6th Jul 2012 at 12:22 pm
River Phoenix
6th Jul 2012 at 3:36 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Drew Brees, Jul 2012I have just officially become Head of IT for this company.
Anyone know what an IT is? I hope it's something delicious. I really hope it's not something I'll be blamed for when it goes wrong because I'm supposed to be in charge of it even though my experience with computers mostly just involves p*rn and drawing houses.
You ever drawn a house as good as this on a computer? Huh, college-boy?
9th Jul 2012 at 2:20 pm
River Phoenix
9th Jul 2012 at 2:25 pm
River Phoenix
9th Jul 2012 at 4:37 pm
I aim to misbehave
Also, i don't think i've ever heard the phrase c*ckknocker before. Someone on another site i post on sometimes uses the phrase thundering c*ckmonkey, though. i s'pose that's an impressive insult, although it's a bit mean to monkeys.
9th Jul 2012 at 4:40 pm
River Phoenix
10th Jul 2012 at 10:34 am
10th Jul 2012 at 4:45 pm
I aim to misbehave
10th Jul 2012 at 9:58 pm
Good. There is absolutely no need for anyone to keep a dog that could even be slightly dangerous.
If people want dogs there are plenty of completely safe breeds out there. It amazes me we don't just execute every single dog that could cause any possible threat to children in parks.
10th Jul 2012 at 10:07 pm
10th Jul 2012 at 10:26 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote:Good. There is absolutely no need for anyone to keep a dog that could even be slightly dangerous.
If people want dogs there are plenty of completely safe breeds out there. It amazes me we don't just execute every single dog that could cause any possible threat to children in parks.
Maybe then, we should shoot all the men with moustaches, they could well be paedophiles and a danger to children in parks!
but don't worry, there will still be plenty of men with "completely safe" facial hair out there if people want them.
10th Jul 2012 at 10:36 pm
10th Jul 2012 at 10:47 pm
I aim to misbehave
I was being sarcastic mind
christ i'm slow.
10th Jul 2012 at 11:09 pm
11th Jul 2012 at 10:45 am
11th Jul 2012 at 12:43 pm
River Phoenix
11th Jul 2012 at 3:03 pm
I aim to misbehave
11th Jul 2012 at 3:05 pm
River Phoenix
11th Jul 2012 at 4:07 pm
I aim to misbehave
Of course he was a weird guy, he was a friend of yours.
11th Jul 2012 at 5:02 pm
11th Jul 2012 at 5:03 pm
14th Jul 2012 at 9:11 am
River Phoenix
14th Jul 2012 at 5:44 pm
River Phoenix
14th Jul 2012 at 11:17 pm
16th Jul 2012 at 3:09 pm
River Phoenix
16th Jul 2012 at 3:33 pm
River Phoenix
16th Jul 2012 at 11:50 pm
19th Jul 2012 at 8:06 am
I aim to misbehave
19th Jul 2012 at 9:53 am
River Phoenix
19th Jul 2012 at 5:26 pm
Lisa, if it feels like passing glass, it is an anal fissure. Increase your fibre intake by having more fruit and veg and other roughage and those Senokot pills (or whatever ones they are that think that ladies go for lunch, pull out their handbags and talk about sh*t).
It may be wise going to the docs 'cos there's a lot of faecal bacteria around the tear (for obvious reasons), so if you get some anus-friendly antiseptic cream from them you should be cool. Dunno if you can get it over the counter from a chemist.
If the problem persists, see your doctor.
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And that was NOT what I came on here to say.
19th Jul 2012 at 10:09 pm
20th Jul 2012 at 9:07 am
I aim to misbehave
20th Jul 2012 at 9:08 am
I aim to misbehave
ahaha
aim high & what have you
i'm afraid the only thing i have to offer is many a mouse.
do men like that? to be showered with mouse after mouse after mouse?
20th Jul 2012 at 10:54 am
23rd Jul 2012 at 8:58 pm
River Phoenix
23rd Jul 2012 at 9:12 pm
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