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Colin

| 10,038 posts

12^th Apr 2009 at 6:30 pm

HERE IS THE 'MY NEW STOVE' PUNCHLINE.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

12^th Apr 2009 at 6:30 pm

you get used to it

it's when you switch back you'll be more confused than ever

anyway, i found out my other spare quarantine tank and filter didn;t get binned, so neville could come out of the vase he's currently in.
problem lies in the fact that it's in the back of the shed behind f*ckloads of crap that i'll get yelled at for moving

*burp*

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

12^th Apr 2009 at 7:32 pm

Meeting a baby lamb in my front garden this morning.

The fact that it was a rescue from a farm where some idiot kids had kicked it about and broken its leg.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

12^th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

Making £47.32 entirely free of charge

Being charged for mugging

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 9:06 am

Grog me.

A vegetable steamer. Those things make anything nutricious and delicious. Yum.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Alec

| 1,347 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 9:09 am

Bing Bong Changes

Having a girl tell me how much I um, 'excite' her into...'entertaining' herself, except that having known her for three years, she's a bit of a nutjob.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 10:22 am

F*ck it and leave?

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 3:25 pm

Grog me.

Seeing Polly Scattergood tonight. Should be a good show, and she's a doll, but I've a lot to do and I want to see Mr. Lee's Comedy Vehicle.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 11:39 pm

getting on the scales and seeing i'd lost weight

getting off again and realising they were out

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th Apr 2009 at 2:04 pm

River Phoenix

At least Lisa can weigh herself. i don't have the guts.

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Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

14^th Apr 2009 at 2:13 pm

Sounds a lot like college to me.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th Apr 2009 at 7:41 pm

I aim to misbehave

Marmite

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th Apr 2009 at 9:18 pm

River Phoenix

i had a pizza and it was lovely.

But i feel kissed off with myself as i was going to try and not eat today. Also, there was a stone in it.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

15^th Apr 2009 at 1:28 am

River Phoenix

Ooh, pirates.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

16^th Apr 2009 at 1:51 pm

Hope is important.

QI with Jo Brand (and also Phill Jupitus, sometimes, too). :-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

17^th Apr 2009 at 6:33 am

River Phoenix

Quote: girlpants

Official NIN/JA Presales have all gone..

But, they give a password to allow prior access to See's website for the NIN/JA tour...

When booking tickets with See, it fails to complete the order because apparently the event doesn't exist.

i like the way NIN/JA looks. Ninjas are cool.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

17^th Apr 2009 at 10:23 am

River Phoenix

Maybe David-James was trying to be unusually controversial.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

17^th Apr 2009 at 11:27 am

Hope is important.

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

Quote: little_blue_fox
QI with Jo Brand (and also Phill Jupitus, sometimes, too). :-[

In that QI is excellent but Jo Brand is the spawn of satan?
I'd agree, but how dare you lump Jupitus in there, he's great

Oh gosh - I am really sorry. :-[ He is pretty funny, sometimes, I think, but also he is really not funny some other times too.

:-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

19^th Apr 2009 at 3:14 pm

I made it through a light training session at football unscathed

but got shown up by a 14 year old who did a spin move on me

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Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

19^th Apr 2009 at 5:37 pm

emma came in from the shop saying "roast chicken for tea" catch is, i have to f*cking cook it

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

24^th Apr 2009 at 5:33 am

River Phoenix

(Aw, i like the cowness.)

Colin

| 10,038 posts

21^st May 2009 at 9:36 am

I've finished my First Year.

I definitely failed this morning's examination.

I resisted the temptation to draw a duck.

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

21^st May 2009 at 10:52 am

Resist the temptation to draw a duck.

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

21^st May 2009 at 11:04 am

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

But do write 'I am a fish' four hundred times, do a funny little dance and collapse.

I am always so damn tempted. Even the tests I can handle.

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Griff

| 764 posts

21^st May 2009 at 11:47 am

(indoors)

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

But do write 'I am a fish' four hundred times, do a funny little dance and collapse.

As soon as I read about resisting temptation in exams, I was going to say this.

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Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

21^st May 2009 at 3:04 pm

Funny exam story: a mate of mine was (and probably still is) a massive f*ck up. But he was almost autistically good at maths. We were doing a GCSE exam and he had it done half an hour before the end. As we all know, one's mind wanders in this time and he got half a stock. He decided to go to the toilet to bang one out and pass the time. The moderator, a real stuck up cow of LRC worker, thought he must've been cheating and went into the Gents.

Apparently she sussed what was going on from the noise and waited for him to leave the cubicle, gave him a curt nod and told him to get back to his seat.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

21^st May 2009 at 3:30 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: james

Funny exam story: a mate of mine was (and probably still is) a massive f*ck up. But he was almost autistically good at maths. We were doing a GCSE exam and he had it done half an hour before the end. As we all know, one's mind wanders in this time and he got half a stock. He decided to go to the toilet to bang one out and pass the time. The moderator, a real stuck up cow of LRC worker, thought he must've been cheating and went into the Gents.

Apparently she sussed what was going on from the noise and waited for him to leave the cubicle, gave him a curt nod and told him to get back to his seat.

hehe, class.

Mate of mine w*nked inside the Empire State Building

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

22^nd May 2009 at 2:10 pm

Win.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

23^rd May 2009 at 10:42 pm

Outside-left

It's good that you've done it so quickly, so that it doesn't linger on your mind. You know where we all are if you need anything at all in regards to help, support and whatnot.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Griff

| 764 posts

24^th May 2009 at 12:46 am

(indoors)

Yeah, I know I'll try to help in any way I can. Pretty much everyone on here is here for you if you need us.

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