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wombat

| 8,154 posts

27^th Nov 2006 at 6:09 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: Die_Happy

WTF of yesterday was the girl who I'd never spoken directly to getting me to walk with her to her next lesson and asking me for my phone number even though she didn't know my name. She even got my home phone number, damnit. It would've been too rude to refuse, but agh!

Secretly, you were pleased.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

29^th Nov 2006 at 11:27 am

River Phoenix

WTF of today was another student (in today's lecture). She said that she borrowed a book from the university library... and her dog ate it.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

29^th Nov 2006 at 1:43 pm

"Why don't you get jetlag going North to South?"

Idiot.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Colin

| 10,038 posts

29^th Nov 2006 at 1:54 pm

Quote: wombat

Quote: Die_Happy
WTF of yesterday was the girl who I'd never spoken directly to getting me to walk with her to her next lesson and asking me for my phone number even though she didn't know my name. She even got my home phone number, damnit. It would've been too rude to refuse, but agh!

Secretly, you were pleased.

Hah. Believe me, son dad Mark, no.

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Gary

| 3,774 posts

29^th Nov 2006 at 11:35 pm

I is not evil.

Oh yeah.

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Kaneda

| 875 posts

9^th Dec 2006 at 12:48 am

"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"

Quote: LoonyPandora

Quote: Marton
Quote: LoonyPandora

I start off with Train defecator hunted by police

Jesus...

Nah, he'd be train ejaculator

jesus comes trains?!?

well if anyone was gonna...

She played such a sweet rusty trombone, she brought a tear to my eye.

Gary

| 3,774 posts

9^th Dec 2006 at 12:53 am

I is not evil.

Freaky. I was talking about this thread on the phone with someone not thirty minutes ago, and now it comes back.

I made this happen, through the power and medium of thought. Oh yes.

That, or it's that damned coincidence again. How I hate it so much...

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th Dec 2006 at 10:04 am

River Phoenix

i had 2 yesterday and 1 today.

1: i was at university. We all had to go on the university website and fill in a questionnaire. i couldn't do it, though. The teacher told me that everyone else was on some sort of list but i'm not on it and that, officially, i don't exist. So he said he'd sort it out with one of the other teachers and put me on the list.
2: When i was writing out the Zine letters last night and i saw Alice's letter, it was a bit weird as i had considered doing that challenge and the letter was sort of similar to what i was going to write.
3: i was talking to the fiance (this morning) about sweater vests and i ended up telling him that summat he said reminded me of Borat... he said that he was just about to say the same thing.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 12:33 pm

I just read 'Conversational Stuff Goes Here' as 'Conventional Stuff Goes Here'.

In which case...well....I think, I think, someone should make a knitting thread. Bceause, it would be quite soft and woolly, but make Alice come out in a rash probably, and, well, old ladies knit sometimes, and lots of them are conventional.

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

21^st Dec 2006 at 1:56 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6196225.stm

*worried*

Aras

| 1,774 posts

21^st Dec 2006 at 2:28 am

Charmed I'm sure

Quote: Smylz

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6196225.stm

*worried*

Flipping heck.

She isn't in love...she's merely insane!

Rainbow

| 1,219 posts

23^rd Dec 2006 at 8:01 pm

Is the avatar upload thing broken?

[http://www.adventureislandguide.com/hurri/images/fm06.JPG]

wombat

| 8,154 posts

6^th Jan 2007 at 11:41 pm

Technically sexy.

public toilets that have mirrors in just the right place to watch yourself urinate.

Why would you want that?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Gary

| 3,774 posts

7^th Jan 2007 at 12:03 am

I is not evil.

Quote: wombat

public toilets that have mirrors in just the right place to watch yourself urinate.

Why would you want that?

Because you get in trouble when you try to watch the other people

Emma

| 9,777 posts

7^th Jan 2007 at 12:09 am

EXTREME!

Quote: Gary

Quote: wombat
public toilets that have mirrors in just the right place to watch yourself urinate.

Why would you want that?

Because you get in trouble when you try to watch the other people

Ummmm Gary... is there something you're not telling us? :p

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Gary

| 3,774 posts

7^th Jan 2007 at 2:09 am

I is not evil.

I hide nothing :p

Although I did once follow a guy into the toilets in a pub by accident once.

There's a drink, a "Cement Mixer" I think, where you get someone to hold a mouthful of Baileys and mix it (in their mouth) with lime cordial. It curdles and tastes foul, and is also pretty funny. They guy I tried it on spat it all over his shirt and said he was off to the gents to dry it on a hand dryer. The idea of someone applying heat to cream on fabric to make it better amused me in my drunken state so I thought I'd go and film him doing it. I forgot that there might be other people in there who'd get the wrong idea when they see a guy running into the gents brandishing a camera and giggling.

I walked back out again. Pretty quickly :-[.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

7^th Jan 2007 at 11:19 am

EXTREME!

Quote: Gary

I hide nothing :p

Although I did once follow a guy into the toilets in a pub by accident once.

There's a drink, a "Cement Mixer" I think, where you get someone to hold a mouthful of Baileys and mix it (in their mouth) with lime cordial. It curdles and tastes foul, and is also pretty funny. They guy I tried it on spat it all over his shirt and said he was off to the gents to dry it on a hand dryer. The idea of someone applying heat to cream on fabric to make it better amused me in my drunken state so I thought I'd go and film him doing it. I forgot that there might be other people in there who'd get the wrong idea when they see a guy running into the gents brandishing a camera and giggling.

I walked back out again. Pretty quickly :-[.

Lol the WORST thing about this is that I can seriously imagine it happening... oh dear.

*chuckles*

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

7^th Jan 2007 at 1:12 pm

[http://myspace-509.vo.llnwd.net/00441/90/56/441136509_l.jpg]

Klayton of Celdweller with Imogen Heap formerly of Frou Frou.

I actually WTFed when I saw this.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

7^th Jan 2007 at 7:01 pm

EXTREME!

A guy that was in my year at school who ended up in prison for selling smack to children is now working in liverpool as a care assistant... this troubles me.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Aras

| 1,774 posts

7^th Jan 2007 at 8:10 pm

Charmed I'm sure

WHY did I think t was a good idea tochange my top in the middle of the pub?! WHY!?!

She isn't in love...she's merely insane!

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 10:38 am

NSSW Rainbow!!

I was watching irish captain planet when I came across it.
My childhood is RUINED!!!

THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR SCHOOL OR WORK:
http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashViewType=TV&FlashBoxId=3032980306

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 12:19 pm

Marry me?

Is that the twangers one that's been around for years or a new one?

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 2:16 pm

twangers, but I've never seen that before.

I have a more WTF video though, and it has taught me never to click my friend Jo's links.
if anyone feels the urge to see an obese woman in underwear massaging a man on all fours' back with her stomach, and calling him a 'little horsie' then please, feel free to pm me and ask for the HELLISH HELLISH LINK!!

I'd put it here, but people might click through curiosity and I can't be held responsible for how hideous a sight it is.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 2:52 pm

ive seen it before too, but its worth watching again

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:15 pm

Because cake is happiness

Quote: Marton

ive seen it before too, but its worth watching again

I really hope you meant about Rainbow and not what Sarah was just describing.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Lianne

| 9,643 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:19 pm

council housing prices in crawley..
my 2 bedroom place.. £86.40 a week
my friends 3 bedroom place 2 streets down.. £87.20

WTF?

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:27 pm

I blue myself.

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Paste this into your address bar and then click Go.

How queer.

Analrapist.

Lianne

| 9,643 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:30 pm

heehee.. i chose the *best* page to try that out.

yay david tennant spinny picspam

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:34 pm

Because cake is happiness

make it stop!!!!!

Wife of the lovely Alice

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:35 pm

I blue myself.

You've just had too much to drink.

As usual.

Analrapist.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:45 pm

Because cake is happiness

Actually I've not had a drink since Friday *proud*

Wife of the lovely Alice

Lianne

| 9,643 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:47 pm

i haven't had a drink this year. *more proud*

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 9:49 pm

I blue myself.

Nor have I. *Pride remains unaffected*.

Analrapist.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 10:38 pm

Marry me?

Wow..I like that. Just if you scroll down it vanishes

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Rainbow

| 1,219 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 11:04 pm

Is the avatar upload thing broken?

I don't get it.. All it does is b*gger up the positioning of the images...

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 11:08 pm

do it on something like the google homepage

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Rainbow

| 1,219 posts

8^th Jan 2007 at 11:13 pm

Is the avatar upload thing broken?

Oh, I see.

Aras

| 1,774 posts

9^th Jan 2007 at 1:23 am

Charmed I'm sure

Feenie!

She isn't in love...she's merely insane!

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

9^th Jan 2007 at 10:22 am

is the accent on channel 4 supposed to be Scottish?!?!
this is ridiculous!

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

9^th Jan 2007 at 1:04 pm

I blue myself.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6244153.stm

Uh-oh.

Analrapist.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

9^th Jan 2007 at 1:24 pm

EXTREME!

Quote: Carnivorous_Vulgaris

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6244153.stm

Uh-oh.

Oh my holy lord....

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Lianne

| 9,643 posts

9^th Jan 2007 at 1:37 pm

One can only hope its True.
I doubt it'll happen. but we can dream.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

9^th Jan 2007 at 4:36 pm

I blue myself.

Mate's band are No.1 in Qatar!

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/music-gigs/features/article2137870.ece

'Mon the boys.

Analrapist.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

11^th Jan 2007 at 2:33 pm

I blue myself.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4215923.stm

7 of 10 is pretty ace. Genius or loon, I'm not sure.

Analrapist.

Debs|OWA

| 6,513 posts

11^th Jan 2007 at 2:34 pm

Scree

I WANT THE CHICKEN COFFIN

TweetTweet

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

2^nd Feb 2007 at 12:52 am

http://www.thetoque.com/020430/ferengi_monopoly.htm

what?

someone please shed some light on what they are talking about :/

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

the doc

| 23,161 posts

2^nd Feb 2007 at 12:55 am

I'm afraid that i can shed no light whatsoever on that.

Gary

| 3,774 posts

2^nd Feb 2007 at 4:22 am

I is not evil.

Quote: Coorrrrrrrs

http://www.thetoque.com/020430/ferengi_monopoly.htm

what?

someone please shed some light on what they are talking about :/

It's a parody based on the Star Trek "Ferengi" species, who are a race obsessed with business. It controls every part of their life and even takes priority over family.

They feature heavily in Deep Space Nine, and a little in Voyager and Next Generation too. Also in a couple of Enterprise episodes.

They follow a guideline (although it's more of a way of life for most) called "The Rules Of Acquisition", featuring such rules as "Once you have their money, you never give it back", "Never place friendship above profit", "Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them" and "Never have sex with the boss's sister". There's supposed to be 285 rules, but all of that are not known.

Disclaimer: Gary is not a Trekkie.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

2^nd Feb 2007 at 5:20 am

but he is a font of all knowledge.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

The Man from Southampton

| 3,794 posts

8^th Feb 2007 at 12:50 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

Quote: Osiris

Quote: Coorrrrrrrs
http://www.thetoque.com/020430/ferengi_monopoly.htm

what?

someone please shed some light on what they are talking about :/

It's a parody based on the Star Trek "Ferengi" species, who are a race obsessed with business. It controls every part of their life and even takes priority over family.

They feature heavily in Deep Space Nine, and a little in Voyager and Next Generation too. Also in a couple of Enterprise episodes.

They follow a guideline (although it's more of a way of life for most) called "The Rules Of Acquisition", featuring such rules as "Once you have their money, you never give it back", "Never place friendship above profit", "Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them" and "Never have sex with the boss's sister". There's supposed to be 285 rules, but all of that are not known.

Disclaimer: Gary is not a Trekkie.

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