Barry Vs Scammers

Comments: Hi,
Am Kelly Moore, i want to know if the above advert is still for sale. If it's still for sale, kindly reply me with the last price and the present condition. its is extremely urgent.
Phone number +447024036955
i will await your reply.
Kelly

Extremely urgent? It might be quicker for you to order a taxi

Hello,
Thanks for getting back to me, i will really appreciate it if you can get back to me with the last price because i have been looking for this particular product.
I will be counting on you
Kelly.

My final price is €18.76. This may seem like an odd figure, but it is all I need to buy a Limited Edition bottle of water with free €17.76 cashback. Bargain or what?

ME:
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I understand that, but we need to sort out what we're going to do when I get there. Do I need any injections before I arrive? This may be a problem as I'm scared of needles. Unless its for injecting heroin into to my arm, because the benefits outweigh the scariness there. I remember one time I took so many drugs that I sh*t somewhere in the car. I still can't get the smell out. How is your wife?

Hello,How you doing am so sorry for everything that happen,so i will like you to get back to me with the details of the address giving to you to make the payment as soon as possible.......

You haven't made the payment yet? But I've already sent the car!

Hello,
Thanks for the mail.
I want you to know that bussiness is done with good faith, honesy and loyalty and also i want you to know that am really interested in this car, please let me know if you can still help me in getting another car so that i can buy it and if not, kindly get back at me to know and i will let you know what to do with my money, i have entrust you and i don't want you to play prank on me because if you do, i will inform a friend of mine in FBI and as you know, i have your details...

I will be compensating you if you really know that you are no more selling the car, so let me know in your reply...

Thanks for your honesty,

James.

If its another car you want, I could sell you my Porsche 911 for the same price as the Corolla. Its in perfect condition, leather seats, cd player, life-size Frank Bruno blow-up doll to sit in the passenger seat, new air-intake valves, Madeline McCann in the boot and foglights. The only problem is that its a different colour than the Corolla. I hope this won't be an issue.

I hope my previous messages don't sound like I am yanking your crank or anything, and contacting your friend in the FBI will not be necessary. I too do business in faith of which that is good, honestley and friendly ham.

You're the best person in the world.

Hello,
Thanks for the mail.
Have you deposit the cheque? let me know and once the cheque is cleared, my shipping agent will be the one to come for the shippm ent of the car from your place okay.

I await your urgent reply,
James.

Hello James

I haven't deposited the cheque yet. I was on my way to the POLICE station, when my neighbour, a POLICEman asked what I was doing. I explained our whole deal, and he seemed to think there was something suspicious going on. I assumed it was just his general POLICE nature that made him suspicious, and assured him that you were an honourable fellow with a pure heart and a sense of fair play not seen on this Earth since the 21st President of the United States Chester A. Arthur. But he asked to see your emails. So we went to the POLICE station to analyse your emails. He, and by that I mean my neighbour, the POLICEman, and several of his collegues, who are also POLICE, say that you are most likely trying to scam me in some way, most likely that your cheque will eventually bounce after I have paid for the shipping.

However, you have a kind face, so I have chosen to ignore them. But to avoid the POLICE, we must meet somewhere else. I suggest Wolverhampton.

Thanks for the email response.
I want you to send me more photo in your next mail, I have a Client who is so much interested in the item with the purpose of making immediate payment by a Certified Bank cheque That will be cleared into your bank account within 2 to 3 days.

He has responded very positively and i have given him my own price for selling to Him whereby added my own profit and commissions to your own asking price and he is ready to make payment.payment by a Certified Bank cheque.

Any amount that is more than your asking price that is going to be on the cheque will be sent back to me .The remaining balance you will be sending to me will be as my Profit,Commission and for the shipping.

I hope you are clear with my Email so you should Complete and send back the details below so that the Certified Bank cheque can be issued and mailed out to you:

NAME...................
ADDRESS...................
STATE.......................
POSTAL CODE.......................
COUNTRY.......................
TEL NUMBER.........................
AMOUNT...........................
My client promised to make sure that you receive the payment in at least 10 working days. As regards the pick up, as soon as you confirm to me that the cheque has cleared not a second before and that you have the funds deposited in your bank account , i will inform my shipper to come for the pick-up immediately.
I want you to know that any profit i make from this kind of transaction is how i earn a living for me and my family.
I look forward to read from you soonest.
Best Regards and my family.
I look forward to read from you soonest.
Best Regards

Thank you for responding to my response of your email.

I am currently homeless, so I have no address. However, I will send my shipping agent to your address to pick up the cheque from you. Please do be sending to me your:

Name:
Address:
Phone No:
Mothers Maiden Name:
First pets name:
School:
Place of work:
Place of rest:
Place of play:

Send my love to your family. Particularly your wife. Could you send me a picture of her, I have forgotten what she looks like.

what i hope you can do is that if you know that you can have some one address and name where i can sent you the check to pic up that will be better for us ok hope you realy want to sell this for me cos all my client are worry about your homeless do something i hope you can get better money to get home when you sell it ok my regard to your wife.
Derek

I managed to get my best friends address. He's not very happy about this arrangement, as he hates to receive mail, but he has agreed to this on the condition that you draw a smiley face on the back of the envelope.

My name, to be put on the cheque, is John Lennon (hence the nickname Noddy). Please send the cheque to Ringo Starr, 1st Floor, 90 Jermyn Street, London, SW1Y6JD, United Kingdom. I will wait patiently for your cheque. And thank you for your concern. Things are certainly looking up. I have found a penny. They are meant to bring good luck.

Quote: Ryan O'Reily, Sept 2009

Quote: Kitten Heart, Sept 2009

I know a guy called Derek who's constantly trying to sell stuff, mainly copied dvds and computer stuff. The prat added me on Facebook just to try to buy my DS off me, probably to sell on to someone else.

I know it's not the same person but that's who's face is stuck in my head when I read these now.

Was your DS even for sale? Cos thats fairly random if it wasn't.

It wasn't, that's just the way this guy's mind 'works'. Irritating chavvy tw*t that he is, he thinks that if you've had something for a while you're selling it.

Funny story. I was helping my Gran move into a bungalow a few years ago and while everyone was away someone broke into her shed and stole everything that was in it, including some weedkiller that Gran had put into a petrol can after the bottle split. We can't prove who did it, but a few days later Derek's car broke down as someone had put something in the tank that wasn't meant to be there...

Ohh............. i mean that i prepared of the check of my client here is 2,500 to your address there when you get your money you can sent me the money back so that the peek up will following as soon you clear it there okay....

You are giving me 2,500 for my car? I have to say, at first I thought you were just a normal guy who needed a car. But now I see the truth. Oh yes, I've taken a look through all your emails, and it has now dawned on me what you really are. I even asked my neighbour who is a policeman, and he agrees. You are.... you are one of the most generous people I have ever come across. You have realised my plight of being homeless and sleeping in bins, only able to afford to buy melted ice-creams, and you are giving me €2,500 instead of the €1,650 I asked for. You are most kind my good sir. With this additional money, I can rent a house for a month. That way, I can have a bath and wash myself, which means I am more likely to get a job.

You have made a small gesture, but it is one which will completely change my life forever. Right now, there is no way I can possibly repay you for your kindness, but rest assured, when I own my own multi-billion pound empire, I will send you that ice-cream. And it will be as cold as the day in hell when I send you the car.

Thank you so much Derek.

Any amount that is more than your asking price that is going to be on the cheque will be sent back to me .The remaining balance you will be sending to me will be as my Profit,Commission and for the shipping. did you understand me now?
pls or else i will stop the transferring OK

But.... but I'm homeless.....

To be perfectly honest with you Derren, I do not feel comfortable with this arrangement. I trusted you, and not only have you let me down by promising me money and then saying you want it back, you have let your boss down by telling him it costs more than it does in order to steal money from him, but Derwin, you have also let yourself down. Look at yourself. Is this really the way you want your wife and kids to remember you? As a thief who stole from his boss and wrecked the dreams of a homeless man? Turn off your computer screen and look at your reflection in the monitor. You don't like what you see, do you?

Its not too late to change Derwood. You can stop this before someone gets hurt. You can be remembered as something more than a guy who sends fake cheques and scam emails, you can be remembered as a good man who tried his best in everything he ever did, but in a way which doesn't hurt others. Sure, you may not have money, but you'll always have your family, and they are the most valuable currency of all. I bet you could get a good price for one of your kids.

I had a scam email in work, I emailed back saying I was a voodoo priest, I've not heard back since.

I got me a new scammer to play with:

Derek:
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Hello,
it is a pleasure to respond to your advert I like to know the availability and condition of your item published for sale and maybe it's for sale, pictures, last price and means of payment was like. I await your response soon.
Thanks and God bless you.
Regard
Derek

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Good day to you. A little bit of background information about me first. I am a hermaphrodite welder by trade. I enjoy long walks by the beached whales, dancing in the moonlight (is my favourite Thin Lizzy song), I have a very short memory, and I also enjoy long walks by the beached whales. The car is no longer for sale, as someone stole it from me. They emailed seeming very interested in the car, and sent me a cheque so I could ship it to them. Unfortunately, after I shipped the car, the cheque bounced higher than a Chelsea goalie on a trampoline, so I lost money, and my car. Boy, if I could find that guy, I would rip off his head and throw it at him.

I have forgotten what I was saying there. Ah well. The car is in very good condition, I will sell it to you for €1650, and I will accept cheques. Do you need it shipped globally?
Thanks, and may the Lord smite down those who oppose me
Noddy

Hello,

I saw your car advert on the internet and I want to know your last
selling prize because I like the car and I'm interested to buy it.

Please reply to let me know the current condition, attach more
pictures if any and supply your full contact information so I can place my order.

Thanks,Capt Ben Marshall

Captain, thank God you've contacted me. People think I have went AWOL, but I was actually captured by the Egyptian rebels. They force me to keep their website up to date due to my experiences as a communications officer. I knew you were looking for a car, so I posted mine in the hopes you would find it. It was a long shot, but I knew it was the only chance I had.

I don't have much time, so I'll be brief. The layout of this base would require a 'pincer' attack. The guards change at 6 on the east entrance. and 8 on the west entrance, so we cannot use this to our advantage. I am being held in the southwest corner on the third floor. There's a weapons crate on this floor which is guarded. However, with the distraction of your entry, I may be able to take it over anomishoushpo;smchashn ghpwoehnpowhmneugo nisrlng is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TREACHEROUS SWINE! YOUR FRIEND HAS BEEN SHOT LIKE THE PIG THAT HE IS! FOOLISH AMERICANS. WE HAVE MORE HOSTAGES. I WOULD NOT ADVISE YOU TO ATTEMPT TO RESCUE THEM OR YOU SHALL SHARE THE SAME FATE AS YOUR FRIEND HERE. REMEMBER, JUST BECAUSE OUR WEBSITE WILL NOW BE OUT OF DATE, DOES NOT MEAN THAT OUR ARMOURY WILL BE TOO. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i wonder is it all the same person just trying again and again?

Thanks for the details and information about your car history. It seems you are a sincere person. I want to inform you that I will buy your car at your last given price. I want you to remove the posting from the internet and consider this car sold. I want to believe that all papers that will be necessary for the car sale is in place.

However I have a business proposal for you. I am a captain with the United Nations troop in Iraq, on war against terrorism. Based on the United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq come next year, I have been deployed to come and work in your country's military base soonest. Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states, mostly the United States and the European Union on the war against terrorism. I will need a car for myself and that is why I contacted you for the car.

On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of ($16.2 million USD). Which I got from crude oil deal here in Iraq and I deposited this money with a Red Cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money. It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money.

I want to invest the money in a good business as soon as I am deployed into your country. I will need as much advice I can get on investments since I am not a businessperson. I cannot move this money to the United States because I will be in Europe for about 3years. I need someone I could trust. If you accept, I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and I cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary. I am an American and an intelligence officer for that so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.

Please if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully. I believe I can trust you. Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities, which are secured so nobody can monitor our emails, then I can explain in details to you. I will mostly reach you through email, because our calls might be monitored, I will also need some verification information from you so I will be sure whom I am dealing with.

If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further enquiries when I am out of our military network. If you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message, if no response after 3days I will then search for someone else. I wait for your contact details so we can go on. This transaction will take a maximum 7 working days to be sent to you as soon as we insert your name as beneficiary of the funds.
When you receive the money, I will come over to your country for my money. I will give to you 15% of the sum and 85% is for me. I hope I am been fair on this deal.

Information I need:

YOUR FULL NAME..........
YOUR FULL ADDRESS....................
YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER..........
Copy of your international passport

Regards,
Captain Ben Marshall

So, just to clarify, I claimed to be an Egyptian soldier who shot your friend and have more hostages, and you want to give me over $2.25million dollars.

For that, I will give you 2 cars and the body of your friend.

Cappy:
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Thanks for the details and information about your car history. It seems you are a sincere person. I want to inform you that I will buy your car at your last given price. I want you to remove the posting from the internet and consider this car sold. I want to believe that all papers that will be necessary for the car sale is in place.

However I have a business proposal for you. I am a captain with the United Nations troop in Iraq, on war against terrorism. Based on the United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq come next year, I have been deployed to come and work in your country's military base soonest. Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states, mostly the United States and the European Union on the war against terrorism. I will need a car for myself and that is why I contacted you for the car.

On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of ($16.2 million USD). Which I got from crude oil deal here in Iraq and I deposited this money with a Red Cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money. It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money.

I want to invest the money in a good business as soon as I am deployed into your country. I will need as much advice I can get on investments since I am not a businessperson. I cannot move this money to the United States because I will be in Europe for about 3years. I need someone I could trust. If you accept, I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and I cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary. I am an American and an intelligence officer for that so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.

Please if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully. I believe I can trust you. Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities, which are secured so nobody can monitor our emails, then I can explain in details to you. I will mostly reach you through email, because our calls might be monitored, I will also need some verification information from you so I will be sure whom I am dealing with.

If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further enquiries when I am out of our military network. If you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message, if no response after 3days I will then search for someone else. I wait for your contact details so we can go on. This transaction will take a maximum 7 working days to be sent to you as soon as we insert your name as beneficiary of the funds.
When you receive the money, I will come over to your country for my money. I will give to you 15% of the sum and 85% is for me. I hope I am been fair on this deal.

Information I need:

YOUR FULL NAME..........
YOUR FULL ADDRESS....................
YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER..........
Copy of your international passport

Regards,
Captain Ben Marshall

Me:
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So, just to clarify, I claimed to be an Egyptian soldier who shot your friend and have more hostages, and you want to give me over $2.25million dollars.

For that, I will give you 2 cars and the body of your friend.

i'm glad you're still scamming the scammers but what's happened to VnoiR?

Another new scammer

Tim:
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Good Morning,

How are you doing ?Hope fine.....I just want you to know if this car is still available .....My email is "tim.mcgeedy@googlemail.com".... and i will be very glad to hear back from you about the car availability.

I hope to read from you soon

Regards
Tim McGeedy

Me:
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Hi Tom. I'm not too sure if the car is still available. I'm currently negotiating a great deal with an American soldier in Iraq who will give me $4.5million. If you think you can beat this, I'm all ears.

I will not die OK. How are you today? please les go ahead and do the business OK.

How can you be sure though? And what if I die?

Army Guy is back:

Cappy:
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I will not die OK. How are you today? please les go ahead and do the business OK.

Me:
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How can you be sure though? And what if I die?