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Captain Spiky

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16th Mar 2020 at 10:17 pm

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
Now this thread makes me super-duper nostalgic, as I remember being determined to win an identical thread like 17 years ago. Fortunately I have matured a lot since then, and I'm no longer interested in such things.

Though, as it goes, #winning
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Πανδώρα

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16th Mar 2020 at 10:38 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
YOU'RE NOT SCREAMING LOUD ENOUGH, SCREAM. LOUDER!
LOUDERRRRRRR
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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18th Mar 2020 at 8:43 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# I tickled my gran
While she was licking a man
And then we all went
SHOPPING! #

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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20th Mar 2020 at 10:36 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# The hunt for loo roll
Has taken it's toll
So I'm wiping with
A HAIRBRUUSSHHH #
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Spiky

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20th Mar 2020 at 9:36 pm

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
I went to the shops on a quest to get bread
But everyone there had all lost their head
The shelves were bare, the staff were stressed
Was this real, or some kind of test?
The fabled bread was nowhere to be seen
And the alternatives were all pretty lean
And of toilet roll there was not a trace
Apparently I was the last in the race
So I went back home, feeling rather glum
With not a crumb or a sheet for my bum
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Πανδώρα

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20th Mar 2020 at 9:56 pm

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I bought a cabbage. It's food *and* toilet paper.
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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20th Mar 2020 at 11:07 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# She licked a big spoon
While I stared at the Moon
A Norwegian ate
MY BISCUUIIIITTT #


Edited by Dinglebutt Mar 2020
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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24th Mar 2020 at 4:35 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# Pot Noodles galore
I can't eat them no more
So I'm gnawing on
THE DOORFRAME #
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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30th Mar 2020 at 4:26 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
From the producers of 'Making a Murderer' and 'Tiger King', comes the next big streaming sensation...

"Barry Wins: The True Story of Blood, Keyboards and Confusion of the Self"

Watch as the most unsuspecting of persons starts at the bottom and lies, cheats and posts his way to ever-so-slightly higher than the bottom. Laugh as he tries to win by bumping the thread he's already winning in, making it less likely he'll win. Cry as he ponders wistfully about who he truly is as a person because he can't go see a therapist like he was planning to because of the virus and may not be able to even afford one after normalcy resumes.

Featuring interviews with some of the losers he passed on his way to winning the thread, including everyone who reads this who isn't me.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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6th Apr 2020 at 12:53 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Barry too abides also, squared.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Lucozade Lover: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak

 

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