19th Mar 2010 at 8:41 am
I aim to misbehave
19th Mar 2010 at 8:47 am
I aim to misbehave
19th Mar 2010 at 9:13 am
I aim to misbehave
19th Mar 2010 at 9:52 am
19th Mar 2010 at 9:55 am
I aim to misbehave
19th Mar 2010 at 10:01 am
19th Mar 2010 at 10:04 am
I aim to misbehave
I've got a joke for you while you're here. What did Jim say when someone stepped on his toe?
19th Mar 2010 at 10:21 am
Quote: Sue Sylvester, Mar 2010I've got a joke for you while you're here. What did Jim say when someone stepped on his toe?
Ow! You stupid f*cking c*ntnugget!
19th Mar 2010 at 9:11 pm
I got a massage the other day. Afterwards, the masseuse asked me if I wanted a happy ending, so I said yes. She killed a dragon and restored peace to my village.
20th Mar 2010 at 11:44 am
Technically sexy.
20th Mar 2010 at 3:02 pm
I aim to misbehave
21st Mar 2010 at 5:08 pm
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21st Mar 2010 at 5:13 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
21st Mar 2010 at 5:18 pm
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The only joke I've ever written was by mistake and hugely racist so I can't even tell anyone it.
21st Mar 2010 at 5:21 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
21st Mar 2010 at 5:29 pm
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21st Mar 2010 at 5:33 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Pity. Not that you're not gay, but that you had full sex. Now you have to marry him. Tis the way of the Lord your God Jesus Christ.
Also, if you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
22nd Mar 2010 at 4:26 pm
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23rd Mar 2010 at 12:05 pm
Hope is important.
29th Mar 2010 at 1:35 pm
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29th Mar 2010 at 2:47 pm
I always put business before pleasure. Especially when it comes to alphabetising.
29th Mar 2010 at 2:54 pm
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Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010I always put business before pleasure. Especially when it comes to alphabetising.
I really liked that when I saw it on facebook. It reminded me of a Pratchett aside that went something like
"And she didn't believe that cleanliness was next to Godliness unless they were appearing in a very sternly abridged dictionary."
I'm not saying it was plagarised, just that they had a pleasingly similar throughline. And not forgetting you are, of course, Irish and therfore functionally illiterate.
29th Mar 2010 at 3:13 pm
Quote: James, Mar 2010Quote: Paddy Irishman, Mar 2010I always put business before pleasure. Especially when it comes to alphabetising.
I really liked that when I saw it on facebook. It reminded me of a Pratchett aside that went something like
"And she didn't believe that cleanliness was next to Godliness unless they were appearing in a very sternly abridged dictionary."
I'm not saying it was plagarised, just that they had a pleasingly similar throughline. And not forgetting you are, of course, Irish and therfore functionally illiterate.
You spelt therefore wrong
29th Mar 2010 at 3:17 pm
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29th Mar 2010 at 4:49 pm
I use a dictophone. And my testicles to send texts
(better when spoken aloud)
29th Mar 2010 at 5:22 pm
Technically sexy.
I thought of a tiny joke last night. I am sorry it is really silly (and not funny)...
Oh my goodness! It is really terrible. Two geckos mugged my chameleon - they beat him black and blue (and red and purple and yellow).
11th May 2010 at 7:59 am
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11th May 2010 at 8:47 am
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11th May 2010 at 9:56 am
12th May 2010 at 7:46 pm
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If I didn't have you on facebook i would be stealing these
This is genius.
12th May 2010 at 7:48 pm
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13th May 2010 at 1:48 pm
My friends say I am a cunning linguist because I use euphamismsBeen trying to come up with the proper ending for this joke for a week now. It just doesn't seem right
13th May 2010 at 6:36 pm
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Quote: Paddy Irishman, May 2010My friends say I am a cunning linguist because I use euphamismsBeen trying to come up with the proper ending for this joke for a week now. It just doesn't seem right
...I kiss in French?
13th May 2010 at 8:25 pm
Quote: James, May 2010Quote: Paddy Irishman, May 2010My friends say I am a cunning linguist because I use euphamismsBeen trying to come up with the proper ending for this joke for a week now. It just doesn't seem right
...I kiss in French?
No you see cunning linguist is the euphamism. I think maybe it should be:
My friends say I'm a cunning linguist because I have a quick tongue
13th May 2010 at 9:04 pm
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30th Jul 2010 at 6:40 pm
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30th Jul 2010 at 6:57 pm
Do blind people often bite the hand that feeds them?
30th Jul 2010 at 6:59 pm
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Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010
Do blind people often bite the hand that feeds them?
A: Yes, if they don't get their hand out of the way fast enough.
1st Aug 2010 at 8:50 am
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1st Aug 2010 at 11:32 pm
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1st Aug 2010 at 11:35 pm
I like coming up with jokes, but always get paranoid that someone else has already come up with it.
1st Aug 2010 at 11:45 pm
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Quote: Barrington Smash, Aug 2010I like coming up with jokes, but always get paranoid that someone else has already come up with it.
2nd Aug 2010 at 12:09 am
2nd Aug 2010 at 7:27 am
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2nd Aug 2010 at 11:39 am
Just when I was feeling good after what you guys said, I checked Twitter (where I first put the disabled toilet joke)
Griff: Colin told me that joke ages ago! It's still funny though
Ah f*ck it. If I'm reaching the same level of funny as Colin, that can only be a good thing
2nd Aug 2010 at 11:42 am
Quote: Barrington Smash, Aug 2010Just when I was feeling good after what you guys said, I checked Twitter (where I first put the disabled toilet joke)
Griff: Colin told me that joke ages ago! It's still funny though
Ah f*ck it. If I'm reaching the same level of funny as Colin, that can only be a good thing
The thing to remember is that Griff loves Colin with a love both rare and true and therefore ascribes all the good in the world to him.
"Well done on inventing the concept of charity, Col!"
2nd Aug 2010 at 1:19 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Barrington Smash, Aug 2010Just when I was feeling good after what you guys said, I checked Twitter (where I first put the disabled toilet joke)
Griff: Colin told me that joke ages ago! It's still funny though
Ah f*ck it. If I'm reaching the same level of funny as Colin, that can only be a good thing
The thing to remember is that Griff loves Colin with a love both rare and true and therefore ascribes all the good in the world to him.
"Well done on inventing the concept of charity, Col!"
15th Aug 2010 at 6:12 pm
Hope is important.
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