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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 1:10 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
I'm more bored than you

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 1:17 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 1:20 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
I'm so board, I'm practically MDF...


/me is available to do bad jokes at birthdays, weddings, and funerals. Just as long as it doesn't involve children - they scare me

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 1:22 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
/me does Bar and Bat mitzfahs as well. Well, I will when the charges are dropped, anyway. My hand was nowhere near the soup. Stupid child.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 1:27 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Yeah, well I'm the best at bad jokes. I am the master of disater - so to speak.

A Neutron walks into a bar,
asks the barman "How much for a beer?"
The Barman responds:
"For you, No charge"

For extra comedy effect, when people are expecting that joke, substitute this extra bad one:

A Neutron walks into a bar.
Says "Ouch!"


I'm also very cheap - please hire me

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 12:35 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Quote: LoonyPandora_
Yeah, well I'm the best at bad jokes. I am the master of disater - so to speak.

A Neutron walks into a bar,
asks the barman "How much for a beer?"
The Barman responds:
"For you, No charge"

For extra comedy effect, when people are expecting that joke, substitute this extra bad one:

A Neutron walks into a bar.
Says "Ouch!"


I'm also very cheap - please hire me



I actually burst out laughing at those... :-[
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 12:39 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
me too :-X

petal

| 887 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 12:56 pm

petal - What kind of cartwheels do I have to pull?

What kind of cartwheels do I have to pull?

 
[quote=distortion_ link=1101431208/0#10 date=1101433833]i dunno...

whats mary short for? she's got no legs.
Wife of Dr. Robb phd.

petal

| 887 posts


26th Nov 2004 at 1:03 pm

petal - What kind of cartwheels do I have to pull?

What kind of cartwheels do I have to pull?

 
oh hello! that was quick
I be off now, must ...consume... chips
Wife of Dr. Robb phd.


 
 
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