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ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:22 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: You never liked them that much, anyway.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:26 pm

Bad News : You have nobody left to eat

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:26 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: There is the dog.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:29 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad News, you decide to eat its dog food, only don't have a can opener

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:39 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: You don't like dogs as pets, but you do like them as a main course.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:43 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news, your fingernails are chewed down, and working the pull is really fiddly and exhausting.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:50 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: it's fun and produces a dizzying high

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 4:04 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: A dizzying high always leads to a dizzying low.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 4:12 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: You crack your head open on the paving slabs.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 4:26 pm

Technically sexy.

good news: there was nothing important in your head anyway- you sue the world for a million pounds

Southern hemispherical rat boy

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 4:28 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

...but your claim is unsuccessful, and you have to pay all those court and lawyer fees...

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 4:31 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

it was a shoddy court, you owe them 50p

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

wombat

| 8,154 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 4:36 pm

Technically sexy.

you don't know that and pay them

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 4:51 pm

Bad News: They lied.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 5:01 pm

Bad News: Your legal team consists of Ed the Duck and Bugs Bunny in suits.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 5:03 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: Their legal team consists of G.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 5:45 pm

Good News: You get to torture him.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 5:46 pm

Bad News: You still lose.Ha.ha.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 5:59 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: So do they.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 9:55 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bad news: You're an insomniac.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 10:08 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bad news: You're a wimp.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 10:33 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: You nod off about an hour beforehand and wake up four hours after the exam ends.

_{(sounds like my morning so far, damn alarm clock)}

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 10:35 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: There's a fire alarm and the exam is postponed until that afternoon, allowing you time to neck a couple of Red Bulls before you start

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:10 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: You find a Pepsin-2 tablet on the floor

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:18 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news, when you bent over to pick it up, your stomach ache made you vomit copiously over the fat person's shoes, thereby getting rid of the infection and also doubling as revenge.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:28 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Good News Armed with half an onion, you make the judo weilding buffoon cry like a little girl.

I'm an eejit.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:35 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Good News - She asks you back to her flat for a bit of fun.

I'm an eejit.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:40 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Good news: You're female after all

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:42 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Bad News - I'm on my period.

I'm an eejit.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:42 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bad news: He's still fat. And sweaty.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:45 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

Good News - You have a lesbian sex session with his wife.

I'm an eejit.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:48 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bad News: His wife is very sweaty, and nearly drowns you.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Oct 2004 at 11:57 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: The small boobs you have are hers.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

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