WTF of the day

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Jingle

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2nd Aug 2007 at 10:01 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Quote: Doctor_Gonzo
I'm so dizzy and spacey today I was just stood bollock naked about to get into the shower when I realised I still had my hat on.  Dunno what the f*ck's up with me this weekend! :-?


That's the second funniest thing I've heard all day.

The funniest thing I heard was that my waster of an ex-housemate now has a job door-to-door will selling.

Jingle

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8th Aug 2007 at 2:25 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Quote: Doctor_Gonzo
Quote: Doctor_Gonzo
Quote: Jingle
Quote: Doctor_Gonzo
I'm so dizzy and spacey today I was just stood bollock naked about to get into the shower when I realised I still had my hat on.  Dunno what the f*ck's up with me this weekend! :-?


That's the second funniest thing I've heard all day.

The funniest thing I heard was that my waster of an ex-housemate now has a job door-to-door will selling.

Or this weekend - i lost my CD remote and found it in the fridge, and yesterday I came within an inch of p*ssing in me bin cos I didn't realise I wasn't in the bathroom  

And i put Daz in the dishwasher as well.  Me poor noggin is f*ckin' fried  :-[


Put some rubbish in the freezer today

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


20th Aug 2007 at 5:54 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 

Gary

| 3,774 posts


20th Aug 2007 at 6:10 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Quote: Tabby
A random ned walked past Colin in Livingston today, pointed at him, and said "haha, you're a gimp!"
Totally out of the blue. I wonder what the hell was going through his head...

Clearly he recognised him as a user of the GNU Image Manipulation Program.

Is it sad that I think of that first when hearing GIMP now? :-[
[http://imagegen.last.fm/Apnet/recenttracks/3/se_osiris.gif]

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Gary

| 3,774 posts


20th Aug 2007 at 6:26 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
This evil sounding "academy" has clearly corrupted you. This is something that needs to be fixed :p.
[http://imagegen.last.fm/Apnet/recenttracks/3/se_osiris.gif]

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


6th Sept 2007 at 8:49 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(i saw a van this morning. On it was written the phrase, Our erection is your protection. )
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*

Obinice

| 126 posts


6th Sept 2007 at 9:37 pm

Obinice - Existential crisis mode.

Existential crisis mode.

 
Quote: Butterfly
(i saw a van this morning. On it was written the phrase, Our erection is your protection. )


What the hells kind of a service do they provide?

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


6th Sept 2007 at 11:26 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/paintball-panzer/index.html

For tw*ts who take their paintball a little too seriously.
Analrapist.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


6th Sept 2007 at 11:48 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Evil
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/paintball-panzer/index.html

For tw*ts who take their paintball a little too seriously.


Sadly, I will never get to ride in one of those again

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


6th Sept 2007 at 11:54 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
whaddyamean AGAIN?

Analrapist.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


7th Sept 2007 at 12:22 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Hmm, giant purple 'i' for a logo... What was I dressed up as in Manchester a few weeks ago? You complete the picture

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


7th Sept 2007 at 1:13 am

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
So that's what that was all about. I thought you were doing it out of some niche perversion you might have...now it all makes sense.
Analrapist.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


8th Sept 2007 at 8:33 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Obinice
Quote: Butterfly
(i saw a van this morning. On it was written the phrase, Our erection is your protection.   )


What the hells kind of a service do they provide?


(i don't know, i couldn't see the van very well. Some kind of construction thing, i hope.)
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


17th Sept 2007 at 2:52 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
http://justtohavesexwithothermen.ytmnd.com/

I mean... wtf is that guys point? :-?

wombat

| 8,154 posts


22nd Sept 2007 at 10:43 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: Heffalump
Quote: Dark_Mavis
Last night we stole books from Wetherspoons... ummm.... wtf?????


Oooh what books?

And i just got a message from one of my closest friends who i've been hanging around with since I was 4, saying "I owe you an apology, i've just realised that i've been spelling your name wrong for ages! sorry."

ummm wtf?


on that- apparently, JD wetherspoon pubs are actually licenced as libraries.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts


23rd Sept 2007 at 3:11 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
I said 'tomayto' instead of 'tomato' without meaning to. Jings.
If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man


 
 
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