:19 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Please vote for your bestest letter.
The closing date for all the votes is 27th August.


1. DOWN WITH THE KIDS.

I'm sick of rappers always saying "keep it real". Just once can't they keep it vaguely imaginary? You know instead of driving around in a big low rider, they could come out in a big Elvin carriage, with a big wizard's hat and a pair of curly shoes! With Aslan on the decks, he doesn't even need decks - he could just scratch with his big claws. You know, that's one of the advantages of beinga lion king of Narnia.

Delirium Trigger.

Do you think he'd get on well with
SNOOP DOGG AND GORILLAZ?


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2. DIRK GENTLY

Two-and-a-half novels starring this
detective have taken camp in my brain
and their influence has been

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ANBY v3.0

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2nd Aug 2005 at 3:51 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Sunday 31st July, nominated by surreal_bellylaugh

Quote:

SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER I did it! I
finally did it! Some of you may
remember how I did love Sky Mangle's
blue streaks. So, this week, I finally
found some semi-permanent blue dye -
super cool. I now resemble the wicked
witch of the west. Ho hum. You just
need to go on Pimp My Broomstick now.


Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Rayanne Graff

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6th Aug 2005 at 9:17 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
PAGE 4

THE A-TEAM

Does anyone watch this on UK Gold, really late at night? They're a bunch of criminals who play a modern day role of Robin Hood. And they win every time. I mean one's mad, one's weighed down by gold so much as to resemble a mugger's pension plan- it's amazing they got anything done.

BA is my favourite: "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" Hehe. He pities fools also. I'll stop rambling now.
Iceblink Luck's Hatful of Hollow T-shirt.

Yes, with a freshly brewed hot choc
I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER.
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JM

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11th Aug 2005 at 8:32 am

JM -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard_
Page 4

DIRK GENTLY

Two-and-a-half novels starring this
detective have taken camp in my brain
and their influence has been
substantial. I now want to be a private
detective and feel as if I have the
various qualities (array of hats,
lateral thinking, sweeping coat).

Therefore, I ask all 'Ziners to give me
a case and, using Gently-like
techniques, I will solve them. As a
warning, my expenses bill is generally
not small.

Stuttercut

Where the heck did Medulla nick off
TO WITH MY WHITE MAGNUM?

Little Blue Fox.

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13th Aug 2005 at 9:51 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Please vote!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Chris Kamara

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14th Aug 2005 at 12:01 am

Chris Kamara -

 
voted for dark grey wolf of norbex. one liners generally suck and amusing ones are difficult to think up cos they're not usually original, but that one made me smile

Little Blue Fox.

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27th Aug 2005 at 9:58 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
The Bestest letter in July was "Just One Wish" by Paddy Irishman. (3 out of 8 votes).
Hooray! Well done!

JUST ONE WISH.

While walking along, I kicked an empty cola can. Suddenly, out popped a genie! He said I could have one wish, but I could not wish for money. So, I sold him and the can for some money.
I like defying rules. Like the time I defied gravity.
But that's a less interesting story.

Paddy Irishman.

A genie in a can? Quick...
SOMEONE CALL CHRISTINA AGUILERA


It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.


 
 
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EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
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Lucozade Lover: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
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Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

 

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