The Outlaw Type

Quote: the doc, Jul 2012

The night before Jude and Phillip the Second of Dagenham departed back to London, we were sat having a pint in the pub and Ania and Jude started up on of those hpyothetical pub conversations that crop up from time to timem namely::

If you could commit any crime without siffering any consequences whatsoever, what would you do?

The thing that was funny was that they both said they'd try to break some minor immigration law and try to stay in the States without a Visa or something like that, and I was like, what the f*ck? I'd head out to Zimbabwe to take out Robert Mugabe and Phil was saying the same, he'd mission around taking out despots and tyrants. And the girls were like, but it's MURDER, you can't do that! And we were basically saying the c*nts have it coming and if there's no consequences then who the hell cares?! Interesting, anyway.

So, answers on a post, please. Any crime, no consequences at all, whatcagonnado?

I have to side with the girls and say I still wouldn't kill anyone. I don't try not to kill people because it's illegal or there'd be no consequences, I try not to kill people because to me, it's wrong. No matter what the benefits are or how much they had it coming, I still don't think I could do it.

Then again, I wouldn't go with some immigration thing either. I'd perhaps break some diplomatic law or whatever to break into the Vatican and find and release some real evidence of covering up child abuse to help bring down the church. Or do something similar with regards the banking industry to definitely prove something to get a lot of the f*ckers arrested.

Try to do some good in the world without breaking my own principles.