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Turtle

| 3,404 posts


19th Oct 2004 at 5:15 pm

 
Bad News: You needed that knife to breathe.

wombat

| 8,154 posts


19th Oct 2004 at 5:17 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Good news- You must have misherd all along, it turns out that you don't need to breathe to stay alive.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


19th Oct 2004 at 5:17 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Good news: The "doctor" isn't using his lungs any more
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 2:22 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Bad news: He's using yours
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 2:25 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Good news: This is because you are a doctor, and demand your pay packet
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Starman

| 4,265 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 2:26 pm

Starman - Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

 
bad news, the union find out that you shoulkd have been on strike and you are blackballed


Vel

| 23,203 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 2:28 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
good news: the black-balled thing was a slight misunderstanding and you have to go to a goth cotillion
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 7:04 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
bad news: the italian mafia is hosting the cotillion and they want you dead
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 7:07 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Good news: they all die of erm,.......death
*burp*

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 7:11 pm

Captain Stupendo - snarf!

snarf!

 
Bad news... they were victims of a virus that turns them all into flesh eating zombies
Never take life seriously.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


20th Oct 2004 at 8:04 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Good News: They realise they are made of flesh and eat each other.
Filled with existential dread and toast.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 8:29 am

Andrew -

 
bad news: theres still one left

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 9:47 am

Πανδώρα -

 
Good news: it eats itself
*burp*

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:02 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - It's jaw and teeth survive and starts to feed on Vegetable Revolution member.
I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:06 am

Andrew -

 
good news: its luke skywalker

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:09 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - My spelling let me down and I meant to say members.
I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:16 am

Andrew -

 
good news : its fall from eating luke and passes out. You then flush it down the toilet

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:23 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - Luke dispatches the zombie with his lightsabre and clones a new race of zombies to serve the Jedi.
I'm an eejit.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:28 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Good news: He really didn't.
Filled with existential dread and toast.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:29 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - In your dreams.
I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:30 am

Andrew -

 
good news: lukes living in a fantasy world so every thing he says is bullsh*t

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:38 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - Luke is standing right behind you and despatches you with his lightsabre.
I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:42 am

Andrew -

 
good news : luke is getting predicatable so you are ready to move out of the way of his lightsabre

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:43 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - But he gets you with his blaster when you're not expecting it.
I'm an eejit.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:45 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Good News: Han Solo beats the hell out of Skywalker. Because everyone knows Solo is best.

He has Wookie.
Filled with existential dread and toast.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 10:52 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - The Ghosts of Yoda and Obi Wan scare off the wookie and Luke puts Han on his a*se with force lightning.
I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 11:08 am

Andrew -

 
good news: lukes an a*se

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 11:10 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Bad News - Zebedee's just a collection of ionised atoms.
I'm an eejit.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 3:40 pm

Captain Stupendo - snarf!

snarf!

 
Good news: It was all a dream
Never take life seriously.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


21st Oct 2004 at 3:55 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad news: The last one was all a dream as well, which means you suffer from narcolepsy.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 10:15 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Good News - I don't know what narcolepsy means.
I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:07 am

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad News: that doesn't mean you're unaffected by it
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:16 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Good News - My powers mean I'm immune to it.
I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:20 am

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad News: You don't have powers.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:21 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Good News - I do *puts force choke on Ecuador*
I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:24 am

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad news: Ecuador is way too big a land mass for your puny arms. You get malaria.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:26 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Good News - Magic new cure for malaria saves the day.
I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:30 am

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad news, Unfortunately, the day you saved was Monday,.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:32 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Good News - the mosquitos were fussy about who they would bite, leaves me for better pickings elsewhere.
I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:33 am

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad news: Tarantulas aren't picky.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 11:54 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Good News - Their are no tarantulas in this zone.
I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 2:00 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad news: You don't know where you are and get lost in the mountains.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 7:12 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
good news: you find a kindly penguin in the mountains who keeps you company
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 7:14 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
Bad news : The penguin is a little too friendly...

Rose

| 3,316 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 7:31 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

 
good news, it's wings are quite warm
Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 7:36 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
bad news: it steals your clothes while you are sleeping and you never see it again
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 8:18 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
good news: a group of naturalists happen to pass and in invite you to join them
*burp*

Topper

| 6,773 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 9:51 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Bad news: The naturists are Anne Widdecomb, Ainsley Harriot, Margaret Thatcher and Keith Chegwin. And they're sweaty, on heat and don't care what sex you are.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


22nd Oct 2004 at 10:04 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
good news: you have a shotgun and plenty of ammo and the will to kill many times

Vel

| 23,203 posts


23rd Oct 2004 at 11:10 am

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
bad news: this lot are unstoppable. Like zombies. Ammo will have no effect on them, in fact the only way to stop them is to f*ck them...so really you're always gonna lose.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess



 
 
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