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ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:00 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: They're still attached to her body, which makes putting them in your knapsack a mite tricky.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:05 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good News: You can fit her in the knapsack.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:06 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: it's now very heavy and lumpy when she squirms for air

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:08 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: She dies, and you're a necrophiliac.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Emgem37

| 3,267 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:12 pm

Bad news: you can't open the knapsack

Rose

| 3,316 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:12 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

Quote: A_N_B_Y_

The way this game works is to create a coherent story-like thing.

yeeees....

bad news: rigor mortis causes her to bite you. hard

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:15 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: Because she's dead, you can crack her jaw off guiltlessly

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:24 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news, you have a bottle ofDettol in your lunchbox.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 12:45 pm

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Bad News - You drink the detol, while all you're mates mung the corpse.

I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:02 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: the Dettol cleans up the vomit taste in your mouth a treat

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:03 pm

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Bad News - It corrodes all your internal organs.

I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:10 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: You can replace them with the ones of the corpse in your bag, whena nd where appropriate.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:11 pm

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Bad News the corpse's internal organs have decomposed.

I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:16 pm

Good news: no news is good news

Rose

| 3,316 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:18 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

bad news: here's some news

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:19 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: Everything above was all a dream.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:19 pm

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Good News - It's not bad news.

I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 1:37 pm

bad news: you wet the bed

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 2:43 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: You only wet it because you spilt that cup of water whilst you were tossing and turning (mainly tossing) all night.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Emgem37

| 3,267 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 2:45 pm

Bad news: erm...the bed's still wet

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 2:47 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: it'll dry out.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 2:47 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: You're now out of the bed.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 2:54 pm

bad news: your out of bed

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 2:54 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news, you get a clean quilt and curl up on the settee

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 2:59 pm

bad news: the settee falls to pieces

Emgem37

| 3,267 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 3:04 pm

Good news: you find 2 pounds that has made it's way down the back of the sofa. Result!!

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 3:06 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bad news: It's two pounds of lard.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Rose

| 3,316 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 3:09 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: it's sunday roast day

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 4:27 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: You're fresh out of meat, and have to settle for a lard sandwich.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Starman

| 4,265 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 4:29 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

good news : your friends comes out with your favourite take away

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 4:30 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: You had no idea that the takeaway was gay, or that it was going out with your best friend. You are in shock at this double whammy of news.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

The Deadliest Nightshade

| 38 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 5:17 pm

I only dance to the tune in my mind

good news: ur friend can get u cheap food through association

Life is a game: the last one standing wins

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 12:17 pm

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Bad News - The food is infected with samanella.

I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 12:27 pm

good news: you ate earlyer today so your not hungry

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 12:56 pm

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Bad News - That food was full of Arsenic.

I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 12:59 pm

good news - it wasnt enough to kill you

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 1:20 pm

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Bad News - You threw up all over your clothes finding this out.

I'm an eejit.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 1:39 pm

good news: It was old clothes that you didnt like

Vel

| 23,203 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 1:48 pm

Marry me?

Bad news: You still have to wear them as all your others wear eaten by some savagely hungry moths.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 1:57 pm

good news: you take a shower to wash off the sick

Vel

| 23,203 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 2:00 pm

Marry me?

Bad news: The shower "water" is not h2O, but H2O2. Ouch

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Topper

| 6,773 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 2:03 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Good news: The hospital staff are friendly and you are seen in under 7 hours. Result.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Vel

| 23,203 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 2:06 pm

Marry me?

Bad news: Alex is the hosiptal staff, doctors, nurses, receptionist etc..oh, and anesthetist

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 2:19 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good News: He's rather good at all of the above.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 2:22 pm

Marry me?

Bad news: He has an embarrassing problem which you have to solve before he gives you treatment.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Starman

| 4,265 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 4:08 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

good news : treatment onl yrequire sone pill and will be complete in five minutes

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 4:10 pm

bad news: you choke on the pill

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 4:15 pm

good news: a doctor turns up with a pocket knife and does that thing where the stab you in the neck so you can breath

*burp*

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 4:17 pm

bad news: hes not a docter, hes just watched to many episodes of ER

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

19^th Oct 2004 at 5:14 pm

Good news: You get to kill the freak with his own knife

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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