The Big Old C word survival thread

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Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:24 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Not really. Freaking out about the C word which is everywhere and it was suggested by young Ms Alice Dobreeeen that this is the only C word free place on the internet, so come one come all!

Oh who am I kidding, it’s just gonna be me talking to myself but Imma have a lovely time doing so.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:26 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Party on down!

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US RIGHT NOW!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:27 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Yes and no touching but I never did that anyway that’s why I’m not on the sexy tree
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:28 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
[https://www.menkind.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/84a9762dea65cd4d66747ad9a34bdb64/7/6/76829-xmas-pudding-tassles-web3.jpg]

These exist.

I'm on the sex tree but only really got started after everyone left.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

oatibix

| 36 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:29 pm

 
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eat oatibix
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Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:30 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
The only C word I’m interested in is COLIN
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:31 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
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Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

oatibix

| 36 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:39 pm

 
I did spend half a moment from noticing this thread thinking Claire had cancer
buy oatibix
eat oatibix
have oatibix

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 6:44 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Me too
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 7:06 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Hopefully I don’t because that will proper f*ck me over other C word wise
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:05 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Welp, at least this is preparing me for life after the apocalypse
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:11 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
RANDOM PENIS
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:19 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Look Alice now is not the time to start reading out my apocalypse shopping list
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:22 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I am a librarian, therefore I read.

If a shopping list is my only material, so be it.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:26 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
OK but when you get to the dwarf p*rn you stop
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:29 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Can I use synonyms? Minute Erotica?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:30 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Maeby, Mar 2020
Can I use synonyms? Minute Erotica?


Short Stories?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:30 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Tiny Tales?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:34 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Maeby, Mar 2020
Tiny Tales?


Yes they do that’s why I like them
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:35 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I guess you can ... fit more in your trolley that way!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:37 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Aye all seven on them, off to work they go.

WELL this has quickly taken a turn.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:38 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
What did you expect, m'dear?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:39 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
That is a fair point

Which is also what I said to Sleepy, incidentally AMIRITE
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:42 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Maybe if you said it to Grumpy more, he'd change his name to Satiated.

Just sayin'...
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:47 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
There’s only 7 days in a week and I’m old, I ain’t got time for Grumpy’s bullsh*t
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:49 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
So the filters don’t work anymore then. SCUNTHORPE
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:51 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I think he took them off in 2014 because he said we were all grown ups now.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:54 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
That’s a matter of opinion Also why are the smiley guy’s eyes wonky
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:55 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
He was born that way, don't be mean!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:03 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Who gave birth to him though?
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:05 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I dunno. Should we demand a maternity test?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:10 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I don’t think it was me, too happy

UNLESS he was happy to be escaping me???

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:13 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Nah. He'd be purple if he was yours.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:17 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Very true, phew, no illegitimate smiley children for me!

Righto, need to be reasonably sensible and have a sleep because sadly my work isn’t going to do itself tomorrow. Being an adult is boring, I remember staying up here until 4am talking about cack.

But I shall return! Hopefully others will too because I’m having a lovely time.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:23 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Very true, phew, no illegitimate smiley children for me!

Righto, need to be reasonably sensible and have a sleep because sadly my work isn’t going to do itself tomorrow. Being an adult is boring, I remember staying up here until 4am talking about cack.

But I shall return! Hopefully others will too because I’m having a lovely time.


Goodnight

I shall also return. I feel quite relaxed now!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:26 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Me too! It’s fabsy being in a space where the next scroll isn’t going to provide doom and gloom.

Night BRB
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:49 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
I heard doom and gloom so I have inevitably arrived
*burp*

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 6:53 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Doom and gloom free zone over here Lis’

SHOW ME PICS OF STANLEY
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 10:12 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
Nah I'm here with doom and gloom, I have to wait at the gate to collect the dog I walk later as owner is self isolating due to a cough.

It's a cough she has had since Christmas so I'd be more worried about L C than the other C tbf but she'll take any excuse to work from home

The beast is going to be released to run up the garden to me. And then released from me at the gate to return home, like some kind of cough avoiding carrier pigeon... dog.

I'll Stanley y'all when I can figure out how to do so
I'm old now and useless
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 1:39 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Hehe... C word.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 7:39 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Anyone for a dance?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 8:21 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
So long as its not dance monkey.

So fed up of dance monkey...
*burp*

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 8:43 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
It's a brand new dance.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 8:51 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Safety dance
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 8:51 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Safety dance
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 8:52 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Ssss Aaaa
Ffff
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Debs|OWA

| 6,513 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:21 pm

Debs|OWA - Scree

Scree

 
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
It's a brand new dance.


Base on an old phrase?

Fat DOG!

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:23 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
It's a brand new dance.


Base on an old phrase?

Fat DOG!


Rude! No need to name call
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Debs|OWA

| 6,513 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:25 pm

Debs|OWA - Scree

Scree

 
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
Quote: Debs, Jan 1970
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
It's a brand new dance.


Base on an old phrase?

Fat DOG!


Rude! No need to name call


no Community fans in tonight?

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:27 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
*burp*


 
 
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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