Mega-Zine: Unseen Footage and Alternative Takes

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ANBY v3.0

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2nd Nov 2004 at 10:04 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Well, we've all been whingeing about WLW hacking up 'Zine letters like a cash-strapped butcher as of late, so I figured an alternative:

Stick your original version of the letter here.

We'll keep this corner about to allow people to show the world those letters that didn't quite make the final cut. I'll stick some ground rules now, as I'm bossy.

Conditions:
Non-printed letters
[list][*]Please only post letters you sent that you thought were quite good. Ones that didn't make the final cut for reasons you cannot understand: ones you are proud of. That sort of thing
[*]You must have genuinely sent the letter to Mega-Zine, and allowed the eight-day rule to have elapsed before sticking it up on here, if it's a recent send.
[*]If it's an old one that you've still got knocking about for some reason, stick that up, too.
[/list]

Butchered letters
[list][*]Show us the original, the way you wanted it formatted.
[*]If it was just a sentence at the end that got lopped off, I would suggest not to bother; it was probably just too long or something.
[*]If it was edited in order to make it less offensive/rude/vulgar, put it up here. Bit of filth is good for the immune system.[/list]


Alternatively [email=mega_zine@hotmail.com]flood the Alternative Mega-Zine[/email], and cut out the middle-manthread completely


Now let rip.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

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2nd Nov 2004 at 11:10 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
...well it seemed a good idea at the time...
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Elusive Moose

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2nd Nov 2004 at 11:27 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Stickies done- means it doesn't go in the middle of things either
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


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Topper

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4th Nov 2004 at 1:57 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
*Gets the ball rolling*

Sent ages ago...never printed...also sent to alt. 'Zine...never printed


Nightmare

I had an absurdly scary nightmare last night. I dreamt that each of my fingers each had their own tiny hands with miniscule fingers.

However it got worse. Next thing I knew I was taking my finals at Uni when the right hand of my thumb and the right hand of my index finger decided to enter into a two hour thumb war contest, rendering my entire future obsolete. Scary stuff...

Topper
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

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Chris Kamara

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4th Nov 2004 at 2:01 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
lol lots.

and that kind of letter can't get on zine because...?

Topper

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4th Nov 2004 at 3:26 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
To be fair, I always usually get on, only, back then I used to send in about 5 letters a week, be unfair and boring to print them all. Now I send in one or two a week.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Chris Kamara

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4th Nov 2004 at 3:44 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
i'm about once a fortnight lately. cept when i send two at once.

Topper

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10th Nov 2004 at 1:34 am

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
I'm gonna send it again. See if they notice.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

JM

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10th Nov 2004 at 4:00 pm

JM -

 
He added thw word 'meh' into my letter the other day. Weirdo.



 
 
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