The Big Old C word survival thread

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Dinglebutt

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16th Mar 2020 at 9:30 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
It's a brand new dance.


Base on an old phrase?

Fat DOG!


Rude! No need to name call


no Community fans in tonight?


Sorry, I would have joined in, but I have to bear down for midterms
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Spiky

| 9,183 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 10:11 pm

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020

I'm on the sex tree but only really got started after everyone left.


This is my sex life in general.


And I am lying on the bed in my pants, in a post-bath glow, with a cat purring at my side. I could not feel more healthy and safe.

(I'm like that guy in the disaster movie, moments before a skyscraper falls on his head.)
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Πανδώρα

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16th Mar 2020 at 10:13 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
[https://i.imgur.com/aiRLhpB_d.jpg]

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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16th Mar 2020 at 10:14 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
Quote: Πανδώρα, Mar 2020
[https://i.imgur.com/aiRLhpB_d.jpg]





(good lord that was difficult...)
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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16th Mar 2020 at 10:57 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Quote: Dinglebutt, Mar 2020
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
It's a brand new dance.


Base on an old phrase?

Fat DOG!


Rude! No need to name call


no Community fans in tonight?


Sorry, I would have joined in, but I have to bear down for midterms


I would have joined in but I don't know what Community is and also I had to do some times tables.


Community is ace. And has some eye candy. Watch it.


I think I meant to but I had the times tables to do and you know how it is, they don't do themselves.

BARRY SHOW US YOUR CAT


...cat?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


18th Mar 2020 at 12:45 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
A cat isn't really the type of pussy I'm looking for..

I want a puma.

[https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTKzm2pYu7U6i4YkMbbRtG0YnHpICXFD-KZxMlZh4N5NWnJZKGJ]
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

oatibix

| 36 posts


18th Mar 2020 at 10:14 pm

 
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Quote: Dinglebutt, Mar 2020
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
It's a brand new dance.


Base on an old phrase?

Fat DOG!


Rude! No need to name call


no Community fans in tonight?


Sorry, I would have joined in, but I have to bear down for midterms


I would have joined in but I don't know what Community is and also I had to do some times tables.


Community is ace. And has some eye candy. Watch it.


now I need to know who your eye candy is
buy oatibix
eat oatibix
have oatibix

Πανδώρα

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26th Mar 2020 at 8:50 pm

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I need a pointy stick to swing around so people actually stay the f*ck away from me.

Also, not being able to drive to somewhere to walk the dogs is making me even more angry about people's lack of space giving.
The places I normally walk, open spaces, I can actually avoid people, I have to change direction but it's easily done.

But the Rufforth bridleway. F*ck me. It's usually empty. Maybe get a couple of cyclists passing by.

Not today though,today the entire f*cking village was walking up there and staying in the middle of the path to pass you.
YOU'RE TOO P*SSING CLOSE. F*CK OFF TO THE EDGE YOU USELESS TOSSING FUXKNUGGET
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


2nd Apr 2020 at 8:05 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
One good thing about the whole thing is it's doing wonders for helping me diet. Can't eat sh*t food if can't go outside and buy sh*t food. All I need to do is resist the urge to buy sh*te when I do shop, and I'm sorted. Don't even have cash to buy takeaways with because I've been paying contactless in the shops. Have more time to actually cook again since I'm not spending 2 hours a day driving to and from work.

I put back on two stone in the last 8 months due to stress about certain things and having less time to cook (to the point where last week I realised I completely forgot how to make brown rice). Need to drop it again, then go further.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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2nd Apr 2020 at 12:11 pm

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I'm actually scared to go to the shop.
I really should go as I need to run the car but I just can't face it.

It was too weird going to get a sack of dog food last week.


Sigh. That car ain't gonna start the next time I go to it either.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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2nd Apr 2020 at 1:11 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Πανδώρα, Apr 2020
I'm actually scared to go to the shop.
I really should go as I need to run the car but I just can't face it.

It was too weird going to get a sack of dog food last week.


Sigh. That car ain't gonna start the next time I go to it either.



Yeah, it's eerie and weird. I've been sticking to a small petrol station near the house. Doesn't have a lot but has the basics until I need to stock up on major items again. Just have to try pick the right time to make it easier, when fewer people would think of going.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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2nd Apr 2020 at 9:23 pm

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Quote: Dinglebutt, Apr 2020

Yeah, it's eerie and weird. I've been sticking to a small petrol station near the house. Doesn't have a lot but has the basics until I need to stock up on major items again. Just have to try pick the right time to make it easier, when fewer people would think of going.


Putting it off as long as possible, when I do go though, I've got my plan. (I've clearly over thought all this)
It'll be tesco at about 9pm, store is dead then, I can shout Hi at my sister while I'm there. Take my own pull along basket, get a hand scanner so I can just dump everything in the basket, pay, get out and shove the whole thing in the car and home.

Though I say this, I'd end up getting a random check, the dude will paw over everything in the basket, I'll overthink the whole thing even more and have to bleach it all when I get home

I wish I was able to just turn off my brain and not worry about it.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


6th Apr 2020 at 10:01 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Had a Zoom thing with my family yesterday. Nice to see my mother's forehead, and only her forehead.

Just reminds me of how alone I am though. All of them has someone else in the house with them. Not me though. Just me.

I guess I'm kinda used to it anyway, I don't think it's affecting me too much. But we likely have another month of this.

Just need to keep busy.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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13th Apr 2020 at 1:05 am

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We have 30 eggs.

I went shopping and forgot to tell my sister we no longer needed eggs.

Good job I like eggs.
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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18th Apr 2020 at 12:54 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Apr 2020
I 100% will be giving a bad review to this series of Pandemic. I hope it doesn’t get commissioned for another series. I never thought I’d say this but I almost can’t wait for Brexit to come back on in Autumn.


The US remake is way worse. Wouldn't recommend it.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


19th Apr 2020 at 1:39 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
It seems like fewer people worldwide have been diagnosed with Covid-19 than those diagnosed with "I've started a podcast".
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


1st May 2020 at 11:04 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Went shopping earlier. Came back and noticed my neighbour has a white scarf or towel or something tied around her door handle. Pretty sure that means she has the virus.

I did know her family were constantly calling over to her in the first few weeks of the lockdown, and she was going out a fair bit too. All I know is I'm staying the f*ck inside for the next week.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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16th May 2020 at 9:45 am

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This sh*t has made me so damn lazy.

I was lazy anyway, but this is tenfold.
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


26th May 2020 at 8:12 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
As bad as some of our politicians are (and some of them are really f*cking shocking), y'alls politicians are cuh-raaaazy. Like, proper batsh*t.

You all have my sympathies.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


27th May 2020 at 1:51 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Vel, May 2020
Quote: Dinglebutt, May 2020
As bad as some of our politicians are (and some of them are really f*cking shocking), y'alls politicians are cuh-raaaazy. Like, proper batsh*t.

You all have my sympathies.


Sometimes you wish for an assassination.


We all know the real reason Abraham Lincoln was assassinated was he took a four score and seven mile stagecoach trip to test his eyesight.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


6th Jul 2020 at 3:43 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Jul 2020
I am glad that you enjoyed this thread Kim. I think it’s the best thread VR has had in ages, but that’s only because it has absolutely no competition

My favourite part was when I thought Barry had a cat. I think potentially I had had a lot of gin that night.


I felt like I'd had a lot of gin and that it made me forget I had a cat
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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