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The International Intrigue Thread

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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 2:48 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Whilst we are all nations, I thought it would be good if we had somewhere to plot away to your heart's content. So go, plot. PLOT, I SAY!

Filled with existential dread and toast.

JM

| 8,289 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 2:53 pm

I'm plotting to errect a 10 mile high fence to stop China getting in (if anyone is China) and bomb Croatia back.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 3:06 pm

Im plotting to teach goats how to kill and then use them to invade everybody. They can already read road signs

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 3:18 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

I am plotting to unite all of the South American nations in a most glorious alliance.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

I am planning to reverse the bans on various goods such as oral sex but maintain the ban on chewing gum. I will round up all mafia bosses (or Triad even) selling the banned substance known as chewing gum or as I like to call it "Have a tic tac instead, smelly."
Then I will carry on boosting my economy and making killer chilli crabs.Not actual Giant Killer Chilli Crabs though that is a thought....

*hides her army of Killer Chilli Crabs*

satansrubberduck

| 7,520 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 4:35 pm

I'm just going to hide between France and Spain, and send lewd messages to Russian diplomats.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 5:41 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

I'm going to invade Colombia and rename each major city after a character in a musical

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Graham

| 5,553 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 5:49 pm

im going to do the same as George, and just sit there, and wait for someone to trip up....

Quote: Barry Duffman, Aug 2008

it still doesnt make sense! He's talking about putting potatoes in cement to cook them!!

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 5:52 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

My country is Ecuador. dIt is on the equator as the name suggests. The equator dictates a lot of things, like compasses, nautical navigation equipment and plugholes. I'll toy around with those. And the Earth's rotation

_{(All under the Nothern South American Alliance, of course.)}

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 5:56 pm

Quote: SingaporeSmall_but_effective_

I am planning to reverse the bans on various goods such as oral sex but maintain the ban on chewing gum. I will round up all mafia bosses (or Triad even) selling the banned substance known as chewing gum or as I like to call it "Have a tic tac instead, smelly."
Then I will carry on boosting my economy and making killer chilli crabs.Not actual Giant Killer Chilli Crabs though that is a thought....

*hides her army of Killer Chilli Crabs*

Is oral sex really illegal there?

Claire

| 15,814 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 7:23 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I don't even know where Laos is so I'm fecked if I know what I'm going to do. Although I might make the Germans my slaves.

Edited by Claire Oct 2004

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 7:27 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

im going to conquer france and turn it into a giant casino.

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 7:34 pm

Grog me.

I'm going to dance a merry jig on the roof of every political leqader in the world and see how long it takes each of them to put their hand out the window to see if its raining. HA HA HA HA <WOO HA.
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If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 7:37 pm

Grog me.

Quote: Nepal_

errect .

he he hhe he he

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 8:07 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Ecuador_

I'm going to invade Colombia and rename each major city after a character in a musical

As your brethren in the Northern South American Alliance, Venezuela will aid you in this task!

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Will

| 6,984 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 8:09 pm

Why would i want to show everyone my evil and secret plots?

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 8:11 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Lilac_Lithuanian_

I don't even know where Laos is so I'm fecked if I know what I'm going to do. Although I might make the Germans my slaves.

Laos is bordered by Burma, Cambodia, China, Thailand, and Vietnam.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 8:18 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

I still think you have to let people reply before doing so. And act according to your size and strength. CIA Factbook is good for that.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 8:27 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

That's if CS complies.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Emgem37

| 3,267 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 8:03 am

Quote: Finland_Home_of_Ms_Shadow_

Also, Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands are MINE.

Says who? We may not want to be associated with such Finnish*ty.

Starman

| 4,265 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 8:36 am

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

I'm plotting to ge ta reall yload stereo to play Atomic Kitten really load, thus keeeping my citizens in a state of total brain-dead-ness and therefore easy to control

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:09 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

*changes name of alliance to Alliance of Northern South American States, because it makes a cooler acronym*

Filled with existential dread and toast.

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

| 1,786 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:28 am

We are a peacenik non-fighting nation who has the pope. No need for plots.
However I could do with some of those evil crabs.

Find me over here.

http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/user/james

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 11:25 am

the chic-est of the outsiders

I'm going to get Slovakia back, but instead of making the country czechoslovakia again they'll be the "Czech Republic" and "The Czech republic of those miscreant slovaks"

This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic

Starman

| 4,265 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 1:04 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

I'm going to reform the eastern bloc b ygetting all the ex commies chummy again, and maybe using vodka to stop resistence

Vel

| 23,203 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 1:53 pm

Marry me?

FYR Macedonia, seeing as we are both Balkans States do you want to ally with me, like the good old days-and help with the alliancing of all other Balkans states so it can become, once again, a turbid black hole disrupting the balance of power and sucking other countries in, and set nation upon nation upon nation while us Balkaners just sit and laugh?

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 2:13 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

If you like this bunch of ex-commies won't mind joining up either. Plus with us at the centre of "New Europe" what with the expansion of the EU and all it could make for a tasty scar with those decadent westerners

This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic

Vel

| 23,203 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 2:15 pm

Marry me?

YOu're Balkans too. Provided you don't gang up on me with other countries do you want to be part of the Balkan alliance?

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Vel

| 23,203 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 2:30 pm

Marry me?

Right, FYR Macedonia is allied with Croatia in the Balkans Alliance (needing a catchier name, but will do for now)

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Starman

| 4,265 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 2:33 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

Lets go for it

Vel

| 23,203 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 2:39 pm

Marry me?

So, with this now large Balkans Alliance we can join our resources and use the instabilities to create havoc and mayhem. I like.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 3:22 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

*Venezuela claims to United Nations that Colombia is undermining it's borders with several raids*

*masses forces along border*

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 3:30 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

*Unites with ANSAS and invades Colombia from the west*

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 3:32 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

*Unites with balkan mob*

Solidarity!

This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 3:33 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

*invades Colombia from the east*

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 3:48 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

And Martin is invading from the south, I believe. If not, Venezuela and I will just get more of the spoils. His choice.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 4:23 pm

I would like to set up trade relations with Australia. Their tourists for our shoes.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 4:24 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Indeed.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 4:36 pm

snarf!

Im going to conquer my scandinavian neighbours and form a power capable of competing with the EU!

Never take life seriously.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 5:12 pm

Quote: Captain_Norway_

Im going to conquer my scandinavian neighbours and form a power capable of competing with the EU!

But are you not IN the EU?

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 5:22 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Norway is not in the EU. That is why it is missing from the Euro coin. Interestingly enough, if you remove Norway, the rest of Scandinavia looks remarkably like a penis.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 5:26 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Just so you don't think I am kidding...

[http://www.jmrr.com/cartezone-euro.gif]

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 5:31 pm

Quote: Venezuela_

Just so you don't think I am kidding...

Oh my gawd...

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 6:42 pm

snarf!

hehehe

Never take life seriously.

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 7:01 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

im not even on the map.... i must remedy this situation by holding a famous political leader hostage. any volunteers?

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 7:02 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

An Important Announcement:

A powerful new alliance has emerged on the scene - it's called the Confederated Union of Small States (CUSS). Membership eligibility is based on having a smaller land area than Luxembourg (2586 square km).

Current members (with areas in square km): Andorra (468), Liechtenstein (160), Luxembourg (2586), Monaco (2), Singapore (693). The invitation is open to the Vatican if he wishes to contact me.

Our current combined land area is 3909 sq km, or approximately the size of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands.

Expect a logo and world domination plan soon.

http://www.freewebs.com/megazine

Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 7:06 pm

snarf!

The norwegian invasion of finland, sweden and denmark has begun anyone want to join me! Finland im lookin at you here, we could resolve this peacefully and then you could get your revenge on russia whahaha!

Never take life seriously.

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:18 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

woo! logo! everyone will be surrendering soon, i expect.

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:20 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

|F*ck the Slovaks, Stanislav Varga was at fault for Shaktar Donetsk's second goal therefore they can go and ger stuffed.

Can you guess I'm a bit drunk?

This Is. A Public. Service. Announcement.

With catarrh (cough cough)

Emektro for all - I thought it classic

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:31 pm

WHAT'S WRONG WITH SLOVAKIA??????

czech off, you slovakist.

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