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Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:33 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

I apologise, but Stanislav Varga has caused a major diplomatic row in my mind.

Now all we have to do is win our next three games in the cl

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Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:37 pm

Quote: czech_yourself_Albert_McFly_

I'm going to get Slovakia back, but instead of making the country czechoslovakia again they'll be the "Czech Republic" and "The Czech republic of those miscreant slovaks"

uh, no, I think not. We are staying the way we are. The partition was fine with us. Long live Slovakia, Czechoslovakia's better half! Whoohoo!

We don't wear ponchos

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:41 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

Quote: Slovakias_Little_Helper_

uh, no, I think not. We are staying the way we are. The partition was fine with us. Long live Slovakia, Czechoslovakia's better half! Whoohoo!

We don't wear ponchos

Nope, sod you lot, we'll recruit the lagered up Brits to fight on our side with the promise of even more cheap beer. And Sparta Prague held Man Yoo to a draw last night which makes us more appealing to the majority.

*takes slovakia by force

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Mark Brogan

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20^th Oct 2004 at 10:47 pm

kicks czech republic in the balls

and makes the country weep

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:49 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

*casts capatilism on Slovakia

*waits 3 years for damage to occur

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Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:52 pm

*asks hungary for help*

what's that you say? there is no hungary?

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

20^th Oct 2004 at 10:53 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

Hungary has already been secretly taken ... by the Czech republic!

Mwahahahaha!

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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 9:33 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Thanks to the overwhelming military might of ANSAS, the turmoiled state of Colombia has capitulated.

ANSAS will release the new map of the region shortly.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 9:41 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Venezuela has also taken the small nations of Guyana and Surinam.

Venezuela states that both of these nations had been smuggling drugs through Venezuela, and that they had contravened many United Nations resolutions and international treaties.

Viva Venezuela! Viva ANSAS!

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 2:01 pm

North Korea would also like to make trade relations with Tasmania and Singapore. Anything you'd care to trade for economy shoes, hydroelectric power and exotic flowers?

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 3:32 pm

snarf!

After a breif but bloody conflict Denmark and Sweden have surrendered, a new power has arisen THE NORWEGIAN EMPIRE with denmark in my possesion im now looking to expand south into germany and maybe holland *REDFINGER*

Never take life seriously.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 3:46 pm

Quote: Captain_Norway_

After a breif but bloody conflict Denmark and Sweden have surrendered, a new power has arisen THE NORWEGIAN EMPIRE with denmark in my possesion im now looking to expand south into germany and maybe holland *REDFINGER*

Does this mean you have Greenland too? If you are planning further invasions, we have arms available for your purchase.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 3:50 pm

snarf!

oo yeah i forgot about greenland well take that too and ill take you up on your offer of arms specially the supposedly non existing nuclear weapons!

Never take life seriously.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 3:52 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

In the interests of international diplomacy, a part of Colombia has been given to nearby Panama. This includes the river Atrato and the city of Quibd

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 3:59 pm

Quote: Captain_Norway_

ill take you up on your offer of arms specially the supposedly non existing nuclear weapons!

We have 5 nuclear devices available, and we have LOADS of mortars going cheap.

Care to open your Norwegian Jarlsberg cheese up for trade?

Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 6:23 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

*goes on blitzkreig and takes unsuspecting austria and croatia

Cescy Republicky now has control of slovena, austria and croatia. We now relinquish control of Slovakia back to Slovakia's little helper, however and shifty business and we'll be showing them who is boss. We hope however that they will join us in fighting the larger nations of europe

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With catarrh (cough cough)

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Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 7:00 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

Quote: czech_yourself_Albert_McFly_

We hope however that they will join us in fighting the larger nations of europe

Ha! No one ever wants to take on the smaller nations. And so the day will come when your back will be turned and one of us will metaphorically crawl up your leg and bite you...

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Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 7:06 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

The Czech Republic would very much like to co-operate with CUSS as we feel that they share many common goals with ourselves and that they have been overlooked for too long, as have we

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Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 7:19 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

CUSS will send diplomats from Luxembourg City, Andorra La Vella, Monaco, Singapore City and Vaduz to meet with you.

How would your policies be of benefit to us?

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Kyndstor Dysotor

| 493 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 7:34 pm

the chic-est of the outsiders

A strengthened position with the availiabilty of our troops, representation in eastern europe could be instrumental in securing more support

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Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 7:41 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

I will allow other CUSS members to comment before making any commitments. The floor's open, guys...

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Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 7:58 pm

snarf!

Our cheese is yours korea oh yeah and CUSS im coming for you once germanys outta the way 8)

Never take life seriously.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 8:10 pm

snarf!

Quote: Finland_Home_of_Ms_Shadow_

I'll make Norway and Sweden my allies in wars, if ya don't mind. Also, Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands are MINE.

Your idea has been fulfilled my chilly neighbour shall we form the NorwegianFinnish empire and our land shalls spread through northern europe!

Never take life seriously.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

21^st Oct 2004 at 8:42 pm

Quote: czech_yourself_Albert_McFly_

*goes on blitzkreig and takes unsuspecting austria and croatia

Cescy Republicky now has control of slovena, austria and croatia. We now relinquish control of Slovakia back to Slovakia's little helper, however and shifty business and we'll be showing them who is boss. We hope however that they will join us in fighting the larger nations of europe

i don't really like violence, so.....

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Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

22^nd Oct 2004 at 8:14 am

Bill Bryson is my God

Quote: Captain_Norway_

Our cheese is yours korea oh yeah and CUSS im coming for you once germanys outta the way 8)

Oh, yeah? You and what army? And where are you heading, exactly? We're spread all over the place... and now we have Papal blessing as well...

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Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

22^nd Oct 2004 at 10:02 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

I'm plotting to train German Shepherds to assassinate opponents.

I'm an eejit.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

23^rd Oct 2004 at 11:27 am

Marry me?

Quote: Slovakias_Little_Helper_

slovakia is prepared to undergo negotiations with czech republic and get allied.

who are we gonna get first??

Do you want to join the alliance with FYR Macedonia and Croatia, seeing as we are Balkans countries together, like the good old days of shooting Franz Ferdinand?

And Czech-we were not unprepared. YOu fell right into our trap. Mwhahaha.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

23^rd Oct 2004 at 12:11 pm

Quote: Captain_Norway_

Our cheese is yours korea oh yeah and CUSS im coming for you once germanys outta the way 8)

Good stuff.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

23^rd Oct 2004 at 12:13 pm

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