Classic Zine
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Cockwomble
WLW, if you had to choose between a Wispa, Toblerone and a packet of Minstrels, which would it be?
I have to choose? Choose? CHOOSE?
How does a dishwasher work? I've come to the conclusion that the plates must be cleaned by a tiny person, a dishwasher fairy if you will. He comes out and scrubs till all the dirt is gone. Well, almost all the dirt. There's always one bit left crusted on the edge. Stupid fairy!
Don't talk to me about dishwasher fairies.
No really.... don't.
Ahh, the Golden Age... back when WLW was actually funny.
I have to choose? Choose? CHOOSE?
How does a dishwasher work? I've come to the conclusion that the plates must be cleaned by a tiny person, a dishwasher fairy if you will. He comes out and scrubs till all the dirt is gone. Well, almost all the dirt. There's always one bit left crusted on the edge. Stupid fairy!
Don't talk to me about dishwasher fairies.
No really.... don't.
Ahh, the Golden Age... back when WLW was actually funny.
Cockwomble
Can anyone help us, please? For ages we've been trying to contact 'Bill Payer'. That's right, the man who we are supposed to get permission off before using the phone. Anyone who has information on Bill Payer's whereabouts, please let us know.
I know some of these are very corny, but please bear in mind that I have a very corny sense of humour.
I know some of these are very corny, but please bear in mind that I have a very corny sense of humour.
Cockwomble
Quote: Peter_Andre_
I've already said, I don't know who wrote most of these so I don't know if I have something you wrote or not! I'll keep posting stuff and hopefully one of yours will pop up.
Backchat is scary. Hug me, WLW, I'm traumatised!
Fun things to do in a lift:
1. Open your bag, peer inside and ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2. Miaow occasionally.
3. Greet everyone in the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Billy Bob
4. Draw a little square on the floor and announce that this is your personal space
Hehe that ^ really is classic Zine!!
Come on... you must have one of mine somewhere anywhere?? please?? would be nice :p
I've already said, I don't know who wrote most of these so I don't know if I have something you wrote or not! I'll keep posting stuff and hopefully one of yours will pop up.
Backchat is scary. Hug me, WLW, I'm traumatised!
Fun things to do in a lift:
1. Open your bag, peer inside and ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2. Miaow occasionally.
3. Greet everyone in the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Billy Bob
4. Draw a little square on the floor and announce that this is your personal space
Hehe that ^ really is classic Zine!!
Cockwomble
George the Duck Billed Fridge, admit it, you're wrong! Susan Kennedy is the best looking one in Neighbours and everyone knows that. If she were to squeeze into a pair of hotpants and release a single, she'd definitely give Holly and Kylie a run for their money in the charts!
Sweet Jesus - don't put ideas into the woman's head!
Hehe there's something about the phrase 'Sweet Jesus'... I can't hear it without cracking up.
But maybe that's just coz I'm a freak.
Sweet Jesus - don't put ideas into the woman's head!
Hehe there's something about the phrase 'Sweet Jesus'... I can't hear it without cracking up.
But maybe that's just coz I'm a freak.
Cockwomble
And also...
I hereby rebel and state that... I liked Tim from Big Brother! I admit it, even though this may cause other Ziners to dislike me. Jaffa cake, WLW?
You can't buy me with... with... Oh, go on then, just the one.
I can't believe how cool WLW used to be!
And then it all went horribly wrong.
I hereby rebel and state that... I liked Tim from Big Brother! I admit it, even though this may cause other Ziners to dislike me. Jaffa cake, WLW?
You can't buy me with... with... Oh, go on then, just the one.
I can't believe how cool WLW used to be!
And then it all went horribly wrong.
Cockwomble
This is one of my all time favourite Zine quotes, partly because I live very near the town in question.
I'm tired of people making fun of Wales. It's a wonderful place. As a special tribute, I have composed a limerick:
There was an old lady from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
I'm tired of people making fun of Wales. It's a wonderful place. As a special tribute, I have composed a limerick:
There was an old lady from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
Cockwomble
By all means post your own favourite Zine letters in this thread (because I'm running out of mine now ), but for god's sake make them multi coloured!! This thread is supposed to be all rainbowy and funky... Don't spoil the funkiness!!
Reasons why girls won't go out with me:
1. I like your friend
2. I am seeing your friend
3. I don't know you very well - let's become friends first
4. I know you too well - it would ruin our friendship
That's not particularly funny, but I like it because it's so true.
), but for god's sake make them multi coloured!! This thread is supposed to be all rainbowy and funky... Don't spoil the funkiness!!Reasons why girls won't go out with me:
1. I like your friend
2. I am seeing your friend
3. I don't know you very well - let's become friends first
4. I know you too well - it would ruin our friendship
That's not particularly funny, but I like it because it's so true.
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Cockwomble
How many ants does it take to fill a building? Ten ants!
Thank you, I'm here all week.
Then I shall be somewhere else!
Hehe class!
Thank you, I'm here all week.
Then I shall be somewhere else!
Hehe class!
Cockwomble
Quote: Feathers_
Advice for everyone on VR.
Leave the house... keep walking until you meet people... real people.
Advice for everyone on VR.
Cockwomble
Hey WLW, I've finally worked out the meaning of life. It's... Oooh, The Tweenies are on, gotta go.
Well, I'm all out of letters now.
Feel free to add your own if you have any!
Well, I'm all out of letters now.
Feel free to add your own if you have any!
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Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
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