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Nemi

| 837 posts

28^th Oct 2004 at 11:58 pm

So how do you lot talk?

For me:

London - Lunden
Bath - Barth
Grass - Grarse
Water - used to be wa'er, but more like warter now.

What - tends to be wah/wh' (hard to type) if I'm not paying attention

(add more if you think of it)

Oh, and the eternal question:

What do you eat with chips??

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satansrubberduck

| 7,520 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 12:05 am

Daddy.

No extra r's for me: Grass = grahss; water = what-ar; bath = baff.

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 12:06 am

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

London - Lun-din
Bath - Bahf
Grass - grahss
Water - wahT-err
What - wha-uT
Glasgow - Glahz-go

With chips I eat either gravy and salt - or tomato ketchup and vinegar

Edited by Caged Liberty Oct 2004

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 12:07 am

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Quote: Aberdeen_George_

Daddy.

No extra r's for me: Grass = grahss; water = what-ar; bath = baff.

You eat your daddy with chips??

satansrubberduck

| 7,520 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 12:08 am

Heh, I answered the wrong question. 8)

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 12:09 am

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

You do realise that looks seriously wrong?

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 12:15 am

the hoopiest of all the froods

London - Lun-don
Bath - Ba'athf
Grass - gra'a*s
Water - waht-err
What - wha'ut
Glasgow - Glahz-go

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 10:46 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

London - Lundun
Bath -

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 10:50 am

Marry me?

London - Lundun (It depends, 'cos after choir my accent usually gets posher and Irishy-Brummie-Welsh. Dunno why.
Bath - Bath (with a sort of harsh a)
Grass - Grass (with a harsh flat a)
Water - Worterr
What - Whot, wha'
Glasgow - Glasgo
Scone - Scon
Sausages-Sossages
Vase-Varse

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Starman

| 4,265 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 10:53 am

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

London - Lundun
Bath - Ba'th
Grass - Grahzz
Water - Wortah
What - whoa?
Glasgow - Glaz-goh
Scone - Skooooone
Sausages-sos-ay-gez
Vase-V-harse

Wibble

| 5,323 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 10:54 am

scapegoat extraordinaire

London - Lunden
Bath -

Edited by Wibble Oct 2004

Starman

| 4,265 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 10:58 am

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

This is confusing, its odd.

I speak like peter Kay mixed with Mandy dingle. Leave on the hob for 40 minutes and serve it to your dog.

Bob Flapper

| 5,002 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 11:11 am

Me?!

London - Lun-din
Bath -

Seren Arian

| 420 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 11:14 am

Quote: FYR_Macedonia_

This is confusing, its odd.

I speak like peter Kay mixed with Mandy dingle. Leave on the hob for 40 minutes and serve it to your dog.

Peter Kay & Mandy Dingle would need longer than 40 minutes - if it's 20 minutes per pound they'd take weeks.

London - Lundun
Bath - bahth
Grass - Grahss
Water - warter
What - wot
Glasgow - Glaz-go
Scone - scon (as in 'fastest cake in the world')
Sausages -sos-uh-giz
Vase - varz

I like my men like I like my coffee - granulated and packed into little glass jars.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 11:43 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Quote: Seren_Arian_

Peter Kay & Mandy Dingle would need longer than 40 minutes - if it's 20 minutes per pound they'd take weeks.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

29^th Oct 2004 at 7:45 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

This is very interesting for an English student. It'd be a lot easier to represent all these ways of speaking with proper phonemic script, but that's rather difficult. Anyway...

London - Lunden
Bath - Bath (short a, so not Barth)
Grass - Grass (as above)
Water - Warta
What - Wot
Glasgow - Glazgo
Scone - Scon
Sausages -Sosuhgiz
Vase - Varze

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Emma

| 9,777 posts

30^th Oct 2004 at 8:29 pm

EXTREME!

London - Lunden
Bath -

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts

30^th Oct 2004 at 8:31 pm

Get your Antlers on

London - Lun-done
Bath - Baa-ath
Grass - Grass with short a
Water - War-ter
What - W-ot
Glasgow - Glaz-go
Scone - Sc-on
Sausages -S-o (phonetic o)-suh-jizs
Vase - va-ars

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Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

30^th Oct 2004 at 9:02 pm

London - Lun-dun
Bath - Ba'th (basically the short a thing, not barth)
Grass - Gr-a*s (not grarse)
Water - Warter
What - Wh-ot
Glasgow - Glazgo
Scone - Scon
Sausages - Soh-ce-jiz
Vase - varz

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

31^st Oct 2004 at 3:40 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

London - Lundin
Bath - bath
Grass - Grass
Water - woter
What - wut
Sausages -sos-ig-iz
Vase - vayse

i pronounce my r's. i dont get them mixed up with h's. arrrr not ahhhh

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Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

31^st Oct 2004 at 3:41 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Quote: Telegram_Deleted_

Listen to how NEDs speak, then refine it a bit. And add uber bad language. M'kay?

From Scotland are we?

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

31^st Oct 2004 at 5:03 pm

London - Lunden
Bath -

Edited by learrggh Oct 2004

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

31^st Oct 2004 at 5:27 pm

London -

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

31^st Oct 2004 at 8:32 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

I see!

Scone - schonn
Vase - vahse
Sausages - sause-ih-jeez

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

31^st Oct 2004 at 8:39 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

You didn't sound rude. It's ok.

Phil

| 7,619 posts

31^st Oct 2004 at 9:45 pm

Hippo Moderator of Heck!

London - lun-done
Bath - ba-th (That is, with out an 'r')
grass - gr-a*s (and the same)
Water - War-tuh
Glasgow - glaz-goe
What - wh-ot
Vase - var-z
Sausages - Soss-ege-ez
Scone - sk-own

Shrewsbury - Shrows-berry
Patriot - Pay-tree-ot

She's the kind of girl that leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
Just to make you jealous of the men she f*cked before you met her.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

1^st Nov 2004 at 1:17 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Im amazed as to how many people are actually doing "sausages" in this. i honestly didn't think there was much discrepency on that one...

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Penfold

| 887 posts

2^nd Nov 2004 at 12:32 am

The thinker

London - Lundun
Bath - Barth
Grass - Grarse
Water - Warter
What - Wot
Glasgow - Glarzgo
Scone - Sc-own
Sausages -Sossajes
Vase - vars

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