The best joke in the world ever bar none, even the

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Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:23 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
Man 1 (me) - Are you a Benny tied to a stick?
Man 2 (victim) - Why no young man.
Man 3 (actually man 1 again) - AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! BENNY ON THE LOOSE.

I thank you.

Here's a not so good joke.
It can be construed as offensive as well.
I don't like it much.
Anyway.

Did you hear about the deaf guy?
No.
Neither did he.

Told you.
If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:25 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
not....not sure what's happened, but someone seems to have sabotaged your title and put the word 'joke' in it.

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:27 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git un Slotermeyer?

Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

BWAHAHAHA AAHHAHAHAHHAAAH...urk

{dies}

Edited by Hobbes Sept 2004
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Tired/Happy

| 5,601 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:28 pm

 
Fi, that was the scariest post you have ever made.
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Will

| 6,984 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:29 pm

 
Quote: TiredHappy_
Fi, that was the scariest post you have ever made.

seconded.

And Then My Mind Split Open...

| 4,088 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:30 pm

And Then My Mind Split Open... - mischievous kids cuss

mischievous kids cuss

 
It's how we won the war, you know!
They imitate but I teach

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:31 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
...thirded

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:37 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Does only Robbie understand the joke? Shame on you all!
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Will

| 6,984 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:39 pm

 
ohhhh *kicks self*
i get it...

Edited by Will Sept 2004

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:42 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Just give it away, why don'tcha?
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:42 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
ah. ah well I dont watch that, never have. So that'll be why.

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:44 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
I can give you Germany's favourite joke though, a proper one:

"Wie hei
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Will

| 6,984 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 6:45 pm

 
Quote: Hobbes_
Just give it away, why don'tcha?

sorry.. amended.

wombat

| 8,154 posts


23rd Sept 2004 at 9:39 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
what tha' hell?
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


24th Sept 2004 at 12:13 am

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
I'm telling German jokes. One is the deadliest joke known to man, and the other is Germany's favourite joke, from when they did a poll last year.
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


24th Sept 2004 at 8:34 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Oh, come on, hardly anybody recognised the World's Deadliest Joke?

No sense of culture at all.
Filled with existential dread and toast.

wombat

| 8,154 posts


25th Sept 2004 at 10:59 am

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
ah, from the python film?
Southern hemispherical rat boy


 
 
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