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Been training dogs

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20th Jan 2004 at 10:51 pm

 
Well, I started thinking. What services can Family Hour offer the world? What is it that me and Kimmi do that only me and Kimmi could do? And I've come to the conclusion that if you ever need a mad scientist, ask us. We'll gladly design nuclear weapons for a small country willing to pay enough, and have no real morals or scruples to speak of. Just gimme the uranium, and you're away.
Kimmi can also supply those who require them with drugs, since she's studying drug dealing at uni, and I can hang around particle accelerators and pretend I know what magnetic flux linkage is.

So there, hire away, we aren't THAT expensive.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Flapdoodle

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20th Jan 2004 at 10:54 pm

Flapdoodle - TO THE SEA...

TO THE SEA...

 
I think you may be the service that i require the most...

Been training dogs

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20th Jan 2004 at 10:55 pm

 
Drug dealer or nuclear arms dealer?
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Flapdoodle

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20th Jan 2004 at 10:57 pm

Flapdoodle - TO THE SEA...

TO THE SEA...

 
both, first the drugs, then the nuclear stuff, then more drugs. Now i must hush before i give away my entire plan.

Been training dogs

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20th Jan 2004 at 10:59 pm

 
Ahh, I see. *taps nose knowingly*.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Elusive Moose

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20th Jan 2004 at 11:02 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
*Schemes forming in mind*
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Flapdoodle

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20th Jan 2004 at 11:07 pm

Flapdoodle - TO THE SEA...

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Quote: Your_Rebel_Roadside_
Ahh, I see. *taps nose knowingly*.


Dambit, how do you know? who told you? I bet it was those pesky mongeese, they are always all over the place, the only way to find them is to look around when dancing.
I think i may need more nuclear power to eradicate this mongoose problem.

Been training dogs

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20th Jan 2004 at 11:10 pm

 
Give me critical mass of uranium and I'll get rid of them.

(Hah, the joke's on you, if you ever got critical mass of uranium it would spontaniously go critical, hence the name, starting a chain reaction hence a HUGE explosion...wow, what an ace practical joke. I gotta try that.)
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Elusive Moose

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20th Jan 2004 at 11:14 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
The joke is thus lost on any non-Physisist... Or however it's spelt... And normality returns...

Oh wait, how can something return when it was never here.

I don't know what I'm talking about any more...
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Flapdoodle

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20th Jan 2004 at 11:14 pm

Flapdoodle - TO THE SEA...

TO THE SEA...

 
ok now i'm afraid *slowly backs away, avoids eye contact and sudden movements*

Been training dogs

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22nd Jan 2004 at 12:57 pm

 
They moan all the time, then they spontaniously fission in a massive chain reaction and render a 50 square mile area unfit for habitation for the next thirty years...Gosh, some people take life so seriously.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Elusive Moose

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24th Feb 2004 at 5:17 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Hmm, I swear I'm adopted.

My family don't seem to appreciation my non-normality... *Sigh*
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Banned Skywalker

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25th Oct 2004 at 11:51 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Could I buy some uranium to destroy Coventry, please.
I'm an eejit.

JM

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25th Oct 2004 at 5:07 pm

 
I could think of places to put ahead of Coventry on that list.

wombat

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25th Oct 2004 at 5:20 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
seeing Alyssa has scarpered- recruit me!
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