Things that make you want to Barry someone alive.

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Dinglebutt

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3rd Jun 2012 at 1:22 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Jun 2012
First day off. Woke up with a headache, feel really sick and horrible stomach ache. Usually I'd just sleep it off but I really wanted to nip to give my Nanna a hug today as it's 3 years since my Dad died and her carer rang me to say she's so sad she won't get out of bed today My Nanna, not the carer.

Eugh, life.


Sorry to hear that, Claire. Sure it can't be easy for any of you today.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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4th Jun 2012 at 9:26 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(i have an insect bite on my left leg.)
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Πανδώρα

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4th Jun 2012 at 12:41 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
i'm a horrible drunk

Really, we had three drinks in the space of an hour because we let somone else order for us.
We'd usually have one drink to last longer than that.
I feel poo.
I remember rolling around on wet grass, i've fallen over & cut my arm & bruised my leg

Goddamn it.
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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5th Jun 2012 at 9:25 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Something that invokes my fruity wrath is that i've been sneezy today.

So i s'pose i should be careful on Thursday as i said i'd go to hospital with the fiancé and of course hospitals are full of germs and ill people.
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Rayanne Graff

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6th Jun 2012 at 1:10 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(i've been coughing since this morning. i sound like Marge Simpson or summat.)
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Dinglebutt

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6th Jun 2012 at 3:08 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
(co-worker trying to download something from internet)
Co-Worker: I just don't know what's wrong, it's not letting me download it
Me: (looks at screen) Ah, I see, you have pop-ups blocked. Click there
(Co-worker clicks)
Me: Now click "Always allow pop-ups from this site" (as he has to download a few things from it)
(Co-worker instead clicks "Temporarily allow pop-ups")

(a few minutes later)

Co-worker: It's not letting me download again...


WELL IF YOU'D CLICKED WHAT I'D F*CKING TOLD YOU TO CLICK IT WOULD! THAT'S WHY I SAID TO CLICK IT! F*CKING IDIOT. BESIDES, THIS LAST HAPPENED THREE MINUTES AGO. HOW HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALREADY. YOU'RE THE SAME AGE AS ME. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT USED TO COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING.

F*cking idiot. Earlier, our boss printed off a big Euro2012 wallchart and asked my co-worker to stick it up. He picked up the wallchart, put it up against the wall, made sure it was near-level... then realised he had no tape or blu-tack on it and took it back down again.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
Claire: FNSICLS NEXT FRIDAY 8PM OK BYE
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Luco El Loco: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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