Boss: (while holding a book about soil mechanics) This book was.... errr... (notices something in the book) My inner monolog:... passed down to me by my father... and his father before him. It has been part of my family for generations. And now... it's really outdated. This was when people thought the Earth was flat
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Looking forward to seeing this thread get filled, Barry.
This thread is for everyone. Otherwise I would have called it "Another of Barry's threads that he hopes a spambot will post in to say they like his stuff"
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Brother: I'm not sure if Tesco's going to have my drink. Me: It's a super-market, Joe. It's only vulnerabilities are kryptonite and the apathy of the people who work there.
LoonyPandora: F*ck, some guy chucked himself off the roof of our building... (Another guy I know about 10 seconds later): Here I come ba dum ba dum ba dum
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Inspired by Real Time with Bill Maher (an example of which can be seen below) I've come up with a few of my own. Don't think I'd be able to come up with enough for a full thread though.
New Rule: If you give your 8 year old daughter botox injections, you're not allowed to claim that she likes it. Of course she looks happy. You've botoxed her. That's like claiming Suicidey The Clown loves his job because he has a smile painted on his face.
New Rule: If you're a Christian and you support the death penalty; Congratulations, you're going to Hell! Forgiveness, Love One Another, Thou Shalt Not Kill... These are fundamental points to being a Christian, which are the complete opposite of what the death penalty is. You can't worship someone who was put to death while claiming bad people should be put to death.
New Rule: If you go to a protest because you don't support the British Monarch visiting Ireland, you're not allowed to support British football teams. You're supposed to be dreaming of 'Ireland: United', not Manchester United.
(Apparently there was a guy seen in the protests on Sky News at the protests in Dublin wearing a Man U jersey)
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
EvilTongs:
It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel:
Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa:
I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.