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ANBY v3.0

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16th Oct 2004 at 2:35 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
The way this game works is to create a coherent story-like thing, where each post contains alternate good news and bad news. For example:

Good news: You win a holiday cruise to the Bahamas.
Bad news: The ferry is delayed.
Good news: This is because another boat containing a shipment of chocolate got into difficulty, and your boat had to take a certain amount of its cargo.
Bad news: The chocolate melts halfway on the cruise, and attracts wasps and flies...

And so on, and so on.

I'll start:

Good news: You recieve an envelope in the post, and it contains
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Tired/Happy

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16th Oct 2004 at 2:45 pm

Tired/Happy -

 
Good news: the egyptian money comes wrapped around cheese.
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

ANBY v3.0

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16th Oct 2004 at 2:46 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad news, you're lactose intolerant
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Nemi

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16th Oct 2004 at 2:55 pm

Nemi -

 
bad news: however, you're allergic to all other food as well

Chris Kamara

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16th Oct 2004 at 3:10 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
bad news is they're going to stop making size 6 and you'l have to look a state in size 8

ANBY v3.0

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16th Oct 2004 at 3:14 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Bad news: Your wardrobe only consists of dozens of this dress, in various shades of blue, brown or curtain. Oh, and you only have bright yellow paint.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Chris Kamara

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16th Oct 2004 at 3:15 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
bad news is you'll look a state when grunge is no longer....in fashion

ANBY v3.0

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16th Oct 2004 at 3:17 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Okay, I'm confused now... are we on good news?

Good news

You convert the Egyptian pounds you got that morning into Pounds sterling, ang hit the town, shopping for some nice new clothes.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.


 
 
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