Things that make you want to Barry someone alive.

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Rayanne Graff

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29th May 2012 at 1:14 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(i nearly fainted on Saturday and i felt dizzy today. Stupid hot weather.)
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Rayanne Graff

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29th May 2012 at 1:16 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(Also, when i went for a walk yesterday, i saw a car that had a window sun screen. It had a photo of two women who were wearing bikinis and kissing. How controversial/ pathetic. Bleurgh.)
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Rayanne Graff

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29th May 2012 at 2:38 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(i just went out to do some recycling and some gobbin whistled at me. F**k him.)
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Πανδώρα

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30th May 2012 at 9:49 pm

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if i happen to send more than three texts a night i get questioned over who it is.

"is it faye?"
No
"is it your lady friend?"
No
"is it the boyfriend?"
No.
F*ck off.
I don't ask you who you're texting, what the hell does it matter? I'm hardly 11 years old & being groomed.
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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31st May 2012 at 3:42 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(Yesterday, i watched This Morning for a few minutes. They were discussing about how there's going to be a law about how calling people fat is a hate crime or summat. kelvin mackenzie was on there and said that he agreed with having such a law but that he didn't like how fat people look and wished they wouldn't go out. Because that's not hateful.

i watched This Morning for a couple of minutes today and some sh*thead had phoned in to moan about how he wished he could watch TV but his wife was giving birth. Bleurgh.

i was in the city centre and a woman was busking. She was a soprano but wasn't very tuneful.

Also, i'm disappointed that H & M has closed.)
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Rayanne Graff

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31st May 2012 at 4:05 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: the doc, May 2012
Quote:
H & M has closed


All of them?!


No, just my local one.
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Dinglebutt

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31st May 2012 at 4:12 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Designing a house extension and can't find place for the utility room. Which means either this layout has to be scrapped, or the place I could put one would ruin the look and flow.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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31st May 2012 at 4:15 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012
Designing a house extension and can't find place for the utility room. Which means either this layout has to be scrapped, or the place I could put one would ruin the look and flow.


Actually, scratch that. Realised the toilet has to be moved, which means utility can go there, which means toilet can fit in somewhere else. This sh*t's like Tetris sometimes
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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2nd Jun 2012 at 1:26 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(Today, i went for a walk with the fiancé. We went to the canal and fed the ducks. A man was walking with a dog. The dog was small and cute. So i looked at the dog. And then the man said: It's all right, he won't hurt you.)
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Πανδώρα

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2nd Jun 2012 at 2:43 pm

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"oh lisa, look at the dogs foot, he's holding it funny"

okay... *looks at his foot* there's a small lump there, could be a small abscess, could be a growth, could be just his foot.
while i've got him just check on his other foot to see if it's normal

which was completely f*cking ignored. set of b*st*rds.
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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2nd Jun 2012 at 6:54 pm

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Just took that using my camera.
the one which takes photos that look like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/SDC13003.jpg

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

also, i'm a sh*t driver.
*burp*


 
 
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Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
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