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Dinglebutt

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19th Mar 2014 at 4:48 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Surveying a house earlier. As I was packing up the tenant was asking me about my car. Asked me how many miles were on it. I said just over 200,000. He then offered to clock the mileage for me and reduce it.

Jesus, dude. Don't offer to do that for people you've just met. I'm not a criminal and even I know that. Fair enough, I'm obviously not a member of any police force, but f*cking hell dude, use a bit of tact about it if you're going to be at that craic.

Besides, my NCT (MOT) is in a few weeks. They know what mileage was on it last time. What am I supposed to tell them? "I've been driving in reverse for the last two years!"?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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8th Apr 2014 at 4:27 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(Yesterday, i went to Cardiff to buy some tickets. On the way back, i saw a van that was white and looked like it hadn't been washed for a few weeks. It had God is love written on it. And it had an ichthus.)
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Rayanne Graff

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14th Apr 2014 at 10:26 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(i wish i could give this cold to that old man that was in the library in January 2013.)
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Rayanne Graff

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25th Apr 2014 at 8:59 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(Yesterday, i discovered that Marc doesn't pronounce the letter "h" the same way as i do.

Still, i'm English * and he's Welsh so we don't always say things the same way.

* Even though i've lived in Wales since i was 19.)
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Πανδώρα

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25th Apr 2014 at 9:04 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
i hate steristrips.

they are evil. i would have preferred a couple of actual stitches. actual stitches would have been quicker. and cooler.

and wouldn;t have given me a bloody rash.
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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30th Apr 2014 at 3:42 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
After being the only full-time employee here for over two years, we're hiring an intern. I feel like a 4 year old only child who's about to get a baby brother.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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3rd May 2014 at 7:34 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(When I went out this morning, I noticed that someone had left a shoe on a brick wall. It was a pretty shoe; it was black and had a gold stiletto heel.)
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