Quote of the Day III
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Life on Mars:
'Arrest the landlord of The Trafford Arms'
'What for?'
'Think of something on the way'
'Arrest the landlord of The Trafford Arms'
'What for?'
'Think of something on the way'
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"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Stu you tw*t "
Cheers Tabby! Pne of them's stopped throbbing now anyway
"Cheers Tabby! Pne of them's stopped throbbing now anyway
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Quote: Forever_Eating_Pie
argh! tomorrow that could be ME!!
although go with Savills. totally. we're awesome
Quote: LoonyPandoraScene: Estate Agents.
Me: Hi, I've got a property on the market with you guys <gives address>, you left a message on my voicemail to come and see you guys, I believe someone has put an offer in?
Girl: Really? <taps keyboard>, there are no notes on the system... give me a few seconds.....
<minute passes, with girl tapping away on keyboard. I sit down in the meantime>
Girl: Oh hi there, how can I help?
Me: <looks confused>
Girl: Oh... umm, yeah, it was just getting some feedback after viewing the property, and wondering if you'd like to put an offer in?
Me: <looks even more confused>... I'm the vendor...
Girl: OH, riiight. Hmm, there are no notes on the system as to why we would have left you a message...
Me: Well, I know one of the guys who viewed has put an offer in, could you just check that for me?
Girl: Oh yes! The asking price has been met, I take it you want to accept the offer?
It worries me slightly...
Andrew... are you SURE that you picked the right estate agent????? *dies*
:p
argh! tomorrow that could be ME!!
although go with Savills. totally. we're awesome
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Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.
Quote: Tabby
He's awesome, ain't he? He's the best one on Who's Line is it Anyway? more often than the rest.
Quote: Magic_AlexColin Mochrie - 'You know good acting don't you? Haven't you all made love to your wives?!'
COLIN MOCHRIE!
#French Erotic Film, an old blue Scot called Dill, a windy shakey driver, doesn't look like they'll reviiiive her#
He's awesome, ain't he? He's the best one on Who's Line is it Anyway? more often than the rest.
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"Got a codpiece shaped bruise on the side of me head."
Sidecar Steve licks his wounds after tangling with the Doc
Sidecar Steve licks his wounds after tangling with the Doc
Scott invited to me join the Facbook group All in Favour of the Word 'C*nt'. I accepted of course, and p*ssed myself laughing at finding
"what i dont get is how comes there are so many women in this group, yet every one I meet has a right benny when you use the word
confusing c*nts."
written on the wall
"what i dont get is how comes there are so many women in this group, yet every one I meet has a right benny when you use the word
confusing c*nts."
written on the wall
Aurals Velupide!
Quote: Marton
No, it's not
Quote: moon_child'Zine (pronounced rhyming with nine)
Oh God that's just wrong!
No, it's not
is it a new filter?
Gillian McKeith!
ohh, it IS
but yeah, my reaction to pretty much all of the 3 fat brides has been 'where did that stone go from?'
Gillian McKeith!
ohh, it IS
but yeah, my reaction to pretty much all of the 3 fat brides has been 'where did that stone go from?'
Because cake is happiness
i nearly cried at the wedding scene. I am a loser.
anyhow here's my quote for today
if not feel free to help me mug old ladies on pension day
anyhow here's my quote for today
if not feel free to help me mug old ladies on pension day
Wife of the lovely Alice
Πανδώρα:
Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.