Biscuit... or BiscSh*t

Let us all gather now, and discuss what is truly the King of the Biscuits.

I henceforth put forth my vote:

Bourbon Creams.

It's the daddy. Solid enough to be dunked in lava without going all soggy. Chocolate flavoured without being overly chocolatey. Not too sweet. Biscuit with a filling, which means there are several different ways to eat it.

I challenge all on-comers.... Just try and name a better biscuit. Because you will fail. I know taste is subjective, but Bourbon Creams are actually the best biscuits. It even has a strong, manly name. That's what you want from a biscuit. Custard cream? Toffee Pop? Pink Wafer?.... No.... BOURBON CREAM! Sounds good enough to eat. Because it is good enough to eat.

Quote: Walt Flanagan, May 2012

You're a fool to yourself. The chocolate digestive has a built in safety mechanism. It's supposed to slow you down, lest you eat too much. And, in reminding you to hydrate, it's as healthy as it is delicious.

The bourbon cream has no care for your well-being, it is the ultimate capitalist product.

The Bourbon Cream is both Nutritious and Delicious, and is one of your five-a-day if you're American.

But okay, we're going around in circles here. We've both made our points and one of us has made better points than the other. So let us now pick alternative choices.

My next choice, is the Sandwich Biscuit

Again, it's durable, it's got a smooth filling, great taste. Not your obvious biscuit choice if the tin was being passed round, but a reliable choice nonetheless.

Ginger nuts are pretty ace.

But only when they actually have more than a sneeze of ginger in them.

By mentioning Jaffa Cakes in a thread that features the word biscuits in the title, you seem to be suggesting that they're biscuits.

Quote: Walt Flanagan, May 2012

I'd like to formally introduce the Breakaway bar into the debate.

We'll have to clear that with the judges first. I'm not sure a biscuit bar should be eligible for discussion

Their identity cannot be revealed or else some of you may try to bribe them. But I can confirm that I am paying for them to be the judges out of my own pocket.

They seem to agree with me that Bourbon Creams are best though. And before you ask; no, it's not because they are all shareholders in the Bourbon Creams company. They are completely impartial.