Things that make me laugh but probably no one else would find funny

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Dinglebutt

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12th May 2011 at 1:22 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Boss: (while holding a book about soil mechanics) This book was.... errr... (notices something in the book)
My inner monolog:... passed down to me by my father... and his father before him. It has been part of my family for generations. And now... it's really outdated. This was when people thought the Earth was flat
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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12th May 2011 at 3:41 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Looking forward to seeing this thread get filled, Barry.

Dinglebutt

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12th May 2011 at 4:02 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Delirium Tremens, May 2011
Looking forward to seeing this thread get filled, Barry.


This thread is for everyone. Otherwise I would have called it "Another of Barry's threads that he hopes a spambot will post in to say they like his stuff"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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13th May 2011 at 1:22 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Satan: Mwahaha! I am the most evil being ever created!
God: Oh yeah? *zzaapp*
Satan: Did you just.... no.... you wouldn't...
God: I would. And I did.



Religion Teacher millions of years later: And that's why we have nerves in our teeth.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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13th May 2011 at 7:55 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Jedward beat off stiff competition last night. And by competition, I mean each others d*cks.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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13th May 2011 at 7:51 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Brother: I'm not sure if Tesco's going to have my drink.
Me: It's a super-market, Joe. It's only vulnerabilities are kryptonite and the apathy of the people who work there.

Dinglebutt

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14th May 2011 at 5:23 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Saw this on Twitter. Talk about bad timing

LoonyPandora: F*ck, some guy chucked himself off the roof of our building...
(Another guy I know about 10 seconds later): Here I come ba dum ba dum ba dum
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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16th May 2011 at 9:58 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Inspired by Real Time with Bill Maher (an example of which can be seen below) I've come up with a few of my own. Don't think I'd be able to come up with enough for a full thread though.




New Rule: If you give your 8 year old daughter botox injections, you're not allowed to claim that she likes it. Of course she looks happy. You've botoxed her. That's like claiming Suicidey The Clown loves his job because he has a smile painted on his face.

New Rule: If you're a Christian and you support the death penalty; Congratulations, you're going to Hell! Forgiveness, Love One Another, Thou Shalt Not Kill... These are fundamental points to being a Christian, which are the complete opposite of what the death penalty is. You can't worship someone who was put to death while claiming bad people should be put to death.

Edited by Dinglebutt May 2011
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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17th May 2011 at 10:07 am

Delirium Tremens -

 
More appropriate to move this from that thread to this.

Quote: The King Of Limbs, May 2011
Seeing Frank Turner tonight, very excited about that.


How did it go?









HOW DID IT GO...?

It went like this...

Dinglebutt

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17th May 2011 at 3:22 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
This actually made me laugh a lot:

Suicidey The Clown: Roses are red

Suicidey The Clown: Violets are blue

Suicidey The Clown: Happy birthday to you

Suicidey The Clown: Oh, I messed it up

Suicidey The Clown: I'm such a failure...

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

Suicidey The Clown: *sobs*
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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17th May 2011 at 9:25 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
New Rule: If you go to a protest because you don't support the British Monarch visiting Ireland, you're not allowed to support British football teams. You're supposed to be dreaming of 'Ireland: United', not Manchester United.

(Apparently there was a guy seen in the protests on Sky News at the protests in Dublin wearing a Man U jersey)
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
Claire: FNSICLS NEXT FRIDAY 8PM OK BYE
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Luco El Loco: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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