Useless Junk

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Πανδώρα

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15th Oct 2004 at 8:33 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
I just looked round the desk and found a load of useless junk so because I'm nosey list the stuff you have that is of absoluely no use to you

I found 3 mouse balls
we have a lazer mouse
30 out of date free download tokens
and some dead batteries
*burp*

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 8:35 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
1 Animal
4 Empty coke cans
1 dumbell with a broken lock
1 full bin

Chris Kamara

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15th Oct 2004 at 9:06 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
I will swap you 1 PC for a used cat collar?

Will

| 6,984 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:16 pm

 
couple o pens... cd cases...crisp packet... bits of paper...32MB mp3 player...

Πανδώρα

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15th Oct 2004 at 9:17 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
remote for the VCP we got rid of ages ago
*burp*

Will

| 6,984 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:19 pm

 
ooh... a couple of serial keyboards... a 56k modem... a half-blown power supply... a box of random wires... 2 microsoft ball mice... 2 joysticks... a pile of floppy disks that dont work..

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:32 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Will, this is how I imagine your house to look.

[http://www.executiveportraits.co.uk/PC%20world%20-%20video%20box.jpg]

.

| 3,645 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:39 pm

 
job centre slips from ages ago
HMV saver tickets, from 3 years ago
a stone
tester pot of blue paint
a sandcastle flag


..putting the sex back in dyslexia..
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Paula

| 4,556 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:50 pm

Paula - King of Knights

King of Knights

 
last weeks tv guide
an empty cup that I'm considering filling with coffee
my sisters library book
and a broken cd case

Rose

| 3,316 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:51 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

 
several empty Volvic bottles
one empty JD bottle
one empty Baileys bottle
two empty Marlboro Lights boxes
one empty Hula Hoops packet
Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:55 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
now 5 coke cans

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 9:59 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
My desk is always immaculately tidy - I can't stand a mess workspace... I have a spoon, and a rubber ball. - but they are useful, so don't count.

Since the rest of the flat is a tip, there is plenty of useless stuff.

An Edinburgh A-Z
An empty bottle of Benylin
An empty mr men mini cake box
2 coat-hangers

That's that.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 10:22 pm

learrggh -

 
Quote: martin_
now 5 coke cans


Good grief. And how many times have you needed a slash today then?

Chris Kamara

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15th Oct 2004 at 10:26 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
hehe. lost count amigo. i really shouldn't drink the stuff. totally bad for me.

Topper

| 6,773 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 10:34 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Most of the mess is caused by my sister...it includes:

Her homework (something to do with Craig and Bentley)
One green hair band.
One postcard from her friend, to her. Not me, that would be a bit worrying.
One un-used lamp.
Total Manager 2004. Utter junk
One used condom.

Guess the one thing from my list which, wasn't really there.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Rose

| 3,316 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 10:39 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

 
Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Πανδώρα

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15th Oct 2004 at 10:42 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
lets see was it Total Manager 2004?
*burp*

Topper

| 6,773 posts


15th Oct 2004 at 10:43 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Yeah, I'd never invest in such a God awful, p*ss poor mewling tw*t of a game.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Oct 2004 at 9:11 am

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
A rainbow skittles spring-now a penholder
Too much stationary
My clothes (yup, couldn't be *rsed putting them away again)
A box full of jellybeans
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


16th Oct 2004 at 9:42 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: Goon_Gumpas_
Yeah, I'd never invest in such a God awful, p*ss poor mewling tw*t of a game.



it's funny, cos you did, and i knew you had, and when you said you bought it, i sniggered. cos i knew it was crap. hehe. i would NEVER buy that game. you stupid stupid man. :-*

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


17th Oct 2004 at 3:55 pm

learrggh -

 
A pile of cds
A half full bag of dolly mixture
My phone
Two empty glasses
My antibiotics
Some random stuff I didn't clear away at lunch.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


17th Oct 2004 at 4:00 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
roughly..20 empty cans of diet coke

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


17th Oct 2004 at 4:00 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
My squash
My sunglasses
My bag containing a map, phone, coins and various other tickets. Did I mention it's not my desk?
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Banned Skywalker

| 1,703 posts


18th Oct 2004 at 11:15 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
20 empty lager cans
a couple of empty cigarette cases
a couple of girlie mags.
I'm an eejit.


 
 
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