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I is not evil.
Quote: You_Must_Remember_This
Nope. Nor a crocodile :p. I lost track after season four and haven't caught up yet. I'm currently finishing Enterprise and working my way through the new Battlestar Galactica. Which I'm guessing makes me a Batty
Quote: OsirisQuote: Coorrrrrrrshttp://www.thetoque.com/020430/ferengi_monopoly.htm
what?
someone please shed some light on what they are talking about :/
It's a parody based on the Star Trek "Ferengi" species, who are a race obsessed with business. It controls every part of their life and even takes priority over family.
They feature heavily in Deep Space Nine, and a little in Voyager and Next Generation too. Also in a couple of Enterprise episodes.
They follow a guideline (although it's more of a way of life for most) called "The Rules Of Acquisition", featuring such rules as "Once you have their money, you never give it back", "Never place friendship above profit", "Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them" and "Never have sex with the boss's sister". There's supposed to be 285 rules, but all of that are not known.
Disclaimer: Gary is not a Trekkie.
Are you a Gater?
Nope. Nor a crocodile :p. I lost track after season four and haven't caught up yet. I'm currently finishing Enterprise and working my way through the new Battlestar Galactica. Which I'm guessing makes me a Batty
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
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Nora Batty?
Quote: You_Must_Remember_ThisQuote: OsirisQuote: Coorrrrrrrshttp://www.thetoque.com/020430/ferengi_monopoly.htm
what?
someone please shed some light on what they are talking about :/
It's a parody based on the Star Trek "Ferengi" species, who are a race obsessed with business. It controls every part of their life and even takes priority over family.
They feature heavily in Deep Space Nine, and a little in Voyager and Next Generation too. Also in a couple of Enterprise episodes.
They follow a guideline (although it's more of a way of life for most) called "The Rules Of Acquisition", featuring such rules as "Once you have their money, you never give it back", "Never place friendship above profit", "Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them" and "Never have sex with the boss's sister". There's supposed to be 285 rules, but all of that are not known.
Disclaimer: Gary is not a Trekkie.
Are you a Gater?
Nope. Nor a crocodile :p. I lost track after season four and haven't caught up yet. I'm currently finishing Enterprise and working my way through the new Battlestar Galactica. Which I'm guessing makes me a Batty
Nora Batty?
Quote: Osiris
This post made me laugh. Twice. I almost spilled my drink. Even though it's in a closed bottle.
Nope. Nor a crocodile :p. I lost track after season four and haven't caught up yet. I'm currently finishing Enterprise and working my way through the new Battlestar Galactica. Which I'm guessing makes me a Batty
This post made me laugh. Twice. I almost spilled my drink. Even though it's in a closed bottle.
They were Aberdonians, I was actually surprised it wasn't 1 in 50 who DID know an egg came from a hen 
I is not evil.
Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment
So, basically, a guy tricked a lady into having sex with him by saying that he just wanted to use his penis to administer an ointment.
"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms." ...after NINE MONTHS!
So, basically, a guy tricked a lady into having sex with him by saying that he just wanted to use his penis to administer an ointment.
"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms." ...after NINE MONTHS!
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
Quote: Hedley_Verityesque
That is amazing! I want an aeroplane down my road.
On another note, I wonder how many people will try and take up residence in it?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6620461.stm
Now I've seen people dumping mattresses by the side of the road, but this is just daft.
That is amazing! I want an aeroplane down my road.
On another note, I wonder how many people will try and take up residence in it?
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"Last night my computer started making a lotof hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking,then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing".
"I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can".
...So, what was wrong with the computer?
Why not ask this guy?
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It didn't say if the snake was harmed, but it doesn't look too bad.
It's probably a very old article, I just got it from an annoying forward-emailthing that I actually bothered reading because they'd deleted the "Fwd:" from the title. Clever b*st*rds.
"I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can".
...So, what was wrong with the computer?
Why not ask this guy?
It didn't say if the snake was harmed, but it doesn't look too bad.
It's probably a very old article, I just got it from an annoying forward-emailthing that I actually bothered reading because they'd deleted the "Fwd:" from the title. Clever b*st*rds.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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I is not evil.
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Quite often for me - most times I post a letter with the last post at half four first class and it'll arrive the next morning. So a good six hours shy of twenty four.
My luck with parcels is crap though
I posted a letter, and it got there in less than twenty four hours.
Since when does this happen, ever?!?!?!?
Quite often for me - most times I post a letter with the last post at half four first class and it'll arrive the next morning. So a good six hours shy of twenty four.
My luck with parcels is crap though
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
I is not evil.
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
Quote: Tabitha
That is ace. I'm good at the reverse and putting money into my til float at the end of the day.
I keep a running tab of my float, and help myself to the difference some days
Quote: VelouriaNope! She gave me £1.03 change from £1.05. It was supposed to cost 92p, so to confuse her, I paid with £1.05 and got money back! Woooooooo!
It made sense at the time.
Dude. Respect.
I love doing that ^^
That is ace. I'm good at the reverse and putting money into my til float at the end of the day.
I keep a running tab of my float, and help myself to the difference some days
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