28th Feb 2005 at 9:52 pm
2nd Mar 2005 at 12:47 am
TOILETS
Has anyone noticed how much toilets smell? Especially Northern ones? I've just formed a group to stop this horrible stench.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must get back to my Clean Up Northern Toilets club meeting.
Take 2 at the swearing acronym. I've just sent it. Fingers crossed!
2nd Mar 2005 at 7:39 am
3rd Mar 2005 at 2:51 pm
Hope is important.
3rd Mar 2005 at 4:22 pm
4th Mar 2005 at 7:35 am
4th Mar 2005 at 9:01 am
I aim to misbehave
4th Mar 2005 at 9:22 am
Is the avatar upload thing broken?
4th Mar 2005 at 12:44 pm
Marry me?
4th Mar 2005 at 5:35 pm
7th Mar 2005 at 4:58 pm
I bet that'll be changed to Aunt Norma, wait and see!
7th Mar 2005 at 5:46 pm
Marry me?
8th Mar 2005 at 4:25 pm
I aim to misbehave
9th Mar 2005 at 9:43 am
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
9th Mar 2005 at 12:08 pm
10th Mar 2005 at 11:08 am
I aim to misbehave
10th Mar 2005 at 5:16 pm
Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything
11th Mar 2005 at 3:38 pm
Hope is important.
11th Mar 2005 at 4:07 pm
i've fuck all to say a lotta the time
14th Mar 2005 at 9:47 am
I aim to misbehave
14th Mar 2005 at 10:07 am
i've fuck all to say a lotta the time
14th Mar 2005 at 11:06 am
Marry me?
14th Mar 2005 at 1:41 pm
Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.
Dearest Emma...
I've been a fan of yours for a long time now. I've read all your letters. I've laughed, cried, thrown up a little...
People have been nasty to you recently, and I'm here to put a stop to it.
People of Zine, leave Emma alone! Just cos she annoys you all with her pointless letters, constant whinging about her own life, and delusions about celebrities, doesn't mean she's a bad person. It just means she's not a good Ziner.
Father Brian
I wasnt really expecting this one to be printed, just needed to vent my seething rage
14th Mar 2005 at 2:25 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
14th Mar 2005 at 3:38 pm
Dearest Emma...
I've been a fan of yours for a long time now. I've read all your letters. I've laughed, cried, thrown up a little...
People have been nasty to you recently, and I'm here to put a stop to it.
People of Zine, leave Emma alone! Just cos she annoys you all with her pointless letters, constant whinging about her own life, and delusions about celebrities, doesn't mean she's a bad person. It just means she's not a good Ziner.
Father Brian
I wasnt really expecting this one to be printed, just needed to vent my seething rage
14th Mar 2005 at 3:45 pm
I aim to misbehave
14th Mar 2005 at 6:00 pm
Marry me?
18th Mar 2005 at 5:39 pm
19th Mar 2005 at 12:39 am
Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.
19th Mar 2005 at 2:04 am
19th Mar 2005 at 10:06 am
Marry me?
19th Mar 2005 at 9:35 pm
Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.
19th Mar 2005 at 9:58 pm
20th Mar 2005 at 9:21 pm
20th Mar 2005 at 10:24 pm
apparently the big pink bastard is me
26th Mar 2005 at 11:37 am
Marry me?
26th Mar 2005 at 8:05 pm
30th Mar 2005 at 9:18 am
Marry me?
8th Apr 2005 at 10:10 am
Marry me?
8th Apr 2005 at 1:35 pm
8th Apr 2005 at 8:06 pm
Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.
It was headed "Well, well, well..."
Narked? You bet I am.
Well, well, well....
I think I have decided my career path. Yes. I am going to become a hermit, live as far away from people as possible and feast on mushrooms. A simple life, but one with a purpose. Plus, it has the benefit of saving me from discussions of the calorie content of carrots. Alliteration and truth, a sad combination.
Elden Ray
9th Apr 2005 at 9:12 am
Marry me?
11th Apr 2005 at 10:13 am
Marry me?
11th Apr 2005 at 12:10 pm
if i stand this way you can see my cape in full
11th Apr 2005 at 2:03 pm
Marry me?
11th Apr 2005 at 2:20 pm
I aim to misbehave
11th Apr 2005 at 2:21 pm
Marry me?
11th Apr 2005 at 4:37 pm
Marry me?
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