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Will once had a guy he was on the phone to for ages, trying to work out why his computer couldn't read a CD, before the guy finally said "does the CD go in shiny side up or down?"
9th Sept 2008 at 8:22 pm
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9th Sept 2008 at 8:34 pm
Marry me?
9th Sept 2008 at 8:38 pm
Marry me?
9th Sept 2008 at 8:39 pm
Nah, 'cos if they did, he'd beat them at it again. You know he would.
9th Sept 2008 at 8:39 pm
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Quote: Squirrell_of_Doomthis one still astounds me
I bet someone has done it faster than Andy...
9th Sept 2008 at 8:50 pm
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Technically sexy.
12th Sept 2008 at 11:57 am
.. Oh, I thought this thread was going to be a tirade against people who get into relationships for ulterior motives.
12th Sept 2008 at 1:24 pm
apparently the big pink bastard is me
He hasn't quite used the 'l' word, but he has used romantic lines such as 'stop making me fall for you, you complete b*tch' and 'I know this just sounds like noise, but I miss you. Is that ok?'
12th Sept 2008 at 1:28 pm
12th Sept 2008 at 1:56 pm
Quote: Wierd_WelshgirlHe hasn't quite used the 'l' word, but he has used romantic lines such as 'stop making me fall for you, you complete b*tch' and 'I know this just sounds like noise, but I miss you. Is that ok?'
Those aren't romantic lines. That's b*llsh*t cut with just the right amount of longing to get you hooked
12th Sept 2008 at 2:04 pm
Don't sully this thread with sex users! This about the complete idiots me and Darren have to deal with!
12th Sept 2008 at 4:24 pm
Marry me?
Quote: The_Educatedwombat.. Oh, I thought this thread was going to be a tirade against people who get into relationships for ulterior motives.
I think it's well within our rights to use it for this.
At the moment, I'm annoyed at the fact that I lent some guy £420 so he'd not be evicted.
He hasn't quite used the 'l' word, but he has used romantic lines such as 'stop making me fall for you, you complete b*tch' and 'I know this just sounds like noise, but I miss you. Is that ok?'
He's also sleeping with other people, was recently accused (falsely though) of rape, and last time I was at his, he was getting none stop phone calls from some woman who he claimed was stalking him, but who seemed just to want her dressing gown back.
Also, I think he's not quite divorced yet.
He does cook rather well though.
And he has adorable cats.
I'm a f*cking idiot aren't I?
12th Sept 2008 at 4:47 pm
Quote: The_Educatedwombat.. Oh, I thought this thread was going to be a tirade against people who get into relationships for ulterior motives.
I think it's well within our rights to use it for this.
At the moment, I'm annoyed at the fact that I lent some guy £420 so he'd not be evicted.
He hasn't quite used the 'l' word, but he has used romantic lines such as 'stop making me fall for you, you complete b*tch' and 'I know this just sounds like noise, but I miss you. Is that ok?'
He's also sleeping with other people, was recently accused (falsely though) of rape, and last time I was at his, he was getting none stop phone calls from some woman who he claimed was stalking him, but who seemed just to want her dressing gown back.
Also, I think he's not quite divorced yet.
He does cook rather well though.
And he has adorable cats.
I'm a f*cking idiot aren't I?
12th Sept 2008 at 7:11 pm
I aim to misbehave
12th Sept 2008 at 7:37 pm
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Quote: The_Educatedwombat.. Oh, I thought this thread was going to be a tirade against people who get into relationships for ulterior motives.
I think it's well within our rights to use it for this.
At the moment, I'm annoyed at the fact that I lent some guy £420 so he'd not be evicted.
He hasn't quite used the 'l' word, but he has used romantic lines such as 'stop making me fall for you, you complete b*tch' and 'I know this just sounds like noise, but I miss you. Is that ok?'
He's also sleeping with other people, was recently accused (falsely though) of rape, and last time I was at his, he was getting none stop phone calls from some woman who he claimed was stalking him, but who seemed just to want her dressing gown back.
Also, I think he's not quite divorced yet.
He does cook rather well though.
And he has adorable cats.
I'm a f*cking idiot aren't I?
12th Sept 2008 at 8:20 pm
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you know the worst part?
he used to BE a double glazing salesman.
*hangs head in shame*
But! I do realise this, and I'm on the lookout for someone better!
Alice, you may start advertising me in phone boxes.
12th Sept 2008 at 11:16 pm
I blue myself.
12th Sept 2008 at 11:17 pm
I blue myself.
12th Sept 2008 at 11:59 pm
Ok, (Alice here). Who wants to apply for a hot date with Sarah? £2.00 admin fee and a good restaurant is a must. You must also be a snappy dresser. Furthermore, no sex until the 3rd date to know you are serious.Third date? Jesus.
Photos are necessary.
13th Sept 2008 at 12:34 pm
apparently the big pink bastard is me
Ok, (Alice here). Who wants to apply for a hot date with Sarah? £2.00 admin fee and a good restaurant is a must. You must also be a snappy dresser. Furthermore, no sex until the 3rd date to know you are serious.
Photos are necessary.
13th Sept 2008 at 4:46 pm
Marry me?
13th Sept 2008 at 5:57 pm
13th Sept 2008 at 6:11 pm
Marry me?
13th Sept 2008 at 6:12 pm
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2 Quid eh? Do Stock & Piccolino's qualify as good restaurants?
13th Sept 2008 at 6:17 pm
apparently the big pink bastard is me
Best offers apply.
13th Sept 2008 at 7:08 pm
Quote: biggaginge2 Quid eh? Do Stock & Piccolino's qualify as good restaurants?
Piccolino's? A chain restaurant? Pfft.
13th Sept 2008 at 8:12 pm
Marry me?
13th Sept 2008 at 8:20 pm
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Quote: Squirrell_of_DoomQuote: biggaginge2 Quid eh? Do Stock & Piccolino's qualify as good restaurants?
Piccolino's? A chain restaurant? Pfft.
I likes what I likes. Fellucini's was good as well.
EDIT
Here's the menu for Piccolino's
http://www.piccolinorestaurants.co.uk/pdfs/SEPT08/PICC-MANCHESTER-LIVERPOOL-CHESTER-STOCKTON-HEATH-MAIN-SEPT-08.pdf
13th Sept 2008 at 8:22 pm
Hmm, the menu does look rather good, but which branch. Also, what would the itinery of this date look like?
13th Sept 2008 at 8:25 pm
Marry me?
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