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Nemi

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20th Jul 2004 at 1:15 am

 
Ok, the idea is you have to describe y in x number of words., as coherantly as possible. Then you set the next challenge. But if people start getting silly (e.g. describe a blade of grass in 292,035,748 words) then you can ignore those ones.

For instance, the ones which amused me most so far

Nemi

| 837 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 2:08 am

 
We were mean to Germany. They got p*ssed off. Hitler had a grudge so invaded poland. Other countries said : OI! YOU! NO! Things went boom. Then Hitler lost.

Explain the concept of feminism in 15 words.

Nemi

| 837 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 2:18 am

 
Quote:

Describe Nothing in 67 words


There is a big void. But there is not, as there is no form of existence in which to have the void. It is not black, as colour exists. It is incomprehensible to the human mind, while being one of our greatest fears. What is notable is not what is there, but what is not, never has been, and never will be there. It is merely Nothing.

Describe sleep in 2 words.

Nemi

| 837 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 2:25 am

 
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Describe the concept of employment in nine words


You need money. They need work. We use others.

As i said before, Sleep in two words

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 6:24 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
It is a cirtus fruit that grows in tropical climates. It is segmented, and tastes zesty.


Describe time in exactly twenty-two words
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Lady_Lestat

| 1,357 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 7:28 pm

Lady_Lestat - 'I've Been Embalmed!'

'I've Been Embalmed!'

 
Describe VR in exactly 18 words.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 9:26 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Explain the seven deadly sins in six words.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 9:35 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Cop-out

Cigarettes in fourteen words.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


20th Jul 2004 at 10:32 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
If you are talking asronomically, then we are located towards the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy, on one of the spirals. In a philosophical manner, it is our obligation to strive for success.

Describe courage in thirty words.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Nemi

| 837 posts


21st Jul 2004 at 12:48 am

 
[b]Quote:
Describe courage in thirty words.
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Courage is doing what you believe, when everything else tells you not too. Courage is not thinking, it is taking action despite opposing pressure, or apathy. Courage is surprisingly undefinable.

Define sexuality in 59 words.

Lady_Lestat

| 1,357 posts


26th Jul 2004 at 8:32 pm

Lady_Lestat - 'I've Been Embalmed!'

'I've Been Embalmed!'

 
I thought i would resurrect this thread, as I think it's a good, fun idea... continue...

Lady_Lestat

| 1,357 posts


26th Jul 2004 at 8:32 pm

Lady_Lestat - 'I've Been Embalmed!'

'I've Been Embalmed!'

 
Unfortunatly I'm to lazy to join in the game. It means thinking and my current stage of extreme blondness makes that difficult.

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts


29th Jul 2004 at 12:44 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

 
Sexuality is about how you feel about yourself, how you feel about others, how others feel about you and how others feel about themselves. It is inextricably linked to our sense of self and is thought by some to be predetermined. Others disagree and say it is a matter of choice. Who really knows for sure eh? No one.

Define quantum mechanics in 27 words
This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic

Nemi

| 837 posts


30th Jul 2004 at 4:41 pm

 
Describe Avocados in 30 words
Pear shaped. Outside like a turtle, green and textured, inside squishy. Riper avocados means squishier inside. Inside also green. Bit smooth stone inside, leaving hollow area to put bits in.

Summarise American foreign policy in 8.5 words.

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


30th Jul 2004 at 5:27 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Invading other countries, good idea don't you thi...*bang*
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


30th Jul 2004 at 7:27 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Pah I couldn't think of one.

OK, Describe attractiveness in 21 words.
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


30th Jul 2004 at 11:24 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
From the Tamagotchi to those dog things, the cybernetic diligence of the Far East has revolutionised the way those in the West persue their...

Screw it, Phil!
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts


31st Jul 2004 at 4:49 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

 
From the Tamagotchi to the Sony Aibo robotics is big business. The word "Robot" comes from the Czech word "worker". However can we really call robots our workers now given that they control so much? The dystopian view of robots taking over society may yet come true as they control ever more.

Describe my chances of passing my maths resits in two words
This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic

Rose

| 3,316 posts


31st Jul 2004 at 5:00 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

 
sh*t hot!

describe the cuteness of kittens in 11 words
Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts


31st Jul 2004 at 7:51 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

 
A wonderful invention allowing the perfect pasta-sauce interface for making pasta with meatballs in arribiata sauce. Ribbons are better than tubes methinx..

Descibe the music of Radiohead in 100 words
This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


31st Jul 2004 at 9:54 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
100? Awwww... *effort*
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


31st Jul 2004 at 10:01 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Describe the work of Leonardo Da Vinci in 38 words

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


31st Jul 2004 at 10:07 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Espescially famous for the Mona Lisa --which I saw on my French trip, when I had no clothes (different story)-- our Leo was also an inventor, sculptor and mathematician. Generally had one f*ck of a remarkably creative brain.

Describe sleep in 22 words.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Wibble

| 5,323 posts


31st Jul 2004 at 11:11 pm

scapegoat extraordinaire

 
Quote: LoonyPandora_
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Describe the work of Leonardo Da Vinci in 38 words


Exactly what I was thinking but couldn't be arsed to put down.

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


1st Aug 2004 at 5:09 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
One of my favourite novels is Catch 22, published in 1961, written between 1955 and 1961. You know a book is a classic when a phrase such as "catch 22" goes into common usage. It is about the absurdities of war and is as relevant today as it was when it was written.
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


1st Aug 2004 at 5:12 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Describe the use of capital letters as an aid to the understanding of written English language in 15 words.
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts


1st Aug 2004 at 5:39 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

 
The correct use of capital letters has still yet to be understood by AOL users.

Debate the relative merits of Windows Media Player and Real Player in 41 words. Include in your summation which is better and why.
This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic


 
 
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ratammer: squeak
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Vel: *sigh*
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Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
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Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

 

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