Singledom
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Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
I love it. I haven't had this much fun in years, but yesterday was like a parade of family who I haven't spoken to since the split giving me the 'So, how are you?' head tilt and pretty much expecting me to be a mess, which was a trifle annoying.
I showed them though. Me and Martha showed 'em real good.
And no, never in a million years will I post that video to any corner of the internet.
You should try enjoying being single. You're free... to do what you want to do (/me vomits). You don't HAVE to be pitied, find a polite way of telling them to get stuffed with these traditions.
Or do what I do and don't speak
On a side note, 5 years! I just realised you're significantly younger than me. You should definitely enjoy being free. You're hot, you're single, so have fun. F*ck family (in a non-incest way). Oh, and post the video, it sounds amusing
I love it. I haven't had this much fun in years, but yesterday was like a parade of family who I haven't spoken to since the split giving me the 'So, how are you?' head tilt and pretty much expecting me to be a mess, which was a trifle annoying.
I showed them though. Me and Martha showed 'em real good.
And no, never in a million years will I post that video to any corner of the internet.
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Marry me?
Good on you! 
Though I guess it shows they care.
(What's it worth to see the video?)
I am so tempted to hunt you down just to see it. Or failing that, find some way of getting you drunk to see it in first hand
Though I guess it shows they care.(What's it worth to see the video?)
I am so tempted to hunt you down just to see it. Or failing that, find some way of getting you drunk to see it in first hand
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
Yes, true. One of them told me he doesn't know what he's missing, which is VERY laughable.
I will do everything in my power to make sure you never see that video!
This involves not learning how to make go from the camera on to the computer.
First hand is your only choice I'm afraid, so drinks are on you.
Good on you!
(What's it worth to see the video?)
I am so tempted to hunt you down just to see it. Or failing that, find some way of getting you drunk to see it in first hand
Yes, true. One of them told me he doesn't know what he's missing, which is VERY laughable.
I will do everything in my power to make sure you never see that video!
This involves not learning how to make go from the camera on to the computer.
First hand is your only choice I'm afraid, so drinks are on you.
Marry me?
I am queen of vodka and absinthe. And I take that as a personal challenge.
Hunting you down, biatch!
Hunting you down, biatch!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
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Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
i have every episode of Friends. i still watch it on E4, though.
If you lived in England, you wouldn't have to resort to DVD. It's on E4 numerous times a day and virtually every day of the week.
i have every episode of Friends. i still watch it on E4, though.
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Marry me?
Quote: Iron Balls McGinty, Jan 2010
Don't forget the chocolate. Breaking up is all about chocolate. Hope life gets happier soon
Yeah, mate, thanks. Hurting, but no more than can be expected. There may be a chance for reconciliation but I don't know how much. I feel like if I just had another girl to go to, to cotch with and hold and things, I'd be absolutely fine about this. Which makes me wonder how much of the relationship was genuine love and how much was just me glad to have someone. If it was the latter, everyone's better off out of it.
I'm going to wallow in p*rn and country music for a few days, then try and find someone new.
edit: I'm trying to keep things in perspective. If I don't concentrate, it's all very "Argh, life's over, pain woe pain pain!"
Don't forget the chocolate. Breaking up is all about chocolate. Hope life gets happier soon
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
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River Phoenix
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Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
*Finally has a new PC*
Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir
From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.
Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir
From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.
*Finally has a new PC*
Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir
From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.
Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
You make it sound so easy, which it of course is for any normal person...Maybe the renewed confidence I had is already waning. It was easier when I wasn't that arsed and she was asking me out at the start, now I seem to care and I've gone into a shell of over-analysing and painful emo contemplation. Bleurgh.
I will try and get it sorted by this time next week, that's my goal.
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010*Finally has a new PC*
Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir
From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.
Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.
You make it sound so easy, which it of course is for any normal person...Maybe the renewed confidence I had is already waning. It was easier when I wasn't that arsed and she was asking me out at the start, now I seem to care and I've gone into a shell of over-analysing and painful emo contemplation. Bleurgh.
I will try and get it sorted by this time next week, that's my goal.
Daft Cow?
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
That's Alice's dating advice, surely?
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010*Finally has a new PC*
Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir
From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.
Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.
That's Alice's dating advice, surely?
Marry me?
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
Take her for an alcoholic drink, and use some Dutch Courage, lad
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010*Finally has a new PC*
Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir
From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.
Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.
You make it sound so easy, which it of course is for any normal person...Maybe the renewed confidence I had is already waning. It was easier when I wasn't that arsed and she was asking me out at the start, now I seem to care and I've gone into a shell of over-analysing and painful emo contemplation. Bleurgh.
I will try and get it sorted by this time next week, that's my goal.
Take her for an alcoholic drink, and use some Dutch Courage, lad
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Marry me?
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010*Finally has a new PC*
Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir
From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.
Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.
That's Alice's dating advice, surely?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Marry me?
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Hey, if it works for Marton...
Also if she's drunk enough she might find you attractive.
Hey, if it works for Marton...
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Marry me?
Quote: Bob Flapper, Jan 2010
Well, at least you didn't find out about those times he cheated on you with Darren...
Ooops.
Quote: Kid A, Jan 2010(an update for George fans, I'm still single)
What a horrible way of telling me it's over, God, you're such a f*cker.
Well, at least you didn't find out about those times he cheated on you with Darren...
Ooops.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
It doesn't
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010Also if she's drunk enough she might find you attractive.
Hey, if it works for Marton...
It doesn't
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Marry me?
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
You're a bloke and getting on with your life, whilst presumably she's still hurting a bit
Every ex is a d*ckhead
Seeing 19 year-old after work tomorrow. I know she likes me so why am I so cautious and low in confidence about it?
Went out with the ex tonight for a "catch-up" in an attempt to stay friends and it was pretty f*cking grim. Apparently I've been acting like a d*ckhead since we broke up, according to mutual friends, but she was conveniently unable to name names or give examples as to why. F*ck that.
You're a bloke and getting on with your life, whilst presumably she's still hurting a bit
Every ex is a d*ckhead
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Marry me?
Quote: Howard Hughes, Jan 2010
He hasn't been wallowing in self-pity, inhaling ice-cream and chocolate whilst in his dressing gown and pink fluffy slippers and had a Sex and the City binge to remind himself that not all men are b*st*rds. Just most of them are
AKA: Asshole
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
Went out with the ex tonight for a "catch-up" in an attempt to stay friends and it was pretty f*cking grim. Apparently I've been acting like a d*ckhead since we broke up, according to mutual friends, but she was conveniently unable to name names or give examples as to why. F*ck that.
So you haven't, basically.
He hasn't been wallowing in self-pity, inhaling ice-cream and chocolate whilst in his dressing gown and pink fluffy slippers and had a Sex and the City binge to remind himself that not all men are b*st*rds. Just most of them are
AKA: Asshole
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
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