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ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:35 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

The way this game works is to create a coherent story-like thing, where each post contains alternate good news and bad news. For example:

Good news: You win a holiday cruise to the Bahamas.
Bad news: The ferry is delayed.
Good news: This is because another boat containing a shipment of chocolate got into difficulty, and your boat had to take a certain amount of its cargo.
Bad news: The chocolate melts halfway on the cruise, and attracts wasps and flies...

And so on, and so on.

I'll start:

Good news: You recieve an envelope in the post, and it contains

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Starman

| 4,265 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:40 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

bad news, it's in Egyptian pounds

Tired/Happy

| 5,601 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:45 pm

Good news: the egyptian money comes wrapped around cheese.

"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:46 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news, you're lactose intolerant

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Starman

| 4,265 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:47 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

good news : but due to some compliated micical complaint this means you can each any amount of any other food and bnot put on weight.

Nemi

| 837 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:55 pm

bad news: however, you're allergic to all other food as well

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Starman

| 4,265 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 2:56 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

good news : your diet still consists of more than that of kate moss and you can fit into a D and G size 6

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:10 pm

bad news is they're going to stop making size 6 and you'l have to look a state in size 8

Starman

| 4,265 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:14 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

ugh, you deletd the wrong one! :p

Good news, grunge is back in so baggy = good

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:14 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Bad news: Your wardrobe only consists of dozens of this dress, in various shades of blue, brown or curtain. Oh, and you only have bright yellow paint.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:15 pm

bad news is you'll look a state when grunge is no longer....in fashion

Starman

| 4,265 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:15 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

Good news : at least you have something to paint the house in

Starman

| 4,265 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:17 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

ok, i'm gettign confused now. In relation to Martin's comment

good news, you are an individual who sees it not as fashion and more as making a statement with your on unique style

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:17 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Okay, I'm confused now... are we on good news?

Good news

You convert the Egyptian pounds you got that morning into Pounds sterling, ang hit the town, shopping for some nice new clothes.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Starman

| 4,265 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 3:18 pm

Between your experience and my hypomania, we can do anything

bad news, you only have money to go to the britsh heart fondation because of crap exchange rate

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 7:19 pm

Good News:

The British Heart Foundation just got a whole bunch of chocolate and designer clothes in stock.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 7:34 pm

Bad News: The bloke in the flat upstairs left the chip pan on, and burnt the place down.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 8:21 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Good news: You are burned alive and so have to suffer no more disasterous Egyptina money related misery.

Joke.

Good News...: You are able to buy a new flat and a small cow with the insurance money. Or something.

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Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

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Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 8:25 pm

Bad news: the cow can't adjust to it's new surroundings, and therefore conks out.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 8:39 pm

Good news: no need to buy meat for a year, because you can just put the cow in the freezer and cut bits off everytime you need meat and stuff

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 9:14 pm

Bad new: The cow had Mad Cow Disease.You ate the cow and unfortunately you are infected.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 9:51 pm

good news: you soon realised, so there's still lots of cow for everyone else

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 9:58 pm

bad news: you accidently kill all your friends

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Oct 2004 at 10:10 pm

good news: you can keep the cow for yourself. sure, itl kill you, but hey, free cow.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:33 am

bad news: a bill came through for the cow

*burp*

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:37 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good News: You pass Go, and collect

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 7:19 am

EXTREME!

Bad news: the bank messed up and you only get

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 9:02 am

good news, since the fire wiped out all your ornaments, you can use the cows head as a display feature in the living room.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 10:09 am

bad news: a hippo stole the head

*burp*

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:36 am

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: the hippo left a mysterious leather bag

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:37 am

bad news: a rottwiler jumped out

_{i know i cant spell}

*burp*

Emma

| 9,777 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:39 am

EXTREME!

bad news: the leather bag contained a dead herring and several toothpicks, but nothing else.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:42 am

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: the rottweiler chased the hippo and recovered the cow head. and the herring was useful for chopping down the largest tree in the forest

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 11:50 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Bad news: You must now find a shrubbery.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:07 pm

EXTREME!

good news: there is a shrubber in a nearby village who is very good at making shrubberys... nice ones

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:25 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

bad news: roger the shrubber is out to lunch

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:38 pm

good news: you spot him returning

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 12:46 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

bad news: he broke both his hands in a freak topiary accident

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 1:47 pm

Good News: He is pretty and you fall in love with him.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 1:52 pm

bad news - his wife has a shotgun

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:03 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: She has no ammo.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Bob Flapper

| 5,002 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:06 pm

Me?!

Bad news: She's lethal with a rolling pin

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:12 pm

good news: you can run faster than her

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:12 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: She's open to trying new things. Like you, for instance.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:34 pm

Bad News: By trying, she means eating you.Not in the good way but in the cannabalism way.

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:41 pm

Good news: You eat her first, tastes like chicken

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 2:46 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Good news: So are you, so you both kill and eat Roger the Shrubber.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:18 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Wow, this really took off!

Bad News: You have bloodstains all down your nice new clothes.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Rose

| 3,316 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:21 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

good news: it scares off intruders

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

17^th Oct 2004 at 3:21 pm

bad news: it scares off your friends

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