Funny Horoscopes must be made true

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Turtle

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17th Oct 2004 at 5:10 pm

 
I decided to check my horoscope today to find.....

17/10/2004

You've always been drawn to unusual people, and today is no exception. A wild-eyed poet could capture your heart if you're not careful. If you've already got a lover, you may want to whisk them away to a secluded spot where you can indulge your passion for one another. There's never been a better time to get engaged, elope, or relocate. Any changes you make now will be swift and satisfying. (c)2004 RussellGrant.com

So would anyone like to elope?Wild eyed poets need only apply!

Post your sh*ttiest funniest horoscopes.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


17th Oct 2004 at 5:25 pm

learrggh -

 
'Today you will meet a three ton rhinoceros called Desmond'

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


18th Oct 2004 at 5:22 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Aries

Woo hoo! It’s Aries freedom time as the week begins! Stretch your limbs. Stretch your mind. Get away and break the routine, ‘cos it doesn’t last. The midweek calls you to step up and get things done. Be responsible, as you may have to deal with someone in authority, especially on the home front. Negotiate a peace. Friday’s for friends and good times and that trend carries into the weekend. Enjoy yourself but don’t get caught up in secrets or anything underhand. It won’t go so well if you do. Chill out on Sunday. Take time with yourself.

I'm not complaining...
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 9:51 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
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'Today you will meet a three ton rhinoceros called Desmond'




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