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ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:35 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

The way this game works is to create a coherent story-like thing, where each post contains alternate good news and bad news. For example:

Good news: You win a holiday cruise to the Bahamas.
Bad news: The ferry is delayed.
Good news: This is because another boat containing a shipment of chocolate got into difficulty, and your boat had to take a certain amount of its cargo.
Bad news: The chocolate melts halfway on the cruise, and attracts wasps and flies...

And so on, and so on.

I'll start:

Good news: You recieve an envelope in the post, and it contains

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Tired/Happy

| 5,601 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:45 pm

Good news: the egyptian money comes wrapped around cheese.

"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:46 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news, you're lactose intolerant

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Nemi

| 837 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:55 pm

bad news: however, you're allergic to all other food as well

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http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:10 pm

bad news is they're going to stop making size 6 and you'l have to look a state in size 8

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:14 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: Your wardrobe only consists of dozens of this dress, in various shades of blue, brown or curtain. Oh, and you only have bright yellow paint.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:15 pm

bad news is you'll look a state when grunge is no longer....in fashion

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:17 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Okay, I'm confused now... are we on good news?

Good news

You convert the Egyptian pounds you got that morning into Pounds sterling, ang hit the town, shopping for some nice new clothes.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 7:19 pm

Good News:

The British Heart Foundation just got a whole bunch of chocolate and designer clothes in stock.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 7:34 pm

Bad News: The bloke in the flat upstairs left the chip pan on, and burnt the place down.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 8:25 pm

Bad news: the cow can't adjust to it's new surroundings, and therefore conks out.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 8:39 pm

Good news: no need to buy meat for a year, because you can just put the cow in the freezer and cut bits off everytime you need meat and stuff

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 9:14 pm

Bad new: The cow had Mad Cow Disease.You ate the cow and unfortunately you are infected.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 9:51 pm

good news: you soon realised, so there's still lots of cow for everyone else

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 9:58 pm

bad news: you accidently kill all your friends

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 10:10 pm

good news: you can keep the cow for yourself. sure, itl kill you, but hey, free cow.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:33 am

bad news: a bill came through for the cow

*burp*

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:37 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good News: You pass Go, and collect

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 9:02 am

good news, since the fire wiped out all your ornaments, you can use the cows head as a display feature in the living room.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 10:09 am

bad news: a hippo stole the head

*burp*

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:36 am

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: the hippo left a mysterious leather bag

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:37 am

bad news: a rottwiler jumped out

_{i know i cant spell}

*burp*

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:42 am

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: the rottweiler chased the hippo and recovered the cow head. and the herring was useful for chopping down the largest tree in the forest

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:50 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bad news: You must now find a shrubbery.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:25 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

bad news: roger the shrubber is out to lunch

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:38 pm

good news: you spot him returning

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:46 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

bad news: he broke both his hands in a freak topiary accident

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 1:47 pm

Good News: He is pretty and you fall in love with him.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 1:52 pm

bad news - his wife has a shotgun

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:03 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: She has no ammo.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:12 pm

good news: you can run faster than her

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:12 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: She's open to trying new things. Like you, for instance.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:34 pm

Bad News: By trying, she means eating you.Not in the good way but in the cannabalism way.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:46 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: So are you, so you both kill and eat Roger the Shrubber.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:18 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Wow, this really took off!

Bad News: You have bloodstains all down your nice new clothes.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:21 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: it scares off intruders

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

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Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

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