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Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Apr 2020 at 8:59 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I am merely trying to help you out with the whole masquerading as a reasonably normal human being thing, having 34 years of experience in the field (although some years have been more successful than otherwise, for example the year I ran for President of the USA because I was having a power struggle at my Zoo, I wasted loads of money printing my face on condoms...that was successful as a contraceptive but not in the way originally intended).
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


15th Apr 2020 at 9:12 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Apr 2020
I am merely trying to help you out with the whole masquerading as a reasonably normal human being thing, having 34 years of experience in the field (although some years have been more successful than otherwise, for example the year I ran for President of the USA because I was having a power struggle at my Zoo, I wasted loads of money printing my face on condoms...that was successful as a contraceptive but not in the way originally intended).


And you would have had my vote if not for your election promise to "do a good job".

I like my Presidents of the USA to be selfish, corrupt, ignorant dumbf*cks. The way God intended them to be.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Apr 2020 at 9:28 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I am genuinely torn as to if it would be better if Joe Exotic was President right now.

I think in the sense that there would be 315 First Husbands and wild animals on the White House lawn, the answer is yes.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Apr 2020 at 6:56 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Apr 2020
I am genuinely torn as to if it would be better if Joe Exotic was President right now.

I think in the sense that there would be 315 First Husbands and wild animals on the White House lawn, the answer is yes.


Joe trying to shoot the virus would probably have had as much of an impact on what Trump did for the first month or two after learning about it, but at least the press briefings would have more music.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Apr 2020 at 2:17 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
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Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Apr 2020 at 5:39 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Dinglebutt, Apr 2020
Quote: Claire, Apr 2020
I am genuinely torn as to if it would be better if Joe Exotic was President right now.

I think in the sense that there would be 315 First Husbands and wild animals on the White House lawn, the answer is yes.


Joe trying to shoot the virus would probably have had as much of an impact on what Trump did for the first month or two after learning about it, but at least the press briefings would have more music.


A lovely song is just what we need right now
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Apr 2020 at 5:53 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Dinglebutt, Apr 2020
Quote: Claire, Apr 2020
I am genuinely torn as to if it would be better if Joe Exotic was President right now.

I think in the sense that there would be 315 First Husbands and wild animals on the White House lawn, the answer is yes.


Joe trying to shoot the virus would probably have had as much of an impact on what Trump did for the first month or two after learning about it, but at least the press briefings would have more music.


Waiting for the song about Covy Covy.

Newsflash: Carole Baskin is THE C word
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Apr 2020 at 7:40 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Vel, Apr 2020


Newsflash: Carole Baskin is THE C word


You may very well be on to something. Big old C Word Baskin.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


17th Apr 2020 at 10:01 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I did stay in and it is Friday probably but shan’t be late late, I am only still awake as I need to take my medication on an empty stomach but I forgot until after I had my tea. What a wonderfully exciting time.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


18th Apr 2020 at 12:56 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Vel, Apr 2020
Quote: Dinglebutt, Apr 2020
Quote: Claire, Apr 2020
I am genuinely torn as to if it would be better if Joe Exotic was President right now.

I think in the sense that there would be 315 First Husbands and wild animals on the White House lawn, the answer is yes.


Joe trying to shoot the virus would probably have had as much of an impact on what Trump did for the first month or two after learning about it, but at least the press briefings would have more music.


Waiting for the song about Covy Covy.

Newsflash: Carole Baskin is THE C word


The thing that makes me smile is that I bet when she was being interviewed for the documentary she thought "I am going to be SO famous and loved after this..."
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


18th Apr 2020 at 4:38 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I just watched the one where Joe runs for president and can't help wondering whether America would be better with him running it.
Swap one narcissist for another.

I kinda gathered one of the husbands was going to kill himself from the tone of the episode but f*ck that was not a good one to watch.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


1st May 2020 at 8:19 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Pals, bar is open, I’m not dancing this week because it took me half the week to recover from Zoom based FNSIC. Also my husband kindly suggested I dance like Theresa May. So.

Drink?
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


1st May 2020 at 10:44 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Yes for a drink.

Yes for flirting with pretty boys.

Yes for dancing.

Tell Mr Leopard he is being rude because you don't dance like her. We shall hand jive.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


1st May 2020 at 10:57 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
I'm sewing up a soggy penguin.
*burp*

Claire

| 15,814 posts


2nd May 2020 at 9:48 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Πανδώρα, May 2020
I'm sewing up a soggy penguin.


If that’s not a metaphor for life
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


2nd May 2020 at 9:50 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Vel, May 2020
Yes for a drink.

Yes for flirting with pretty boys.

Yes for dancing.

Tell Mr Leopard he is being rude because you don't dance like her. We shall hand jive.


Oh don’t you worry, whether I’m channeling Theresa May or not I’ll be dancing next Friday.

I then have a lot of sitting down pencilled in for next weekend
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.


 
 
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